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Bailee MyKell Nude Shower Instagram Photoshoot of the DAy

Bailee MyKell is in this very very important instagram photoshoot…to promote her very very important acting career…that you can tell she takes very seriously like the artist that she is…because obviously the only person who could creative direct a shoot like this…would be nothing but art… I know when look at this shoot you think “but that’s like every other shoot I’ve seen an instagram girl do”…naked in the bath…much like the photo storyboard I did on film back in the late 80s for a film class that was about a girl getting raped…because I was so ahead of the curve and never anticipated a time when every single woman would be naked in photos…it used to be hard to find girls to do this..now there are so many girls doing this….that it’s played the fuck out… I still like it though….played out or not….no one is naked enough…

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Natalie Portman’s got Some Balls at her Tennis Lessons of the Day

Watching Natalie Portman take her tennis lessons very seriously, and I’ve decided that it’s a new fetish… She’s so fucking bad, and Tennis is potentially such a hot sport, one of my favorite women’s sports to watch, it’s pornographic and erotic with all the grunts…but seeing her struggle hitting the balls, that she’s really trying to get good at, do with style, probably for some movie role, or maybe it’s just to celebrate that jews are allowed into the country club…whatever her motivation…I’m assuming money and not personal improvement is pretty hilarious…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman’s got Some Balls at her Tennis Lessons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Spring Breakers Posters: Suited and Strapped!

Two new posters for Spring Breakers feature Selena Gomez and James Franco… in very contrasting states of dress. First, Selena basically tells Justin Bieber to eat his little heart out, as she poses in a bright blue bikini that leaves little to the imagination. Next, Franco – who plays a drug dealer in the film – crosses his arms and exposes his gun. Look for his character to take young women played Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson under his dangerous wing in the flick. Want more Selena Gomez bikini photos ? We’ve got ’em!

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Todd Helton DUI Arrest: Lottery Ticket Related?!?

Colorado Rockies first baseman Todd Helton was arrested on charges of DUI this morning, with new details pertaining to the incident making it even more embarrassing for the hitting star. According to the Thornton Police Department, the 39-year old was found stumbling out of a gas station, breath full of alcohol and lottery tickets in hand . Yes, lottery tickets. For a guy who once signed a $141.5 million contract. Helton “made spontaneous statements about drinking two igloo cups of red wine,” police say, and was booked on three counts of drunk driving. To the ball player’s credit, he was “respectful and professional” throughout the ordeal, authorities conclude.

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Lindsay Lohan Lips: Is That Normal?!

Lindsay Lohan showed up to an amfAR event at Fashion Week last night dressed to the nines and … well … her lips aren’t small. This can’t be normal, can it? While Lohan didn’t show up in totally ridiculous fashion, at least by her exalted standards of couture, it’s hard to take her very seriously in that hood. Or when you look at the rest of the Mean Girls cast then and now . The 26-going-on-45-year-old reportedly showed up at the shindig with Saudi film producer Mohammed Al Turki, who was executive producer on Arbitrage . No word if he’s one of her high-priced escort clients.

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Carrie Underwood Loves Being a Role Model

Unlike many stars ( cough , Tiger Woods !) who don’t act like role models even though kids everywhere look up to them, Carrie Underwood thrives in that capacity. “I take it very seriously,” the country star said. “My motto is always that I would never want to do anything that would embarrass my own children in the future.” “And I think that’s the best way to look at things.” Of why she won’t be like Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton, she adds: “I never want to do anything that would make my parents, my role models, disappointed.” Carrie Underwood isn’t hindered by her American Idol fame, either

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