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Milla Jovovich Nipple for Vogue of the Day

I remember a time when Milla Jovovich was a big fucking deal. She was in the Fifth Element, girls wanted to be here and died her hair to look like her…and dudes loved her…from nerds to ravers who at the time were the same thing…before the BROS moved in on the RAVE….because MDMA makes girls easier to RAPE…and because their inner closet case faggot can shine through as they dance shirtless in the pit with a bunch of HIV positives…feeling like they’re at home…hugging each other…only to gangbang chicks to feel hetero again…you know how it is… Not that that has anything to do with Milla Jovovich…who was all the rage, model turned actor, it was the 90s…she’s old…and no longer all the rage, I think best described as ravaged…but that massive nipple is kinda funny right… The post Milla Jovovich Nipple for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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McKayla Maroney’s Olympic Gold Ass of the Day

Olympic gymnast living the Olympic gymnast dream…who is no longer a Gymnast but is still an Olympic winner who is actually living her gymnast stage mom dreams…stage mom that probably saw that glimmer of talent in and that she in turned into a reality thanks to hard work, hormone therapy and teaching your kid a lessing in whoring their happiness for bigger dreams.. You know there was some negotiation every time Mckayla Maroney tried to quit growing up, because kids don’t care about this shit, they just want a normal life…they don’t care about getting up at 5 am to do cartwheels, they just want to go to the mall…. And I guess some of those concessions were that once she got a gold, she could quit and become an instagram whore for her fans…which is what she’s been doing since she won… I know you don’t really care about her and her fit ass now that she’s not 14 anymore…but thanks to all she’s been through – she still looks 14…and in a tight dress…so go go go … The post McKayla Maroney’s Olympic Gold Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of narcissist and ego who brings a photographer to Barbados – where she is from and where I guess she lives for tax purposes – but is also a beautiful yet slow paced place where they isn’t much going on – even when things are going on – so to keep herself busy and I guess feeling relevant her and her team stage instagram style shoots of her whoring out in a bikini – like an instagram model – because I guess she likes being in front of the camera – it ties into her need to be in front of the camera, the only place she feels at home – even when at home – where her peers all look at her like a zoo animal…not because of her resemblance to Harambre – but because she’s rich as fuck – and a cunt – who mistreats them… Fascinating…but only because she’s hot, she’s great, she’s magic… The post Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life.. The post Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day

If you watch this young girl for about a minute, you’ll see a girl throw up on Paula Abdul…which may represent you current mood, it represents my current mood..and the Paula Abdul didn’t know how to deal with it, not because she’s famous and doesn’t get puked on but because she is the one who is normally throwing up. All those meds…all that booze…you know…life.. The post Paula Abdul Gets Puked on So You Think You Can Dance of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bieber Fist Fight of the Day

Everyone seems to hate Justin Bieber because he’s a little cunt…and here’s the little cunt, who think she’s invincible fighting with some big black guy – because that’s what happens when little pussy bitches are coddled and rich and don’t realize that they can get hurt – because they’re always so well taken care of…unfortunately, it didn’t end with death… I was in a cab with some Vietnam vet who I guess turned Canadian cab driver and along with talking about fucking hookers and loving hookers despite not having a functioning cock thanks to hard drugs…he went on a rant about how if someone offered him 100 dollars, he would slip Bieber’s throat and rip out his vocal cords himself…I think he was a little too passionate about Bieber….maybe ex addict turn the impotent sexual frustration turns people fucked… The post Bieber Fist Fight of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day

Cindy Crawford is still whoring herself out – to help whore out her daughter – as these people who made a lot of money – just being themselves – it’s a solid scam – that opens doors and makes for a great life – that leads to billionaire husbands and world travel – because why spend your trust fund on your lifestyle – when brands can do it for you. I guess it’s combination of Cindy Crawford’s daughter wanting to be a little Kardashian – who has a huge audience on social media – because that’s where the relevance, ego and everything lives – and these rich kids love that…. But it’s also got to do with Cindy Crawford finding a second life in modeling – riding her daughter’s youth…because all these people are narcissists and their self worth relies on it… The post Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day

Apparently these are pictures of Miley Cyrus that were never released before, but as you can see it was when she was playing the Miley Cyrus character she had created after fake splitting up with her fiance for the media, the tour, the press and the money that will set them up for less – all it took was a year of work… Now that the tour is over, her celebrity, her relevance, everything about her just died the fuck off, as she probably expected…because her and her family are media trained and know how it all works… But in the process, she really did put herself out there, I’ve seen her pussy, I’ve heard her shit music, I appreciated the hustle, it was so modern and inspiring to the youth – leading to way more tumblr porn I need to go on… So cultural appropriation by a rich Disney kid – playing hipster who didn’t give a fuck – was a great era for this puppet…and here’s some artifacts from that time..and by artifacts I mean pussy…pussy with bush…because all that matters is pussy even if the pics are a year old.. The post Miley Cyrus for Plastik Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilia Clarke for Violet Grey of the Day

People love Emilia Clarke…she’s on the biggest show on TV, so I guess that makes sense…or makes her relevant…but I prefer when she’s got her tits out…it’s just more dramatic, interesting…..while I know other people, the weird ones, only care about when she’s with dragons…because that speaks to their SCI/FI fantasy weirdness…and when they see shit like this, they just get mad that she’s a real person, making real money, manipulating the fuck out of them by being the hot bitch in a show they worship… I’m only mad the pics are dull…you’d think they could put a little budget into making this fun… The post Emilia Clarke for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day

I always get excited for Nina Agdal when her drunk, retard looking head, gets work…because it makes her seem like less of a rich guy fucking whore from Miami who think she’s a big deal because she fucked her way into Sports Illustrated – something she’s leveraged the last 7 years and keeps pushing….rather than doing anything actually impressive with her career… All I see is a lazy party girl, who gets occassional jobs, but doesn’t need those jobs thanks to making sure the guys she fucks are billionaires and will finance her.. I can just tell she’s got a shitty attitude and is shit, but her body is ok when not in a dress…just ask any rich guy who’s fucked her for money…or I guess you could look at her countless bikini pics.. The post Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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