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Ooo Kill ‘Em: BEST Vines Of 2013, Pt. 2

There were too many hilarious Vines in 2013 for just one list so we made a Pt. 2. Here are more of the BEST Vines of 2013. Enjoy.

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Ooo Kill ‘Em: BEST Vines Of 2013, Pt. 2

SMH: Man Dislodges Dentures In Wife After She Tells His Fat Mama To Sit In Middle Seat So Car Won’t Tip Over

An argument over where a mother-in-law should sit in a car so the weight ratio would even out on the tires turned into a denture dislodging dispute , according to recently released records. Man Bites Wife After She Calls His Mother Fat Via TCPalm News reports: A 68-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police Dec. 8 that he was in a car being driven by his wife, 63-year-old Velina Oneal. The man’s 92-year-old mother also was in the vehicle, and they were driving back from a church service. The man said Oneal started arguing about where his mother was seated. “Velina stated to him that she needed to sit in the middle of the back seat so that the weight ratio would even out on the rear tires,” a report states. “(The man) told Velina not to insult his mother, and an argument erupted.” It wasn’t immediately clear whether the 92-year-old woman’s location in the vehicle could impact tire wear. The man said Oneal hit him in his dentures, which started to fall out. “To keep them from exiting his mouth, he bit down unaware that her finger was still in his mouth,” the report states. The 92-year-old woman gave a similar account, saying Oneal gets violent toward her and her son. She said Oneal “constantly” harasses her over her weight. Meanwhile, Oneal said she and her mother-in-law don’t speak. She talks to her mother-in-law through her husband. “She told (her husband) to tell (her mother-in-law) to move to the center of the back seat to even out the weight distribution on the back tires,” a report states. Oneal said the demand angered her husband, who grabbed her hand, put her finger in his mouth and bit down. Oneal eventually said “she swung her left hand at (her husband) and made contact with his dentures.” Oneal, of the 700 block of Southwest Crean Terrace in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a battery (domestic) charge. Do you think the wife deserved to get bitten for calling her hubby’s mama out?? Only in Florida!

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Massachusetts Cops Pop Drug Dealer With 1,250 Packs Of “Obamacare” Heroin!

GOP is gonna LOVE this one …smh Man Arrested With Packets Of Heroin Stamped With “Obamacare” Via HuffingtonPost Getting Americans hooked up with Obamacare has been a big problem, but in the case of “Obamacare” heroin, that’s a good thing. Massachusetts state police seized hundreds of bags of heroin stamped with the with bizarre name “Obamacare” on Friday, according to Yahoo Finance. Along with the dope named after the controversial healthcare plan, police seized bags labeled “Kurt Cobain.” The individual packets, 1,250 in total, were confiscated during a traffic stop in Hatfield, Mass. The car had been pulled over after an alert state trooper “observed several violations,” according to a statement on the state police’s Facebook page. Following the strange discovery, Tyler Robenstein, 23, of Colchester, Vt., was arrested and charged with trafficking in heroin, conspiracy to violate the drugs laws, possession to distribute a Class A substance, speeding, unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle and failure to change lanes for an emergency vehicle, reports NBC Connecticut. The car’s three passengers — Marquese Jones, 22, and Sherod Green, 24, both of Newark, N.J., and Ashley Beaulieu, 21, of Colchester, Vt. — were all charged with trafficking in heroin, conspiracy to violate the drugs laws and possession to distribute a Class A substance. While heroin is often stamped with words or symbols to identify where it came from and who’s dealing it, Massachusetts State police Lt. Daniel Richard said he’s never heard of the “Obamacare” brand before, reports the Associated Press. Ironically, if you get hooked on that H, you’re gonna WISH you had Obamacare… Image via Mass State Police

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Massachusetts Cops Pop Drug Dealer With 1,250 Packs Of “Obamacare” Heroin!

Kevin Hart’s Charitable Donations Stolen From Philly Rec Centers

Man, People ain’t isht… Actor and comedian Kevin Hart donated $250K of his own money to purchase 500 computers for struggling schools and recreational centers in his native Philadelphia. But, a little over a month later, a few of those computers were stolen from a Southwest Philadelphia rec center. Let us find out the Grinch is really a Philly bol or jawn…SMH See more at HipHopWired

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Black Don’t Crack: Bangin’ Actress Malinda Williams Says Her “Youthful” Look Keeps The Checks Coming In

Malinda Williams flicks it up for Rolling Out magazine and talks longevity in Hollyweird Malinda Williams Covers Rolling Out Magazine Brown-skinned beauty Malinda Williams has been in Hollyweird for quite some time now and she recently sat down with Rolling Out magazine for a stylish photo shoot and a little conversation. via Rolling Out How do you maintain your longevity in the entertainment industry? I definitely feel I have been blessed with a charmed life. One of my advantages I think I have is I have a “youthful” look, so that’s great and adds to my longevity. I played a teenager for a very long time, a young lady for a very long time. It lengthens the time span of playing different roles. I like to choose roles and create a résumé that affects an audience in an emotional way. The saying goes “People will forget what you said to them but they will never forget how you made them feel.” It’s always been about how I make [the audience] feel. In addition to spilling the beans on her secret to staying in the limelight, Malinda also opened up about how she’s stayed fly over the years. Top five beauty products you use? I actually have in my kitchen — above the dishes, plates, the cups and wine glasses — a section for all my hair products [laughs]. For my face, I always like to mix a moisturizer with essential oils. I love Bobbi Brown [products], but I will shop at Walmart in a heartbeat and pick up lipstick I think is fabulous. If it’s good, it’s good. The cheaper the better … [laughs]. How do you stay in shape? Well, I am blessed with good genes and don’t have to work out all the time. I have a grandfather who is 103 years old and still is walking on his own. We have good genes and we “grilled” my grandfather on what he eats [to stay so healthy]. He eats lots of prunes and yams — at least a yam a day. You will still see me at a drive-thru at McDonald’s ordering a cheeseburger with some fries [laughs]. Well, whatever she’s doing is obviously working, riiiigght? Check out a few more pics from her photo shoot on the flip.

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In Freaky White Folks News: Jennifer Lawrence Recounts The Time A Hotel Maid Found All Her “Rear Entry Adult Toys”! [Video]

Do tell… Jennifer Lawrence Tells Embarrassing Sex Toy Story Via EOnline Adding to her already long list of outrageous quotes, the funny actress appeared on Conan to chat about her new movie American Hustle, and shared that if she wasn’t in show business, she’d want to be a maid. Why, you ask? Well, because she enjoys spraying stuff and making the bed and—most importantly—snooping around people’s stuff. Speaking of snooping, J.Law had a very interesting (and awkward, hilarious, memorable…you name it) story about her maid coming across a number of sex toys. “This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story,” Lawrence said. “I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.” You shouldn’t need much more motivation to press play to hear the rest of JLaw’s story below. Hilarious story, but Katniss can’t convince us that she didn’t use at least ONE of those butt plugs, sorry. Image via WENN

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People Ain’t Isht: Morton’s Steakhouse Manager Kicks Out Cancer Patient With $2,000 Bill For Wearing A Beanie Indoors!

Cold world… Morton’s Under Fire For Kicking Out Cancer Patient For Wearing Beanie Via NYDailyNews Morton’s Steakhouse will donate thousands of dollars to a Tennessee children’s hospital after staff at the restaurant’s Nashville location kicked out a large group when a cancer-ridden diner covered his head with a wool beanie. There was immediate social media backlash after the 16-person Christmas party at the restaurant rang up a $2,500 bill at the chain steakhouse Friday and were then booted from the upscale eatery after Robert Chambers put on his beanie. A waitress even told Chambers he needed a doctor’s note or to call ahead of his dinner so the party could be placed in a private room, several witnesses recounted on Facebook, Twitter and Yelp. Chambers and his family stormed out, while the rest of the party was in stunned disbelief. “After the rest of us complained – get this – MORTON’S CALLED THE POLICE ON US,” wrote reviewer Jason M. on Yelp. “We were not unruly, and quite civil given the absolute rudeness of the management. I was told by a manager that the police officer was just casually patrolling the area and came in, but I was told later that was a total lie. “It would be one thing if we were just a couple of guys, splitting an appetizer and causing a commotion. However, we were a table of 16 with a $2,000+ tab and being treated like criminals.” Says Mr. Chambers: “I have been in treatment for 10 months fighting for my life,” he wrote Monday. “I don’t need or want another battle. My family and friends are highly protective of me because of this situation. I would like something positive to come from this.” Flip the page to read Morton’s COO and senior vice president Tim Whitlock’s Facebook statement.

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Under The Influence: Lamar Odom Blames Khloe For “Bring Out His Bad Side”!

Really?? Lamar Odom Says Khloe “Brings Out His Bad Side” According to TMZ reports : Lamar Odom is as done with his marriage as Khloe Kardashian and wants to get married again STAT — to his basketball career … sources connected to Lamar tell TMZ. We broke the story … Khloe filed for divorce Friday, citing irreconcilable differences. The last straw was Lamar shooting the rap video in which he bragged about cheating on Khloe. Now get this … Lamar blames the infidelity on his friends who are “supporting me the wrong way by bringing girls around.” Lamar also casts blame on Khloe … telling his friends, “I can’t be f**kin’ with Khloe. She brings out the bad side of me.” Lamar says he needs to “get married” to his basketball career and wants to ignore the past. And that’s the world according to Lamar Odom. The Kardashians might be a lot of things, but no one can MAKE you smoke rocks, Lamar. Image via Splash

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Fantasia’s Baby Daddy Goes HAM On Ricky Smiley And Exposes Him As A Gay Down-Low Brotha

Fanny come get your baby daddy! Antwaun Cook Calls Rickey Smiley Gay Fantasia’s baby daddy, Antwaun Cook is firing back at radio host Rickey Smiley for calling him a “Queen” after talking about his messy love triangle with his estranged wife Paula Cook and the former American Idol winner. Via MStarz reports: Antwaun Cook went on Instagram to bash the radio personality before deleting the post: “Heard @RickeySmiley used the term “queen” to describe me,” he wrote. “I’m living my life, taking care of my kids and responsibilities and trying to get over the death of my dad and you talking about sh** you know nothing about.” He added, “Let me tell the public about Rickey though. Rickey are you mad Fantasia, who you claim to be your friend, never gave you the play you wanted? Are you mad I had ya girl? Are you made I’m a confident #KappaMan and you have to move to downlow Atlanta and get a paper certificate into Omega Psi Phi to cover up your inner queen?” Cook cotinud, “Pillow talk is a b****,” Antwaun wrote. “You running to defend someone you never did a thing for. You calling me a queen, I’m far from a queen. Ask about me little man. Matter of fact, I wish you were in my presence so I could lay hands on you like some of them old ladies you talk about should have and rebuked that ‘queen’ out of you. Get it out, man. You keep hold it in, it’s gon’ kill you. Tell the world who you really are,” he ended his post. Last week, Cook attacked haters on Instagram after he posted a picture confirming that he rekindled his relationship with his estranged wife Paula. SMH!!!!

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Fantasia’s Baby Daddy Goes HAM On Ricky Smiley And Exposes Him As A Gay Down-Low Brotha

Fanny come get your baby daddy! Antwaun Cook Calls Rickey Smiley Gay Fantasia’s baby daddy, Antwaun Cook is firing back at radio host Rickey Smiley for calling him a “Queen” after talking about his messy love triangle with his estranged wife Paula Cook and the former American Idol winner. Via MStarz reports: Antwaun Cook went on Instagram to bash the radio personality before deleting the post: “Heard @RickeySmiley used the term “queen” to describe me,” he wrote. “I’m living my life, taking care of my kids and responsibilities and trying to get over the death of my dad and you talking about sh** you know nothing about.” He added, “Let me tell the public about Rickey though. Rickey are you mad Fantasia, who you claim to be your friend, never gave you the play you wanted? Are you mad I had ya girl? Are you made I’m a confident #KappaMan and you have to move to downlow Atlanta and get a paper certificate into Omega Psi Phi to cover up your inner queen?” Cook cotinud, “Pillow talk is a b****,” Antwaun wrote. “You running to defend someone you never did a thing for. You calling me a queen, I’m far from a queen. Ask about me little man. Matter of fact, I wish you were in my presence so I could lay hands on you like some of them old ladies you talk about should have and rebuked that ‘queen’ out of you. Get it out, man. You keep hold it in, it’s gon’ kill you. Tell the world who you really are,” he ended his post. Last week, Cook attacked haters on Instagram after he posted a picture confirming that he rekindled his relationship with his estranged wife Paula. SMH!!!!

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