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Shakira Butt Shot of the Day

This is what Shakira’s ass has become… This is what Shakira’s ass was…. Or This one… I guess this is growing up….making babies….depressing for girls…not so depressing for guys since there are always hot 20 year olds down to fuck an old dude to be freaks…that piss off their parents…even when you’re 70 there will be 20 year olds you can buy…with bodies like Shakira has…especially in third world countries… I guess this patriarchal regime isn’t so bad… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day

Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Her name is Melina Dimarco. I’ve never heard of her, but she probably already knows that, which is why she’s doing nude shoots…or maybe she was lured and tricked into the nude shoots due to a drug and alcohol induced psychosis that will only end when she meets a Christian guy who hates that she’s topless on the internet, which will lead to her having her images taken down from all the sites that posted her on her quest to be famous…or maybe…she’s in law school or will be when she doesn’t make it, decides to use her legal knowledge to erase her past….but right now…right now..she’s topless, in men’s underwear like she shit herself at a dude’s house and had to wear a pair of his… showing tits….in some morning sun…all filtered and romantic…and boring…as fuck.. The post Melina Dimarco is the Nude Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Fanning in a Tight Dress of the Day

Here’s some Dakota Fanning getting some free shit because OSCARS!! Good thing she doesn’t need to spend that hard earned money on buying her own shit…good thing she can focus that insane amount of money she has for doing very little of substance for herself…and just use her celebrity as a currency to get free shit…good thing she gets paid stupid amounts of money so that she doesn’t need to spend it on useless CHANEL things…because that would be wrong to pay her all this money and expect her to carry a brand’s bag for free… I understand why celebs don’t pay for shit, because shit like Chanel actually costs very little to produce, a 30,000 dollar purse costs that brand 300 bucks, so to give a bitch like Dakota Fanning a 300 dollar purse that they pretend is 20,000 dollars, sells a lot of purses, and even if it’s just one, they’ve already made 100 times their money.. I just think it’s funny that rich people get everything for free, but not as funny as the faces that Dakota Fanning…CHILD OSCAR NOMINEE is making… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dakota Fanning in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day

I used to have a doll that I got at a dollar store that looked like Jon Benet Ramsey, so we took a series of index cards and made weird signs with weird Jon Benet Ramsey quotes that we put in her hands…like “FIND ME”…. as we’d have drunken gatherings, Jon Benet eventually lost her limbs and become BEATRICE, This was my first girlfriend Beatrice – she was real sweet. #flooded #basement #finds A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Feb 24, 2016 at 8:43am PST I’ve always felt a deep connection with the story of a girl exploited by her parents who just disappeared.. Well the internet thinks she’s grown into Katy Perry, because Illuminati, and Katy Perry’s dad is some weird Evangelical, so nothing weird there… I’ve seen a bunch of these the last few days…it’s a funny theory.. Where is the “MAKING OF THE MUDERER” ARMCHAIR DETECTIVE 10 PART SERIES ON THIS…. I guess what it comes down to is – who cares.. The post The Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Model Changes in Store and Other Videos of the DAy

Racist WOman on the Train E-Cig Blows Up in Pocket Man Shits on the Bus One Dude – VS 4 Guys Dude Gets Sucker Punched High School Brawl Thug Cries When Someone Asks About His Granny Man Hacked in Belly… Mexican Prison Riot! The post Model Changes in Store and Other Videos of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna Possible See Through at the BRITS of the Day

Rihanna is so boring….but for some reason, a reason I call being brain washed by her marketing team, coupled with her willingness to show off her tits, encouraging all the girls who aspire to be Rihanna, because she’s a huge fucking star, to show their tits, leading to tits fucking everywhere, who not very influential music that definitely doesn’t define a generation or break down barriers or push limits, yet it exists and is slutty enough to penetrate a few weak minded idiots to be slutty, makes her good enough….in all her prison tattoo, ghetto half billionaire tits that may be pregnant from a small island glory….I mean…these pics are pretty fucking boring… TO SEE MORE PICS OF RIHANNA AT THE BRITS CLICK HERE TO SEE HER ANNOYING PERFORMING AT THE BRITS WITH DRAKE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ALL THE BITCHES AT THE BRIT’S CLICK HERE The post Rihanna Possible See Through at the BRITS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day

Cora Keegan is some daddy issue model who dates old men, who have money, as models do… She’s a model drop out, which is pretty funny, because she’s too hip to be a commercial model, and saves her modeling for imporant campaigns…I guess…like this.. You know “Fuck you Victoria’s Secret and your million dollar contract and your PR push that gets me known.. I am going to do a dated, played out concept in the desert with guns and blown out cars….like it was a Coachella promo video 10 years ago…because I like the aesthetic of the blown out Desert outlaw vibe…it’s so cool…10 years ago… I am only posting this because I like the panties pulled up into her twat. There’s a cheesy video that goes with it… Yes, I’m a hater for played out ideas… The post Cora Keegan’s Jacked Up Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day

Saoirse Ronan is some Irish actress who is nominated for her second Oscar for the movie Brooklyn…her first was in 2007 for something called Atonement, when she was a tween….because she’s only 21 now… Not that I think the Oscars are important, I do think they are bullshit and in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. But they can make a fucking career for a bitch…so to be nominated for 2 by 21 is pretty insane… I’ve never been nominated for an Oscar and I can say with certainty that I will never be nominated for an Oscar, and I can say that when I was 21, I was still getting boners at strip clubs without contact…you know figuring out how to get to the all you can eat buffet before 6 pm for the $2 cover charge…was my big accomplishment… So it’s impressive…I guess…at least more impressive that these soaking wet pics, and not the good kind of soaking wet (see through panties) but rather the cold soaking wet that looks uncomfortable…for Interview Magazine…perfect for you “drowning hookers fetishists”… Here are the pics… The post Saoirse Ronan for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day

The photographer is David Bellemere, the magazine, is a repurposed porn magazine from france that they’ve decided to turn into a sexy and naked fashion magazine. To date, they’ve had countless top models and Rita Ora naked…. For some reason, LILY ALDRIDGE, the LA Socialite turned Band Groupie, Turned Tampon Model, Turned Victoria’s Secret model – is not naked in this shit. Maybe she’s figured out that getting naked is so basic, and leaving something to the imagination is respectable and hot… Maybe she’s not confident in her naked body, and why put it out there for free, I mean she is a Victoria’s Secret model…right… Maybe it doesn’t matter. Just another rich kid getting aheard…while you’re stuck on the treadmill hell that is your life… But why isn’t she naked in a naked magazine… The post Lily Aldridge Does LUI of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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