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What’s On: D-List Rising

The sixth season of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List kicks off tonight with our not-so-D-List comedienne landing a bit role on a certain NBC drama and taking acting lessons from a famous diva. Will she finally become a respected primetime actress? Will she ooze sexuality and one-liners with equal aplomb? Or will all her best work be censored ?

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What’s On: Miami Medical Goes Under

A harrowing aquatic mishap forces Miami Medical ‘s staff to buckle down on tonight’s episode. If hospital drama isn’t your milieu, Comedy Central’s got a brand-new comedy special starring one of the biggest post-millennial acts, and Friday Night Lights returns with a new, sure-to-be-under-appreciated episode. I picked out a nice prostitute movie on TBS for the rest of you guys.

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What’s On: So You Think You Can Compete?

Watch. This. Show. So You Think You Can Dance may seem like a treat for rarefied reality-watchers who know their pirouettes from their pas de bourres , but this is so much better than other summer fare. Four episodes in, we’re reaching the thrilling semifinal auditions where even the most primed prima has to sharpen her skills to make the Top 20. Come on, you’ve been suffering leotard withdrawal ever since Nastia Liukin left Beijing.

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What’s On: Barenaked Bachelorette

The Bachelorette ventures back to the ’90s this week and features a band you haven’t thought about since VH1′ s Top 20 Video Countdown was an active part of your life. At this rate, half of the vying bachelors will be narrated with Pop-Up Video bubbles, and bachelorette Ali will confess that she’s Shawn Colvin. This is likely all false, but just in case it’s not, be prepared for the best night of your life.

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What’s On: FlashFinished

ABC’ s other time-warping supernatural thriller, FlashForward ends tonight. I guess the network cares about frivolous things like ratings instead of my long-standing affection for Gabrielle Union. Still, if there’s any episode to watch of FlashForward , it’s this one: the show’s mystery gets pretty much solved and we’re all zapped into a perpetual present. That last part is sort of like the end of most Chekhov plays. Grim!

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What’s On: Creeping Up to Karaoke Coronation!

Just one full episode left until Idol gives all its riches, scepters, and poorly written first singles to the season nine winner. Will Lee DeWyze capitalize on his building momentum and take it all (Hint: Boo!) or will Crystal Bowersox sweep back in and win the season that she’s ruled since day one (Hint: AHSHH !HH CRYSTAL !!!111! we love u gurl MWAHZ Luv, Mov13L1ne).

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What’s On: Modern Family’s Portrait

Claire Dunphy’s got work ahead of her on tonight’s Modern Family finale. Can she pull off the ultimate act of familial cooperation without breaking Phil’s precious iPad over his Butch Patrick haircut? And will she tackle Gloria to the ground if Crystal Bowersox goes home ahead of Casey James or Lee DeWyze on tonight’s American Idol ? Sanity has plenty of opportunities to break free from its toddler leash this evening.

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What’s On: How I Met Your Matthew Morrison

Mr. Neil Patrick Harris drops in on Glee tonight in his second Fox cameo of the season. Will his emcee swagger and stage chops outdo the club’s guru, or will Will come back with a Sisyphean hand-jive from the floor? And does your wan, preteen body have enough sweat to get through it all?

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What’s On: Meat Allison

Medium turns a corner this week as Allison (Patricia Arquette) must go the Rex Harrison root to help find a missing woman — that’s right, she’s talking to the animals. I’d hope that a woodsy owl would speak in a British accent and tell her he was in the parlor room at the time of the murder, but the reality is much better (and more salient to the Arquette family) than that. Hold your Golden Retriever close, pray he’s not gossiping with your loved ones, and settle in for spooks.

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What’s On: Wind Beneath Your Marriage

The Divine Miss M joins the panel of The Marriage Ref tonight, and hopefully she’ll make it worth our while with the following quip: “It must’ve been cooold there in your husband’s shadow — when he wanted to install a stripper pole in the den! Dealbreaker!” Maybe she could make several hundred “The Rose” innuendos regarding a couple from Omaha’s sex life. Most of all, let’s hope she tries hugging her famous co-panelist, because it might cause him to yell “No Deal” at the sky and wash his clothes six times.

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