Watch this on The Scene . Here’s a video of some model named Andreea Diaconu…who I guess appreciates the opportunity in Vogue so much that she allows them to make a mockery or fool of herself in public – dancing like a dancing Romanian monkey, only Romanian monkeys are actually trained bears that balance on balls at the traveling gypsy circus…I saw it in a documentary…. I like this video – because models in bikinis being silly – so innovative, so much better than models in shitty staged dramatic poses looking like assholes – who are actually being serious when really they seem like they are making a fucking joke – because their jobs are actually jokes… It’s interesting to see what these whores will do for money…or at least exposure to get that money…gypsies…they crazy. The post Andreea Diaconu Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The great dane – Claire DAnes… A Clare Danes jogging her boxy menopausal body – making a terrifying face….to make you feel better about yourself – or maybe it’ll make you feel worse knowing that she’s still out there trying when you threw in the towel back when My So Called Life got cancelled..or maybe this is that affirmation that she wasn’t hot then, isn’t hot now, but I bet she’s got the weirdest fucking fans…and I bet you are one of them.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The Claire Danes Jog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you were wondering – Marloes Horst is amazing.. My favorite thing about Marloes Horst is that she reminds me of a simpler time – when our last names represented what we did for a living, I’m not sure what the RST stands for – but I know what HO means.. She’s being shot for Marie Claire by superstar photographer David Bellemere – and she’s fucking perfect… I like what she’s giving me -even if she’s not giving me anything at all but giving it to other people where I hide in the bushes and watch…from my house, if you can even call this a house…what I’m saying is I’m the voyeur from a distance no one includes in anything – and that would make me cry – if I wasn’t staring at tit… The post Marloes Horst for Marie Claire Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustreated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck… I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits… She’s great – Esquire’s marketing / styling / using Esquire branded bathing suits in the worst shoot ever – isn’t great…they could have done anything, but chose this…weird. The post Rose Bertram Has Big Tits for Esquire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
If you’re wondering who or what Rita Ora is or where and why she exists…she’s made a point of sending out this reminder to the world…in “I have tits, tits with nipples, tits with nipples that producers and executives fucking love, tits with nipples that DJs and producers and even a Kardashian loved, tits with nipples that want to be Rihanna so bad – they pretend to be Rihanna but aren’t Rihanna, despite being tits that are better than Rihanna’s because tits may make a girl who has nothing to offer but tits don’t just make a girl, there are many great tits out there that we like to look at but that are just great tits, not all great tits are superstars…even if their tits in and of themselves are..”… I don’t know why I find Rita Ora a bottom feeder, but I wouldn’t mind feeding off her bottom…probably high in nutrients… The post OMG…..Rita Ora Has Nipples….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Yes…we get it…own your fat…but I think shoving it down all of our throats is offensive. We get it…fat girls can get naked and be half naked. We’ve all been there and know that some fat chicks are the loud ones flashing their tits at the bar. Not all are self-hating, reserved fat chicks, eating pints of ice cream with their cats.. We get it…some fat chicks own being fat chicks as they make you take them to the all you can eat buffet to down all the fucking cake their diabetes can handle before having a leg amputated.. We get it…some fat chicks like showing you how massive her shits are, or how bad her farts are… We get it…there are bathing suits made for fat chicks, because fat chicks go to beaches even though they should go to temperate climates as to no strain their already strained hearts.. We get it….you can fit into any shower curtain that’s been cut into a trendy shape because brands know fat chicks is a huge market, so give them fat chicks fashion so they will buy you clothes.. But why this is celebrated, or empowering makes no sense to me, other than that people are scared to call a fat chick a pig, or an elephant, who should cover up – TAKE THIS BATH ROBE PLEASE…..people are scared to say “I fuck fat chicks at 3 am when no one else wants to show off their mouth skills, and trust me fat chicks have mouth skills, on my dick”… Other fat chicks and BBW / BBQ fetishists, into the whole feeder things are celebrating what DOCTORS have told us all is high risk and nothing to celebrate…. But Graham can brag that she’s got no health issues, she can brag that we aren’t her doctor, she can also wear a damn bikini in private, but why would she do that…she’s making money…getting famous…good for egos that may make her lazy ass feel good enough to start eating smaller portions…because clearly, she’s been over served whether you want to admit it or not, whether you want to say the BMI obesity scale is wrong…I know, and you know, eat less and exercise means don’t be a fat bitch… The funniest thing in this fat chick movement of fat chicks who hardly move – is that in the process of celebrating being able to gain weight while being healthy as they claim – to be a voice / face or body with a gunt that eats bathing suits because some fatty girls are shameless..is that they are shaming skinny girls, who are healthy and work out, for being skinny…in reverse bullying…in a world that makes zero fucking sense.. Yes, let everyone do what they want to do….which includes me thinking fat chicks in bathing suits is more a circus act of a better time then what should be a celebrated norm…but then again…I am a renaissance man. That said, I fuck fat chicks…especially the big titty ones…but I am the worst scum of society…who doesn’t mind looking at their assholes…because I have no standards…but I don’t think society as a whole should follow my lead and have no standards…it’d make for a low of deadbeat garbage leeching off the system…who thinks “fat chicks really give good head, it must be their neck fat jiggle a skinny girl can’t do”…because that’s truth. The post Ashley Graham Gunt Eats Bathings Suit and Everything Else in Some Offensive Body Positive Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I try to ignore the Karadashians, but every now and then, mainstream media do a photoshoot, if you can consider a photoshopped Kim Kardashian a photo, when it’s more of an artistic interpretation of Kim Kardashian…and I have to ask why… I guess business is slowing down for Kim Kardashian during her pregnancy – she’s pregnant isn’t she? Or maybe this is her post pregnancy, I’ve never seen the show, I stopped following her bullshit when she released the sex tape that made me a lot of money, so thanks Kim, best business partner I’ve ever had….unfortunately.. She’s decided to release some naked enough images.. that probably took years to edit, but that she’ll pretend is her casual and 60 pounds lighter than she was when pregnant…. Thanks GQ for knowing exactly what GENTLEMAN want…because I don’t know one man who wants Kim Kardashian naked, not even Kanye, he’s more into using her to get men into him…. She obviously has this as part of some promo tour, she’s putting herself out there, naked enough, but we could argue that if they are of Kim Kardashian’s face they are naked enough – because this bitch is overexposed, and irritating…the fucking worst.. We can all agree that she is garbage, no one I know likes her…we all know it – yet people still like her – people still buy into her shit – and her social media / reality star contrived bullshit is a leader to a hopeless generation of half retards… There’s no point to hate on her, she exists, and we allow it…but at least she still whores in all her success for some media hits to make some noise around herself, when regular porn bitches end up dead… THE REAL QUESTION IS – IS GQ DESPERATE PUPPETS – OR AM I! The post Kim Kardashian Naked for GQ of the DAY appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maryna Linchuk reminds us all, as so many models before her – that communism works… I don’t know what this Maryna Linchuk photoshoot is for…I don’t know where Belarus is, but it brings up an image of concrete, grayness, and poverty or struggle…political graffiti and blown out lives…. I like that when I google Belarus – Byelorussian Soviet Socialist Republic comes up…it just reaffirms how great communism was for creating so many models that are tall, strong, thin, and hot as fuck…it makes me think of this world full of beautiful women, like I am some kind of Christopher Columbus out to discover the free world…all when it was built off not being free… The nice thing about Maryna Linchuk is that she’s hot and brings hope…the nice thing about war torn Russia is that when you buy a Linchuk of your own off the internet, you can print out pictures to show your new wife when she acts out of line…romance. The post Maryna Linchuk Belarusian Model Posing Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Haley Bennett is an actress you’ve never heard of – but she just landed the cover of Interview, so I guess she matters, or has a friend at Interview who believes in her – since she’s not that famous on instagram – with only 15,000 followers, but she’s got 4-5 movies about to come out and I guess this is how it works… I’m old enough to remember seeing Scarlett Johansson in Ghost World, knowing she was going to make it – and a few years later checking her IMDB, this was probably 2003 or 2004, seeing that she had 4-5 movies lined up, despite no one anywhere, even those who saw Ghost World, would have remembered her, known her, or cared about her…and all of a sudden…viral success…not just the herpes but the A List status.. So apparently, that’s what’s about to happened to Haley Bennett, and I guess that’s not a bad thing because she’s got some tit and we like girls with tit, thanks to hormones in the food and early puberty, because tits are making a comeback and defining a woman’s worth…yay. Like the good old days before women had the right to vote. The post Haley Bennett for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner is all smoke and mirrors. If it’s not FACETUNE, it’s real life face tune, orchestrated by her on staff “dermatologist” who isn’t doing any official plastic surgery, that would require knives and surgery..he’s just injecting her face with toxic chemicals we can hope have a terrible reaction – and end up killing her or causing face cancer…the small price to be a fake bitch who sells bullshit products to retard kids who are brainwashed into thinking she’s hot… So these pics of her in Girdle, which is basically corset underwear your grandmother wore in the 1800s….repurposed for fat chicks to get a waistline in a world where working out and eating well is frowned upon…it gets in the way of being lazy slobs… Lazy slobs who spend 1000s of dollars on photoshop experts to make them look good….and 100s of thousands on surgery…all to say “look like me with my garbage cosmetic products that WILL NOT WORK, It’s a Cash Grab…a Cash Grap”….but it comes with a see through top to generate buzz, that shitty little fat chick tits exist under all those fucking LIES…. She is ugly…but her legs are lubricated with obesity juice..and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than that it happens when you try to squeeze that fat too damn hard in the stomach and you explode out of your vag…if you even have a vag…your dad doesn’t…and he wears dresses, is fitter than you, and has long hair…so why would you… WHY?! but more importantly – why do everyday girls all look like this now – it’s so fucked…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Nipples in a Girdle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
