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Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day

Posted on June 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Every girl loves Doggy Style, but this kind of Doggy style is not the doggy style that people like…it’s more the doggy style that makes me want to smear my asshole with peanut butter for her to lick it off, which is really what doggy style should mean, rather than just being on all fours….because it is more representative of what you sick fucks do with your dogs while you jerk off cuz they can’t tell on you… Either way, degrading Hilary Duff isn’t my dream, I don’t really like the whole degrading women, locking them in the cage in the basement, feeding them sparesely so they lean up, and marrying them in my own cult ceremony….is just not my thing… But I still don’t mind her tongue….that I know she’s using to get some attention now that she’s recently divorced and exploring new things… The post Hilary Duff Dog Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift for ELLE Magazine of the Day

Posted on May 8, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift did Elle Magazine, because she’s a huge star who wants to be a model, because she’s tall enough and even hot enough to be a model, because you don’t really need to be that hot to be a model, as long as you’re tall… Unfortunatly, the pictures are safe, basic, not edgy or interesting, because I guess her whole play is the non-Miley, you know girl who fucks a lot but pretends the dudes are their boyfriends… Now I’ve met girls like this…many times in my life and they are the fucking worst…they’ll let you finger them, they’ll just never touch your dick, and when you pull it out, after the laughter…comes tears…becasue they’ll say “i only fuck boyfriends”….or “ex boyfriends”…because “I don’t want my number to go up”….bitch I just fisted your ass…your number..at that stage doesn’t matter.. Anyway, I can assume Taylor Swift chatted about her boy problems to Elle because it’s all part of her marketing… Here are the shitty pics…the hightlight is the one piece that you know is touching her asshole, pussy and nipples all at the same time… The post Taylor Swift for ELLE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day

Posted on March 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My favorite thing about Kate Hudson is not her legs in shorts as her old lady body that is still good enough walks out of the doctor’s office we can assume she was getting her Valtrex prescription filled out, thanks to fucking every single dude in Hollywood pretty much for the last 20 years…. My favorite thin about Kate Hudson is that she’s fucked every single dude in Hollywood for pretty much the last 20 years… Because there’s something magical about a rich girl, with a trust fund, who never has to work a day in her life, going out there and getting knocked up by 20 by an older dude in a shitty band, to fill the emptiness in her broken soul.. It makes for a good time…unless you’re Owen Wilson, in which case, it leads to your suicide attempt because she just won’t commit after making you snort a ton of coke out of her asshole… At least that’s how I visualize it going down….little cocaine clouds farted out of her into a mans face… Because that’s the kind of girl she appears to be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Legs Parade of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

Posted on March 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The highlight of Toni Garrn’s career was when she was rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, and Leonardo’s Homosexuality despite his attempts to cover it up, that the asshole that was filled was in fact Leonardo DiCaprio…it is called pegging and people dig it..and girls do it…especially if it promises great PR for your future modeling career… That said, I dont’ think she’s still with Leonardo DiCaprio as his beard, Victoria’s Secret, who he clearly has equity in, has probably funnelled a lot more girls to him, but that doesn’t mean that Toni Garrn doesn’t matter, she’s tall and actually looks like a model, which is nice to see in this instagram generation of short useless girls getting famous, when all I want to stare at is something a little more long and traditional… She’s in this TUSH magazine, showing some strategic nudity, unfortunately no nipples but who needs nipples when you can just google porno clips…or ask a girl on tinder to come over to sit on your face.. All this shit is obsolete, but she still looks good…my only issue with it is that to me a magazine called TUSH should be about spread assholes…or even just bare asses…I want more ass TUSH…stop your lies…they hurt me and are tearing our family apart… The post Toni Garrn for TUSH Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chrissy Teigen Useless Monster of the Day

Posted on February 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Chrissy Teigen has been getting work…which amazes me, because before this year, she was just doing shit for free, but then her husband from a marriage she leverages the fuck out of – because that’s what whores who think they are responsible for 50 percent of his money…do… So instead of her being a housewife who just lives off her allowance…she puts herself out there as this annoying outspoken social media personality…when not getting botox and fatter and fatter…and people still respond to her in a positive way… What I would tell the brands that hire her, is that they’d be better off spending the 100k on a Dairy Cow…because it would look better in a bikini, be more viral because who puts a bikini on a cow…other than every SI Swimsuit featuring Kate Upton and the recent LOVE MAGAZINE Kim K shoot…and most importantly…at least the Dairy cow can produce milk….so it serves an actual purpose..rather than just filling up the world with the methane gas farts that come out of the asshole that is her mouth… To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Chrissy Teigen Useless Monster of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Anne Hathaway Weirdo See Through of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think this is Anne Hathaway’s attempt at being erotic…wearing a lacy top under a see through enough top….which reminds me of see through shirts of the 80s…it was in trend and if you were alive in the 80s, you probably got hard to teachers, mothers, cafeteria workers, wearing the same shit…that you may notice if you can see past her freaky clown smile… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maria Menounos in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on January 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People love Maria Menounos, which amazes me because who the fuck is Maria Menounos. She hosted some network television entertainment show, in an era when we weren’t forced to watch the shit like it was Mary Hart and Leeza Gibbons. back when the American people had 4 fucking channels…meaning…you motherfuckers consciously, despite having unlimited options, watch her smut…talking about celebrity assholes…but not actual celebrity assholes, because at least that would make the show interesting, especially if Maria Menounos was out comparing her asshole to theirs, because she’s greek and that Asshole is her vagina… All this to say…she’s in a bikini and no one should care…

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LIndsay Lohan Self Shot Butt Shot because No One Cares of the Day

Posted on December 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Lindsay Lohan, you may remember her as the tabloid queen who has since fell off the map, because people got bored, we have no attnetion span, no one cares about the the broken girl who spent more time sucking dick, partying, doing coke, face sitting on a shitty AIDS looking crackhead rich girl DJs, causing trouble…basically being a brat diva cunt, than ever really making movies, or acting or whatever she pretended she did… She was basially a reality TV star without a reality TV show, her and her shitty, white trash version of the Kardashian family, who don’t matter now – but who think they do… For some reason, probably nostalgia, I love her….and I am all about the only work she’s don’t that matters…which is her great tits…but I don’t mind her butt selfies either..but only because I would totally sew my lips to her asshole…just to taste what it’s like to pass through such a delicate creature….

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Bar Refaeli “alleged” Hack Pic is Next Level of the Day

Posted on September 1, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE I’ve always said that the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul, and seeing as Bar Refaeli is one of the chosen ones according to her Jewish Religion, I guess she’s well aware of that… If this is her…she’s amazing CONTINUE THE CONVERSATION IN THE stepFORUM To See the All the Pics CLICK HERE

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Chelsea Handler is Naked On Instagram of the Day

Posted on August 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes I get flagged when I post half naked babes, in bras and more covered up on instagram, and that 300 year old Chelsea Handler, who despite being a “funny” girl people relate to, who has to be a “funny” girl because she’s sucked so much dick to get to this point in her career. Comedy is what happens when you don’t really have the looks, or sex appeal to warrant your slut to get ahead, but your vagina is enough to get the guys you need to fuck you to fuck you because guys are pigs and they will fuck anything, especially if it makes fun of itself and other people…making it almost entertaining…in it’s comedic sadness that would have possibly been better off killing itself off instead of actual talents… Because Chelsea Handler naked…is offensive, not safe for anywhere and official smut that breaches all terms and conditions… The good news is, I like anyone who gets naked anywhere…any time. Even Chelsea Handler… To celebrate Chelsea Hander, here is the trailer for Wetlands that is going viral because it is based on a story about a girl who cut her asshole shaving and became obsessed with eating her asshole infection… It is german and will make total sense…because this is what German is all about…I would have expected more shit…

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