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Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits.. It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment…. There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to.. The post Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day

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You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt… But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day

Posted on June 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating… But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 6, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked. I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry… Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference… I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity. She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35. The post Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

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Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away… Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces… Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude. The post Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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I love Rose McGowan’s Tits of the Day

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Rose McGowan represents a great set of tits that are up there with some of the more memorable tits from the mid 90s video store rentals I’d masturbate to…. I know she is more than just tits, like someone who is fighting for feminism, criticizing Hollywood for raping her paychecks, because I guess she’s “OVER IT”…calling X-Men abusive to women…doing all kinds of other weird SOCIAL JUSTIC stunts that we can assume is just making noise, using her celebrity to make change, or maybe just trying to generate attention to herself…she is an actor…but she’s just tits to me…great tits, some of the best tits, tits I would be friends with if she didn’t hate me for making fun of tits all day…. Here are those tits…. The post I love Rose McGowan’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day

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Rihanna is back on home turf and I guess to deal with the boredom of the ISLAND…we call it Island Fever…where there’s only so much sitting at staring at tropical plants, swimming in bathtub temperature water, drinking your fucking face off because you’re richer than god – you can do – without staging a photoshoot for your social media – as you “ground yourself” by being back home – where it all happened – where all the sex while underage with BRITISH rich men helped plant the seeds that created her empire…. From garbage man’s daughter, to bratty rich cunt, to this more pensive nipples on the internet – you know maximize that downtime bro. The post Rihanna See Through from her 100 Million Dollar Villa of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is pretty fucking amazing…..Sure she was created in a lab, has a competitive advantage and was built from SCIENCE experiments, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, or just her Gay Biologist dad’s GOD COMPLEX, where Josephine Skriver is the first public GMO models…that none of you hippie non-GMO fucks are complaining about – because she looks like this… I am less interested in her perfect nudes and more with the flaws of science, where she will either self destruct in the middle of a fashion show, or maybe just die of cancer – or have some of her limbs fall off – because that’s what happens when you play GOD Japedo…that’s what we’ll call her gay dad going forward…the puppet master…up on some Frankenstein shit…I want to jerk off to… She’s great… Don’t like that? What the fuck is wrong with you nerd? Well Nerd, How About her with a Light Sabre…that’s some Star Wars shit.. The post Josephine Skriver Nude for Porter Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shakira in a Bikini of the Day

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Even if her breasts are small and humble – she’s still Shakira in a bikini….nothing very exciting to me – but so famous on the international level, especially with the very fucking loyal hispanic community, she’s still masturbated to by more people than anyone should be masturbated to…and it would be negligent of me not to post these for you perverts….even if she’s too old for this kind of behavior…and a mom…but I guess that old rules of who can wear a bikini and who can wear a snowsuit to the beach – have changed as all these old bitches are about the two piece..and it could be worse, these could be pics of Amy Schumer…or other real fats who were never as hot as Shakira is now, even if Shakira now isn’t Shakira 10 years ago – even if that latin skin holds up to the elements… What the fuck am I saying..I eat 50 year old ass that is actually disgusting on all levels, for all reasons an ass would be deemed disgusting – and Shakira ass busting out of shorts- is good at any age…at least when you’re Shakira…so take it in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day

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Rita Ora is either in her house, that she affords thanks to hooking, or some dude’s house she stays at thanks to hooking…because her big tits from the UK have no hit songs, but have been in LA for a few years doing the rounds…from relevant party to relevant party….dating relevant people to dating Bieber…all while showcasing her massive tits that we all know are more interesting than her actual singing abilities…because she pretends she’s a pop star, but is really just some instagram whore…so it’s nice to see her posing with her ass by the pool, rather than seeing her try to be the Next Rihanna, because that Rihanna impersonation is boring, especially when Rihanna is out there being richer, hotter, more famous and more successful..not to mention better, even with shittier tits…in a bikini HERE ….because she’s RIhanna and not the bootleg Rihanna like RITA ORA… But she does look good – and ethnic enough to market to white people…I approve of this behavior. Maybe you’re more into her very small panties on what you’d assume was a much bigger vagina…. The post Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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