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Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room. These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win. Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit… Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oscars Nip-Slip or No, Jennifer Lopez Always Played a ‘Big’ Hollywood Game

“She knows that I know that she knows that I know the whole scene is deliberate, right down to the supporting players — assistants, various friends, family — arranged here and there around the pool, ready to do a star’s bidding… That Lopez has dared to try and pull off such a time-honored Hollywood gambit as Rising-Star-Interviewed-By-The-Pool is in keeping with her overall strategy of playing Big. Big is Jennifer Lopez ‘s forte.” The jury may be out on Lopez’s maybe-wardrobe malfunction onstage at the Oscars, but you can treat yourself with Stephen Rebello’s full 1998 Movieline must-read , stat.

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Oscars Nip-Slip or No, Jennifer Lopez Always Played a ‘Big’ Hollywood Game

Sophie Howard topless pool video

Sophie is a sexy girl and on her days off she likes to have fun and be lazy around the pool – but of course only topless Continue reading

Dennis Rodman Enjoys The Miami Heat

We spotted former NBA All-Sta r Dennis Rodman enjoying some pool time at Hotel party in Miami. The just out of rehab basketball giant spent the day amongst a lot of temptation with alcohol flowing freely around the pool side party. Lets just hope there weren’t any worms in any of the cups he was holding!

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Dennis Rodman Enjoys The Miami Heat

Britney for President — in a Two-Piece!

Filed under: Britney Spears Britney Spears took a break from prancing around the pool in a bikini — so she could prance around Letterman in a bikini … and announce her candidacy for President of the United States!!!Our favorite reason to put Brit Brit in the White House — ..

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Britney for President — in a Two-Piece!