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Katrina Bowden’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

Katrina Bowden has been releasing a series of pictures of her doing YOGA in her bikinis… I talk to a few of these aspiring celebrities, aspiring model type girls, and they all struggle to have compelling social media, because jobs are all based on social media, so someone like Emily Rat Cow just goes full nude whore and has millions of followers, where someone like Katrina Bowden, who has been on TV and in movies, has less followers than my (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom)…because actors are lazy and really just puppets that don’t really deserve the jobs they’ve got, they just sort of happened… The funny thing is that actors when paid on scale, make virtually dog shit, I mean yes, a movie has to pay you 60k, but this girl has done one movie in 10 years…so 60k in 10 years is far less than WELFARE….THANK GOD FOR RICH GUYS to allow her to live her dream… So yes, this is her, trying to do the whole slutty on social media thing – with purpose…even though no one does yoga in bikinis, unless they want to be seen in fucking bikinis…I’m onto you Katrina Bowden and your subtle whoring. The post Katrina Bowden’s Bikini Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day

When I saw the V Magazine Covers featuring Britney, not looking like Britney I was hoping that the trashy handlers who own Britney, would have her go naked. Not that I am some virgin werido who still jerks off to Britney Spears, or any celebs or models really, but because I am a pervert weirdo who like the rest of the world, wants to see everyone naked, especially super famous people like Britney Spears, even though I’ve already seen her pussy….years ago…back when she lost her mind…before her parents go repossession of her… I figured V Magazine is all fashion and pretentious and fashion and prentious has gone the way of everyone naked always..but she’s got kids and Christian fans to appease to, so I guess this is as racy as a near 40 year old, medicated, dancing monkey gets…. What it comes down to is that she’s still Britney…bitch….(I hate that I just wrote that)… Here she is shopping like a white trash vision that she is.. TO SEE HER SHOPPING LIKE A VERY RICH HOOKER CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Not Naked for V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day

I realize that no one actually cares about my opinion on Kylie Jenner, or that I think she looks like a very mutated human at 18, all thanks to Plastic surgery, we can safely say her family is very fucking into. I know that you have eyes, and don’t find what is going on here hot, it looks like raw meat is staple gunned to her, and airbrushed with Kylie Jenner make-up, as the family does a third or fourth family bush to their audience and it fucking works. How many scents can a family that looks like they smell like shit produce, promote and sell? Apparently a lot..and enough to trademark her name, as a big fuck you to Kylie Minogue, and why the fuck do we or anyone know this…I’m talking everyday people who shouldn’t even know who Kylie Jenner is telling me this story…it’s fucking weird brain washing. The other thing that’s weird is her extreme hip to ratio, waist trained, fat transfer body……no one at 18 is naturally shaped like this, so the only thing natural about any of these Kardashians is that they are naturally cunts… Here’s some videos… The post Kylie Jenner’s Weirdly Shaped Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Porn’s Up V Magazine of the Day

The other day, Britney Released a bunch of mom in her panties dance videos to her social media, ( TO SEE HER PANTY DANCE VIDEOS CLICK THIS HIGHLIGHTED HYPERLINK – THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE CALLED – HYPERLINKS )to which I said “damn, I’d like to K-Fed that Like I was K-Fed, even though when K-Fed K-Fedded Her she Was Hotter”….because girls in their mid 30s just aren’t hot to me, especially when they all try to stay young with caked on make-up and botox, especially the rich ones, and with their fake tits, and faces, it becomes this porno look, and I hate porn, but then again, I like down on their luck hookers, who also look like this….because even good surgery is bad…. This is just the cover, but it looks like it may end in spread ass pics! I mean she’s been sexualized since she sucked off Mickey Mouse in the 90s, this is all she knows, so being a veteran, well paid sex worker / sex doll, puppet to her family…getting sleazy…sees so good…because it is. I guess what I’m saying is – I don’t want to leave Britney Alone. The post Britney Spears Porn’s Up V Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day

It is safe to say that Ava Sambora is a emotionally stunted, even go as far as call her broken, rich girl brat who has everything but normalcy in her life. Her mom is some vain Heather Locklear, who you would assume has nothing else going on in her life than to parent….and her dad is in Bon Jovi…so you’d assume that he also has nothing going on in his life other than parent…but with these hollywood types, their egos and insane money gets in the way of normal upbringing…very 90s… Not to mention, her friends are all other rich kids, who’s parents are equally self involved, career and money oriented assholes….it’s the LA LIFE… The good news is that all these spoiled rich kids what to get famous too, they they have everything else, and they want to establish a name for themselves, often through vapid whore behavior like innocent bikini pics, which I guess isn’t exclusive to rich kids, but all 18 year old coeds are doing it too – making the internet a great fucking place to cruise masturbation material… The post Ava Sambora 18 Year Old Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alyssa Arce Playboy Chick Naked for Glen Krohn of the Day

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

Apparently Kim Kardashian posted this picture of her ass….that she has spent the last year or two having her team photoshop into something almost worth looking at, until realizing it is Kim Kardashian….leaving you confused, like when you come across a hot tranny without knowing she’s a tranny, forcing you to make the exception because your penis is telling you one thing and your brain is telling you another story and your penis always win… This is not what Kim Kardashian looks like in a g-string, but it’s a version of her, totally modified you can pretend is someone else… The post Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day

Lorelle Rayner is a model that I think is from France, but who really fucking cares, she’s naked in some French men’s magazine that was once a porn magazine, before realizing that model will get naked for photographers like they are porn stars, as long as the shit is presented properly. She makes me want to eat croissant, french fries, frogs legs, and pretty much all things french, including but not limited to her ass…hell I’d eat croissants, french fries and frogs legs out of her ass, up on some feeding tube, human centipede romance…because are you know France is so romantic… She’s shot by David Bellemere, who is the best photographer of the times right now, and in one of the pics, you can see her labia.. Long gone are the armpit hair rockin’ french women but I fucking hope she’s hip enough to have bush… The post Lorelle Rayner for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Camila Morrone is a slutty instagram model – and this is her slutty INSTAGRAM . She has a lot of fucking followers…which is probably due to having a lot of slutty photos. People love slutty pics… It turns out that she’s more than just a slutty instagram model. She’s also the daughter of the women who married Al Pacino… So she’s Al Pacino’s stepdaughter, who I’m sure, jerks off to her…because I’m a stepfather and know these things….and why not…she’s half naked and you’ve already been trapped by her Argentine mother’s pussy, might as well get your money worth… I guess she is taken seriously as a model…and gets work because why else would this magazine be doing this high quality shoot…I mean I am sure it’s got nothing to do with being in the extended family of one of the most iconic living actors alive… The post Al Pacino’s Stepdaughter for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Munn X Men Ass of the Day

Olivia Munn is the fucking worst and despite her series of plastic surgery and her hustle in Hollywood the last 5 years…and despite the successes her and her ego have had the last few years in movies…she will still be the equivalent of a cable access television host to me…She was the hot girl on G4TV, a defunct network, on a show called Attack of the Show, where she pandered to the nerds in the most accessible way ensuring a fan base…before mustering up the confidence to follow her dreams as a big hollywood star…in nerd movies for her nerd fans where she gets to show off her ass….despite being the fucking worst. This is the kind of story that should have ended with “TV host can’t get work anywhere but on local television in Idaho”….not “she’s the hot pussy in X Men at 40 years old”…. Garbage. The post Olivia Munn X Men Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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