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Kush Chronic-les: Guess Which Soul Legend Says She’s Only Been Clean Seven Years…

One of your parents’ favorite singers delivered a stellar performance at the 2011 Essence Music Festival on Saturday. She also dropped a bombshell about her drug use… something we might have guessed, but wouldn’t have expected her to be so honest about. Do you know who it was? Chaka Khan made her show at the Superdome on Saturday quite the experience for her fans. Taking to the main stage in the New Orleans Superdome after El Debarge, the 58-year-old not only treated fans to a high-energy performance but touched on her past drug addiction in the midst of her musical set, which included ‘I Feel For You,’ ‘Through the Wire,’ ‘I’m Every Woman’ and ‘Aint Nobody.’ Although Khan’s performance set may have been lighthearted, when it came to the matter of her road to recovery from drug addiction, she sang a different tune. “This next song is a song I wrote but I don’t remember writing it because I was high,” she admitted of the song [‘Angel’]. “That was then, this is now, I’m seven years clean.” Seven years though? Not to knock her accomplishment, but that’s mighty recent, isn’t it? What do you think she was on?? Source

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Conjugal Visit Gone Wrong: Wife Tries To Smuggle Convict Husband Out Of Jail By Stuffing Him In A Suitcase

Did they really think they could pull this off? An inmate who tried to hide in a suitcase to escape jail was sent packing back to his cell, Mexican authorities said. The man, aided by his 19-year-old common law wife, was busted as she tried to wheel him out of a prison in Chetumal in the Caribbean state of Quintana Roo, police said. Juan Ramirez Tijerina’s bungled prison break followed his conjugal visit with Maria del Mar Arjona. Tijerina is serving a 20-year stretch for illegal weapons possession stemming from a conviction in 2007. Police said Arjona looked nervous as she struggled to pull the suitcase, which also looked to be unusually heavy. When officers stopped her and opened the case, they found Tijerina curled up in the fetal position. Arjona now faces prison time for her role in the attempted escape, authorities said. Silly girl! Now she’s going to prison too! Give it up to the horny toads … they get an ‘A’ for effort. Comedy! Source

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If He’s Lyin’ He’s Flyin’: Nigerian Scam Artist Breached Security At Several Airports With Fake Boarding Passes And ID

How the hell did someone not check THIS ninja out?! Olajide Oluwaseun Noibi, 24, a Nigerian-born man who was found with the stolen ID and up to 10 old boarding passes containing various names, was arrested Wednesday after attempting to board a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta; five days after passing through layers of airport security at New York’s JFK airport to board a plane with a day-old boarding pass, federal authorities said… Noibi was charged with being a stowaway aboard an aircraft, according to FBI Special Agent Kevin R. Hogg. He is being held at a Los Angeles Metropolitan Detention Center and is expected to be in court Friday. Noibi allegedly managed to get through every layer of security with a fake ID and numerous boarding passes, at least one of which came from another passenger’s pocket. The arrest came after Noibi allegedly boarded a plane Saturday under similar circumstances at JFK and travel to Los Angeles. Noibi boarded Virgin America flight 415 at JFK bound for L.A., according to an FBI affidavit. Virgin Atlantic confirmed in a statement to ABC News that Noibi was allowed to board at the gate with a boarding pass for a flight on a different date, and that its agent “may have missed an alert when the passenger presented a boarding pass from an earlier flight.” “It’s the human factor that’s involved in everything,” said Joseph Morris, a retired Port Authority of New York and New Jersey police officer and former security director at JFK Airport. “We can have the best technology. You can have the best processes and plans, but again it comes down to the human factor and human error. It’s sad how they put us through all this embarrassing bullsh*t with pat-downs and advanced screening, but some a**hole with a student ID and stolen boarding passes can hop a couple planes around the country…SMH Source

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You Can’t Be Serious… Lindsay Blo-han Is Already Off House Arrest???

This broad must be the White celebrity female version of Keyser Söze : “protected by the Devil on high” when it comes to her criminal activity. Her house arrest for constantly violating probabtion and being a thieving drunk/powderhead is officially over. And if you’re trying to remember how much time it’s been since she was sentenced: 35 days. That’s shorter than the amount of summer school a kid gets for failing high school math! A source confirms to E! News that Lohan has had her ankle bracelet removed and is now free to leave her Venice, Calif. residence. Separately, Lindsay’s rep tells E!: “I spoke with her yesterday and she told me she is eager to return to fulfilling her community service obligation which she has been unable to perform during house arrest.” For Lohan, who hasn’t been seen on the big screen since her blink-and-you-missed-it cameo in 2010′s action film Machete, that “obligation” includes mopping floors at the L.A. County Morgue. Lohan was originally sentenced to 120 days in prison for violating her probation after she was charged with felony grand theft for allegedly swiping a $2,500 necklace. Those charges were later reduced to a misdemeanor for which she pleaded no contest. However due to the fact that Lohan’s a non-violent offender, she was eligible to complete her term by spending 35 days in home confinement to reduce jail overcrowding, her movements tracked by an ankle monitor. There was speculation last week that she might end up back in the clink however after she flunked a random alcohol test on June 13. But after being ordered back to court last week, the judge said the incident did not constitute a probation violation. WHAT. The hell??? At least she’s not all the way off the hook. While her time in home detention has come to an end, the actress still has to complete 480 hours of community service that includes 360 hours working at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. and another 120 hours performing janitorial duties at the L.A. County Morgue. The community service must be completed within a year and Lohan is due back in court for a progress report on July 21. We don’t even understand why they still waste time and taxpayer money to bring this broad to court when she never ever ever gets punished for real. Souce

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Put On Blast: Chad Calls The 2 Live Stews Radio Show, And Talk That Ish About His Coach Marvin Lewis!!

All he needs is one mic… Today the incomparable Chad Johnson called in to the 2 Live Stews radio show while in Atlanta and boy oh boy did he entertain in classic “Ochocinco” style! Take a listen to what he had to say about Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis below! Hate It or Love It??? Source

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Random Ridiculousness: Horny Turtles Shut Down JFK Airport Runway

Who knew TURTLES were about that life too??? Sex-crazed turtles shut down a runway at Kennedy Airport this morning as they crawled across the tarmac heading for their seasonal breeding grounds. Runway 4L was shut down starting about 9:30 a.m., the Federal Aviation Administration said. Port Authority workers were still working an hour later to move the slowpokes to safer ground. “We may have a few delays, but nothing significant,” said FAA spokeswoman Arlene Salac. JetBlue reported the turtle incursion on Twitter around 9:40 a.m. “Running over turtles is not healthy for them nor is it good for our tires,” the airline said. “Be advised 30 feet into the takeoff roll, left side of the centerline, there’s another turtle,” called the pilot of American Airlines Flight 1009, a Boeing 767 that had just taken off for the Dominican Republic. “There’s another one on the runway?” asked the controller. “Uh, well he was there,” the pilot said as the plane climbed into the air. Turtles also delayed several flights earlier this week. The turtle invasion is an annual event at Kennedy. They’re in the middle of their spawning season, when the females crawl out of Jamaica Bay onto the runway in search of higher ground to lay their eggs. “The sandy spot on the other side of Runway 4L is ideal for egg laying,” PA spokesman John Kelly said. “It is a naturally provided turtle maternity ward. When your airport is virtually surrounded by water, your neighbors sometimes come in the hard shell variety.” In July 2009, a runway at JFK was shut down briefly after at least 78 turtles emerged from nearby Jamaica Bay and crawled onto the tarmac. Wow. Get it, turtles! Source

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Pay Yo Bills: The Los Angeles Dodgers Officially File Bankruptcy

How do you f*ck up all that money?!? The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy protection in a Delaware court Monday, blaming the refusal of Major League Baseball to approve a multibillion-dollar TV deal that owner Frank McCourt was counting on to keep the troubled team afloat. The Chapter 11 financing permits the Dodgers to use $150 million for daily operations and buys time for the team to seek a media deal, the team said in a news release. “There will be no disruption to the Dodgers day-to-day business, the baseball team, or to the Dodger fans,” the statement said. Bankruptcy protection will provide the Dodgers with a process to address its immediate financing requirements and obtain the capital necessary to ensure the baseball franchise’s long-term financial stability, the team said. McCourt said the Dodgers have tried for almost a year to get Selig to approve the Fox transaction. The deal would have provided him with $385 million up front and was vital to a binding settlement reached between him and his ex-wife and former Dodger CEO Jamie McCourt last week. McCourt now faces the potential of missing a June 30 team payroll without the TV funds and that could lead to a MLB takeover. The McCourts have been embroiled in a contentious divorce where their lavish spending habits were detailed in court documents. The former couple took out more than $100 million in loans from Dodger-related businesses, records show. The McCourts ought to be ashamed of themselves. Get your lives together people!! Source

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ChitChatter: Will Nicki Minaj And Lil Kim Be Making Peace At The BET Awards Tomorrow???

Say word??? Word on the iStreets is that Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj are going to hug it out tomorrow in LA during the BET Awards. But it seems that Kim put the rumors to rest on her Twitter page. Damn Kim, the “EBT” Awards though?!? LOL! We gotta give it to you, that was pretty funny… Do you want to see Nicki and Kim finally settle their “beef” or would you rather them just remain at odds???

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ChitChatter: Will Nicki Minaj And Lil Kim Be Making Peace At The BET Awards Tomorrow???

Epitome Of A Bad Mother: California Mother Microwaves Her Newborn To Death

Just what in thee hell was on this woman’s mind, torturing her newborn baby like that?! A California mom was arrested Tuesday on charges that she murdered her 6-week-old daughter by microwaving her to death. Ka Yang, 29, of Sacramento, is being held without bail The baby, Mirabelle Thao-Lo, was found dead in her home with “extensive thermal injuries” on March 17. “She had some really deep tissue burns,” Sacramento County coroner’s office told the Sacramento Bee. “…It was probably the worst case I’ve ever seen.” Yang initially claimed her daughter’s death was caused by a seizure. The arrest took three months because investigators had to pinpoint what they believed was the cause of death by looking at similar cases, including ones in Ohio, Texas and Virginia. Yang’s three young boys, who are all under the age of 7, have since been removed from the home by child welfare workers. Officer Laura Peck said Yang’s motive it unknown. No lawyer was listed for the mom. “We wouldn’t assess her mental condition,” said Peck. “That will be up to the court system. The bottom line is no one knows what happened in that house but her and the little baby.” SMH. This is sick on so many levels … what mother could do this to her own child? She’s gonna get it in prison. R.I.P., Mirabelle.

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Dear Man-Tittay Rozay: What Were You Thinking???

Take a very good look at Rick Ross… do you see it? Is this as bad as Gucci Mane and Dumb Yung L.A . or does Rozay get a pass?

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