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Kim Kardashian Instagram Bikini Bottoms of the Day

In horrible Kim Kardashian news, which I guess is anything Kim Kardashian, since Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil….she posted her photoshopped body in a bikini, allowing you to gaze into the horrible depths of fiery hell that created Kim Kardashian…thanks to a good marketing push to get people to watch her have bad sex that Seacrest Leveraged into the evil this family has become…I guess it’s also the general area that shat out Kanye’s baby…and that has had more black cock in it that a chicken restaurant in the projects…and if that’s your thing, here it is…I just feel compelled to post it because this is what I do…

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Svetlana Cluck for Polanski Magazine of the Day

Her name is Svetlana Cluck and you don’t need to be one of those country boy chicken fuckers to appreciate her cluck, and by click I mean vagina…vagina for some photographer that is packaging this as fashion, because last time I checked vaginas are fashionable…they are my favorite thing to wear… As you know if you visit this site, I am all for this aspiring model behavior, if anything, it is the only interesting thing going on out there…

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Aubrey O’Day is Pretty Funny of the DAy

Aubrey O’Day is on her Danity Kane, we were created by Diddy, and fucked Diddy, only to be thrown away to get fat, only to get fit, comeback tour..and in doing that she’s been posting some self shot erotica, because this girl does love herself and thinks she’s great, something that probably stems from her childhood in Palm Springs where her rich dad bought her tits at 16 to go out there and tackle the world like a wholesome, intelligent young lady…you know by spreading your ass on rich as fuck brothers who can make all your dreams come true… But I think she can teach us all a valuable lesson, and that’s not that you shouldn’t fuck the boss because he may make you take a 3 year time out, it’s that you should do what you can to be fit, cuz when she was fat in her years of retirement, when she did Apprentice, she was totally intolerable..but now that she’s looking’ tighter…and back on the white sauce…I’m a supporter…. TO SEE HER CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

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Marloes Horst is Amazing in Galore of the Day

I am going to assume that these are the Marloes Horst pics for GALORE ….because I know she’s in Galore along with every other relevant model and actress of the year…cuz these GALORE don’t fuck around…and just bring it…but I wish Marloes Horst fucked around, ideally with my genitals, using her genitals, or really any of her body part…hell she could just send me her outfits from her shoots, I don’t care…as long as it came in contact with her…and her amazingness, I’ll be able to put it to good use…

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Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson , who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn… I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness… I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc…. SEE MORE HERE

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Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson , who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn… I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness… I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc…. SEE MORE HERE

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The Most Offensive Medical Procedure Video You Will See Ever of the DAy

This is the most offensive, yet amazing video you will probably ever see. I didn’t want to post it, but couldn’t help but post it, it like sucked me in and made me do it in all the amazingness….because let’s face it…it’s next fucking level….in all fucking ways… Who is this mystery woman…how did this happen…why did they film it…was it a joke by the doctors who love shit like this….so many questions from a video that says more than we really ever needed….

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Alyssa Miller for Esquire of the Day

Alyssa Miller is alright when half naked for Esquire…except for the simple fact that Jake Gyllenhaal, my enemy who actually got me into the tabloids after he attacked the girl I was fucking after I said “aren’t you the dude who killed Heath Ledger”…which was a valid question and didn’t need dude to react like a spoiled brat that he is… So when I see her amazingness, I smell the tainted Gyllenhaal vagina, but you never know, cuz he’s gay..

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Helen Flanagan in a Bow Tie of the Day

Helen Flanagan makes me laugh and not just because of her Megan Fox tattoo on her forearm, in what must have been a drunk decision, or maybe her losing a bet at a party, whatever the reason for it, an no matter how awful and horrid it is it doesn’t over power the amazingness of her fucking tits…and thank god for that…not that any tattoo would take away from any tits… The only thing that makes tits not matter is when they are lesbian tits….in which case they are barely tits…up on a “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound” shit….because being on a lesbian, they no longer matter even if they are amazing and you can still jerk off to them… I digress…this HELEN FLANAGAN ….is fantastic…she left a hit Soap Opera, one of the longest running shows in the UK, to be a Glamour Model…and that’s just such bad planning it’s erotic…but only cuz she’s got these tits… Thank you hormones in the food.

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Iggy Azalea Lap Dance in her Work Video of the Day

It’s too bad Iggy Azalea blocked me on twitter…after watching her lap dance 2 minutes into this song…I think we could have really built a solid friendship…. I doubt she was a stripper…she’s Australian and probably from the suburbs, but there’s no story in mall rat freestylin’ while buying lattes with your allowance…especially not when you can move to America and re-invent yourself like a chat room on the internet….but at least she’s trying… I’m just bummed it’ll never be in my face, mouth, dick, or fingers….cuz this girl is the kind of girl I’d throw a dollar at….maybe even a stack of dollars….

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Iggy Azalea Lap Dance in her Work Video of the Day