Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really understand these “high fashion” shoots. I mean, what’s the point of getting a super-hottie like Adriana Lima on the beach and then covering her up in a dress like this ? If it were up to me, Adriana would be wearing as little clothing as possible at all times. Then again, she’d also be doing the shoot lying on my bed and not the beach. Hmm, I don’t know about you guys, but this is all sounding pretty good to me. Anybody know how I get in touch with Adriana’s manager?
According to my sources, the reason super-hotties Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima got together to give us this latest fantasy was to announce that Victoria’s Secret will be doing their annual fashion show in London this winter. Man, how disappointing. And no, for once, I’m not talking about the fact that these two forgot to wear their lingerie. See, I really hoped Victoria’s Secret was going to chose my mom’s basement to host the show this year. So much for my big letter-writing campaign. Oh well, better luck next year I guess. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com
Last week, or maybe it was this week, I posted ON ADRIANA LIMA …comparing her to getting off to lactating “hand expression” videos of girls milking themselves on Youtube. You know the mom, with the mom body, pulling out her mom tits, pretending it’s for a higher purpose like feeding her kid and defending her rights as a mother, when she’s obviously doing it in the Starbucks for me to get turned on…I mean why else would she be staring at me staring at her when she does it… But the fact is that despite being a mom of multiples, and a model who’s in her 30s, which might as well be 100, this Adriana Lima still gets paid…and when photoshoopped enough to look tanned and toned…shit’s pretty ok to look at…because unlike the stretch mark vagina I was sexting last night…this vagina doesn’t need to be intact after her natural child birth when the rest of her is…for pictures like this…
The Real Housewives of Miami play drop your top, but just with friends. Can we “Blame It on the Alcohol” or is it just a case of Miami girls gone wild? We recap all the twerking and stripper poles in our THG +/- review. It’s Vegas baby and Lisa Hochstein’s hosting Joanna Krupa’s bachelorette party at The Palms. Plus 20. Get ready for some late nights, sun filled days, and topless fun. Yup. the girls get topless because isn’t that what you do with your friends? Joanna decided to drop her top in the pool and then went around removing the bikini tops of her friends. Plus 15. Adriana certainly didn’t seem to mind. Alexia put hers back on…and did anyone notice that Lisa’s never came off but she was far more drunk than anyone there? But Lisa’s been fighting with Lenny. She’s in a strange mood and make no mistake, she’s here to get blasted. Let’s rewind and head to the pool in the middle of The Palms. Lisa seemed miffed that Lea felt out of place. Minus 10. Well why wouldn’t she? She’s surrounded by a bunch of drunk 20-somethings having a massive pool party. Like Lea herself said, she felt like the only adult on Spring Break. And that dance she did with 5 Cent…just weird. Minus 18. On the way back to the room, Lisa rode Joanna like a little work horse. And that’s far from the only riding we’ll see tonight. The ladies prepare to hit the town and can someone tell Lea that those fishnets look ridiculous on her. Minus 20. Then there’s the penis pinata. I’m a little afraid to ask what was stuffed inside. And this party has barely begun. The ladies hit the party bus complete with male strippers. Suddenly two guys in G-strings are twerking all over Lea. Believe it or not, it gets worse. Lisa can’t resist a good stripper pole but it looks as though Adriana can’t pass up the pole either. Plus 25. Before you know it Adriana’s got her face in Joanna’s boobs and she’s giving Lisa a lap dance. If Lisa’s the one who’s blitzed, what’s Adriana’s excuse? But Lisa’s drunkenness gets all the attention and the digs start flying when Lea says Lisa likes to blow things and then Joanna says that with Lisa’s marriage on the rocks so she might need a stripper gig if Lenny leaves her. Then Alexia jumps in, only to make things worse. Isn’t Lisa the one who threw this party for her good friend? Minus 40 . It’s not nice to kick a drunk friend when they’re down. After an argument about who’s a whore (honestly if anyone looked inside that bus they’d think it was a mobile brothel) Lisa storms off in a huff. These housewives aren’t the brightest when they’re sober, so when they’re this drunk their IQ points take quite a tumble. And hasn’t anyone ever told them not to throw the bachelorette party the night before the wedding? Get ready for the Housewives version of the Hangover tomorrow night. Episode total = -28! Season total = -568!
From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
From this angle, I think I see see the path of destruction Adriana Lima’s kid left when ravaging her vagina and leaving it a mangled mess, along with the rest of her body, that has had a hard time bouncing back from, but that at 30 doesn’t need to bounce back from because she’s Adriana Lima and even at 40% of what she was, is still better than where you’re sticking your dick, especially if you’re like me, and sticking your dick into a pile of dog shit, because it’s so warm, accessible and reminds me of anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012! If you haven’t figured it out by now, we’ve been paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore, and the competition is flat out sweltering. Keeping the heat rising in the #9 spot: Adriana Lima! Most recently, Katharine McPhee bikini photos made THG’s hot list. Now, it’s a Victoria’s Secret model who needs no introduction. Just in case you want one anyway, we’ll oblige. You’re welcome. Adriana Lima, 31, is Brazilian model and actress who has been a VS Angel since 2000, and was a spokesmodel for Maybelline cosmetics from 2003-2009. She is routinely listed among the most desirable and searched for women on the web, not shocking considering her 5’10” stature and to-die-for body. In 2012, she came in 4th on the Forbes top-earning models list, earning $7.3 million in one year. She is married to Serbian basketball player Marko Jaric. The happy couple has two daughters, born in 2010 and 2012. There you go. Now see more Adriana Lima pictures below! Who’s next? Check back to see THG bikini babe #8!
The first and only 2012 vice presidential debate has come to an end. Who do you think was the winner of the showdown in Kentucky? After last week’s presidential debate disaster for Barack Obama, V.P. Joe Biden was tasked with righting the ship, while Rep. Paul Ryan sought to keep Mitt Romney’s momentum going. Which candidate do you think better achieved his goals coming in? What was the most meaningful exchange? Did Ryan help make the case for Romney and the GOP’s views on foreign and domestic issues over this 90-minute tussle? Or was it Democrat Biden who bettered his boss’ chances for re-election? Share your comments below, and vote in our survey: Who won the 2012 Vice Presidential debate? Biden Ryan View Poll »
The Real Housewives of Miami’s latest episode “Eager Beaver” has me convinced that the most annoying women involved in this franchise all live in Florida. We recap all of the bitch slapping and back stabbing in our THG +/- review. Apparently it’s lets bitch about Karent night because everyone has something to say and admittedly, she’s pretty good at giving them ammunition. Karent is over the top. She’s always a little too loud and too eager to jump into conversations that don’t involve her. Minus 10. But even with that, I can’t say she deserves the verbal beating Adriana is giving her behind her back. Minus 12 When Adriana quips that Karent would show up to the opening of an envelope I had to laugh. Like Adriana wouldn’t? All of these women are attention whores or they wouldn’t be on the show in the first place. Then she attacks Joanna when she doesn’t agree with her assessment. “Haven’t you got the point yet,” she yells across the table. Minus 7 . Adriana needs to ease up on the righteous indignation. It really doesn’t suit her, especially since she was actively flirting with Joanna’s fiance. Even Ana jumps in on the Karent bashing as she and her daughters stalk Karent’s Facebook page just to bash her and make fun of her boobs. Ah, there’s family entertainment. Minus 8. But neither Adriana or Ana can hold a candle to Lea Black. Lea’s opening line is “I really can’t deal with stupid.” Well, damn. Then her head must be a difficult place to be. When Marysol confides that her and her boyfriend broke up, Lea says, “I hope you laugh at this. He got his green card and left.” Oh yeah. Who wouldn’t laugh at that. Ugh. Minus 15 . Who would say something so hurtful as a joke, especially as Marysol is obviously still in pain over the split. But Lea’s all about what others can do for her. She bashes Marysol but then eagerly invites her to her latest fundraiser. She invites Joanna to the food tasting only because she wants her to buy a table at her gala for $12,500. Every time Lea hits the screen I cringe…almost as much as I did when we met Thomas. Thomas is rich and sleazy so of course all of these women want to be his close, personal friend leading to Karent literally jumping into his lap. Minus 9 . Even Elsa hits the dance floor with Thomas. Apparently the freak show has begun. At least Joanna remains sober for this shin dig. Plus 13 . But she does get all teary eyed when her sister says Romain wants her to move out. He’s tired of watching Marta laze around their home on their dime and who can blame him? But Joanna’s trying to make things work. She heads to Ana’s for a cooking lessons and wears the naked man apron. Minus 7. I’m guessing it was a present from Ana’s ex. Ana tells her making risotto is easy. I’m guessing she’s never watched chef Gordon Ramsey on Hell’s Kitchen. He’s always complaining about everyone screwing up the risotto. At least Ana tells Joanna she thinks she’s making life too easy on Marta. Plus 10 . The girl will never pull it together if her sister’s always there to foot the bill. Ana really needs to stop talking about Rodolfo. Even if he is playing both sides, the way she obsesses about him makes her look bad. Lisa’s looking like the sanest one of the bunch. Plus 15 . The craziest thing she did all episode was don a string bikini to bathe her dogs. I’m willing to cut her some slack on that one. I’m guessing she doesn’t even own a one piece. So Lea thinks Adriana should bitch slap Karent. I’m hoping someone would bitch slap both Lea and Adriana. Honestly on this show, there’s equal opportunity. I don’t mean to endorse violence but if they all slapped some sense into one another I wouldn’t mind a bit. Episode total = -30! Season total = -162!
