Conan O'Brien did not take to the sky in order to arrive at Comic-Con in San Diego on Wednesday. He took to the road. Fury Road, to be exact. Dressed as The Doof Warrior, the comedian hitched a ride on Mad Max's War Rig (driven by Andy Richter) in a TBS-sponsored video that featured these friends making their way to the annual pop culture festival to spend a week hosting shows from the convention. But the trip didn’t go as smoothly as originally planned, as a wrong turn was made somewhere. Fortunately, the group righted their ship and made it to San Diego… where the welcome sign was engulfed in flames. You'll understand a lot better, and laugh a lot harder, once you watch this footage.
Perhaps we should’ve seen this coming. For months, Kylie Jenner has been transforming into Kim Kardashian , so maybe it was only a matter of time before the student would become the master, and the usurper would attempt to knock the Kween off her double-wide throne. Or maybe OK! magazine is just full of it. Either way, the rumors about a Kylie Jenner sex tape have officially begun. The latest issue of the tabloid teases a conflict between 17-year-old Kylie and 34-year-old Kim, which has reportedly prompted Kylizzle to declare that she’s “prettier,” which in turn led Kim to hilariously call Kylie a “loser.” It’s all pretty funny, and a little hard to believe, but one aspect of the report could sadly prove to be all too accurate. The magazine claims that Kylie’s attempt to single-white-female her successful older sis doesn’t stop with her looks. Apparently, Kylie wants Kim’s career, and she knows just how to go about getting it. Kylie may have been too young to appreciate the cultural phenomenon that was the Kim Kardashian sex tape , but she knows a smart career move when she sees one. As such, Kylie has reportedly hatched a plan. Once she turns 18 in August, Kylie and Tyga will go public as a couple . Shortly thereafter, they’ll “leak” a sex tape online. Sources say Kylie believes that because of her age and her already-sizable fanbase (Kim was a virtual unknown when her tape leaked), her tape will shatter the records set by Kim’s and go on to become the most successful celeb sex tape of all time.’ The sad thing is, she’s probably right. We’d say we hope her parents will intervene, but momager Kris is probably already spending the commission check from Vivid.
I have two Charlize Theron stories…the first is that when she did Playboy in 1997, I lived with a dude, who used that Playboy harder than any Playboy I had been in personal contact had ever been used….she was hot and amazing…a virtual unknown who hadn’t really booked a movie yet…this was around the same time the model was about to be deported from Los Angeles because she didn’t have money, wasn’t getting work, and it was in an era before being an instagram whore could open the door for you via sugar daddies… So when she was nearing the end, about to go back to South Africa, where her mom had just killed her dad…she met a producer in the bank…and boom…became famous…the producer she met in the bank once told me…she probably would have been willing to do porn…she was that desperate… In retrospect, those are horrible Charlize Theron stories…but these pics of her aren’t horrible… I guess Charlize Theron is promoting a movie…because why else would she be in Esquire doing media that you know is controlled by, or coordinated by the movie company….but more importantly, why would she have tipped off the paparazzi to come to her private Malibu beach to release pics of her and Sean Penn getting naughty on the beach…it is all an inside job…TRUST ME…and amazing inside job that she may be too old for but that her ass is still good enough enough for me to stare at…and that’s all that matters… Here are the beach pics… The post Charlize Theron Does Esquire and Gets Violated on the Beach of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’re not even a full month into 2013, but Chief Keef has been having one hell of a year. Only twelve months ago, Keef was a virtual unknown Chicago teen who would take the rap game by storm with just about everybody adding, “That’s that sh-t I don’t like,” to the end of their sentences… Continue
No matter how you feel about this kind of photo shoot, if you had to pick one human being to see naked and in her third trimester, Marisa Miller would probably be that person. Marisa and husband Griffin Guess (i.e. America’s most idolized virtual unknown guy) are expecting their first child very soon, and the model has taken it all off for Allure: These gorgeous Marisa Miller photos are different than any we’ve seen before for obvious reasons, but the 34-year-old says her approach to them wasn’t that different: “I always felt, even before I got pregnant, that it’s better to accentuate your curves. A lot of women try to tuck their butt in or kind of slouch because they’re trying to hide.” “Obviously, you can’t suck it in, but it’s important to really show off the belly. For some reason, for me, from the side, it looks the biggest, so that’s what I tried to do.” The Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret beauty says she’s tried to embrace changes to her famous body – including the inevitable weight gain – brought on by pregnancy. “My sister said to me, ‘You’re eating healthy and you’re working out, so whatever your body gains, it knows what it’s doing.’ I had never even owned a scale before,” she says. “But gaining weight is part of charting your progress. Yes, I was seeing numbers I’d never seen before, but I let go of that because I had a new goal and focus.” “I did Pilates five times a week during my second trimester, but it’s so modified now, mostly stretching and breathing … moving really helps with the circulation.” Miller has helped men everywhere with blood circulation for years, and for that, we thank her. Here’s wishing Marisa and Griffin the best in these joyous months.
Texas Gov. Rick Perry produced by far the most memorable moment of Wednesday’s Republican presidential debate, and his campaign likely ended in the process. Already characterized as not ready for prime time after several poor debate performances cast serious doubts on his candidacy, Perry hit a new low last night. It’s one thing to have a bad outing … but Perry never has a good one, and in this almost comical clip, he had no idea what he was even talking about on stage: Rick Perry Stumbles in Debate Perry tried to name three federal agencies he would eliminate if he is elected president, but came up with just two: the Commerce and Education Departments. Struggling to come up with #3, Perry received encouragement from one of his rivals, Rep. Ron Paul, who suggested he should actually eliminate five agencies. Someone then suggested that maybe Perry was talking about the Environmental Protection Agency. No, he said that wasn’t the third. But what was it, then? No clue. After an awkward pause, he drew a blank, offering only a simple “Oops.” You wonder why virtual unknown Herman Cain became the Tea Party darling …
In today’s superhero-saturated world, do we really need a return engagement with a whole bunch of putative crusaders who almost never use their powers? That was NBC’ s thinking when the network snuffed the low-rated Heroes , and though creator Tim Kring has been trying to muster up support for a wrap-up movie, he admits to EW that he network has yet to pull the trigger. “Movies sometimes need a little distance from the television show,” he rationalized. Sorry, Tim. We’ve already moved on to Ant-Man . [ EW ]
Back when the Footloose remake had Zac Efron set to star for his High School Musical director Kenny Ortega, it seemed like a no-brainer proposition, but as Efron, Ortega, and then fill-in lead Chace Crawford left the project, Footloose had less and less reason for being. Still, Paramount pressed on, and new director Craig Brewer has now cast a virtual unknown to fill the dance slippers of Efron and Crawford. Let’s meet him!
