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Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ireland Baldwin Erotica of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the fucking worst…unless she’s in overproduced, underdressed, over edited photoshoots of her not even looking like the big girl Ireland Baldwin, while busting out her tits because they are the best thing she has going for her, you know the benefit of being 175 pounds…and broken enough to think that being a model, or something people jerk off to, like a sex symbol or instagram model like her shorter, less interesting, but strategically placed cousin….thanks the kardashian / jenner / hadid connection that Ireland was too fucking weird, clunky and her dad called her a pig as a kid which she carries around with her in everything she does – from dating dark molested black lesbians – to going to rehab all while trying so hard to be a leader of the social media kid of famous people….and it’d be a sad story if anyone, including her family, actually cared about her… Here are more of her tits… The post Ireland Baldwin Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in on Stage of the Day

Selena Gomez trying to be some dramatic, theatrical, stage performing popstar….who is actually a real fucking artist…with something to say or a message to convey – is a fucking joke to me. She’s a poptart Disney trained earner, and everything she does – from her relationships, to her friendships, to her acting career, to any of the campaign she promotes and gets paid heavy to promote to her groupie-ing hard on that cunt Taylor Swift, when they are supposed to be in competition with each other, not holding hands collectively fucking over the youth by brainwashing them with their lies. I don’t find her hot, exciting, interesting, and I don’t even know why I am posting this, maybe it’s to see how a person who pretended to have Chemo therapy for the sympathy vote when releasing the shitty album she’s touring – or what I call proving you don’t need musical talent to be an over produced popstar…manipulating all you idiots to line her pockets. Devil woman…maybe because she’s a mexican and thus a rapist that you probably wish raped you with a strap on instead of with shitty music that we’re forced to listen to thanks to radio play….garbage… If you’re more into her handler, these girls who were raised by Disney need handlers, here’s Taylor Swift the Manipulator’s Shitty Ass of the Day, probably at the gym where she’s trying to make it a less shitty ass – as she envy’s Victoria’s Secret models and wants to be hot like models, yet is Taylor Swift, quirky and annoying, manipulative and full of shit, and more importantly awkward as fuck but at least she can get as many men as humanly possible to fuck her -it’s good for her ego or feeling like she’s got it going on….while it gives guys who fuck her hope she’ll write songs about them to make them famous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Selena Gomez in on Stage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ilona Novacek for Treats! of the Day

Her name is Ilona Novacek, she’s some hot slutty Australian who gets naked in photoshoots – becasue she’s an artist and not an egotistical, narcissist slut who probably masturbates to pictures of herself, because she feels so fucking hot…especially when TREATS magazine recruits her to do their sugar baby catalog for rich LA men….that shit is powerful enough to make her a career like she was EM RAT COW… I’ve never heard of Ilona Novacek…but that doesn’t mean she’s not worth looking at while naked for free – in a magazine – for hope – for dreams – I’m with her – The post Ilona Novacek for Treats! of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Snooki Terrible Music Video of the Day

Snooki is someone no one remembers…at least I hope no one remembers her – but I just saw that she’s got youtube channel…and I refuse to watch anything else she’s done… I like Disgusting and whorish…but not famous for being disgusting and whorish and I like shameless and disgusting and whorish to get money…but not when it works out like this…I like the whores trying to get there not having been there and trying to retain it…even though this is the American Dream of being a haggard duck faced stripper with some level of celebrity… I can’t believe these people exist, but they do and they are everywhere… Here’s her behind the scenes video….I can’t believe this happened or people like B_Capp are using her to market their sad pathetic selves.. You’d think this would be more of a “kill yourself” situation, not keep on going…you talentless hack who has an ego and no class that won’t allow her to shut the fuck up and not be trash.. The post Snooki Terrible Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid gets it…she knows that if you want to be a model – you can’t be fat – When you come from a vapid, rich, superficial, pretentious family that encourages you to be a model because it’s a good life where you can secure some male attention your dad never gave you – while allowing you to travel and see the world instead of going to college and actually working a real jobs – because why work when you don’t have to….and get paid more standing around half naked for brands.. She knows what’s important…being skinny… The post Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid… I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though… So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day

I don’t know who Laura Hanson Sims or Lia Pavlova but VOGUE does so they must be important…like a Kardashian…because Vogue and really all media fucking love the Kardashians, not because they are cute – but becasue they have followers and are thus important and people you should get behind and leverage to get your own followers – despite the fact that a lot of people I know with a lot of followers are just Russian spammers with robot traffic who post nude pics of Russian sex workers – but they never get featured in Vogue…unless that is what this Lia Pavlova is, she sounds like she may be one, but her instagram only has under 20,000 fans…so I guess she’s not important…but rather a model being used to model because she’s got the look and feel of what they were looking for / the agency is hustling her as a new face. That point of all those words I just wrote is that everything we see is a calculated bullshit scam – used to manipulate us and get our money or information – and whether the tools being used are new models or old washed up cunts like a Kardashian….the message is the same…they don’t care about us, or good content…but if they distract us with tits we won’t have an uprising or even notice whatever they are trying to do or manipulate with this pics… I don’t know what you’re selling VOGUE..but I know I’m not buying whatever it is… The post Laura Hanson Sims & Lia Pavlova Fashion Porn Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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