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Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day

The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editor – MJ DAY, posted this picture of a booty that is body painted, as a glimpse into their issue… They try to keep the pics “Secret”…to keep hype up for the February magazine that I would argue has no real purpose in this day and age, where all these girls do bikini photoshoots with more concept and creativity….and better photographers…all the fucking time… But she kept Rousey’s tattoo in the pic….of a body painted ass….SPOILER ALERT… I would argue, that bikini and body painted girls are cheesy, fun, half naked, worth looking at, but there there’s just nothing exciting about any of these girls, that justify a magazine issue that really carries the brand, when the bikini content is being done on the fucking regular..there is no need for the magazine that covers it….But no one cares what I fucking think… It’s just that back when SI Swim started, it was a masturbatory special feature for subscribers of the Sports magazine, featuring models in bikinis, when you could jerk off bikini pics because you didn’t have access to porn. It was sporty, featured athlete wives, introduced us to hot models when Social Media didn’t exist, but now, we already follow these model sluts who just want the SI stamp to charge more in their escorting….and celebrating a couple of Athletes, despite being a sports magazine that should only be on Athletes and not girls trying to get pregnant by Athletes…because Athletes aren’t always hot in bikinis, even though this Athlete, Ronda Rousey’s ass looks ok, when you take out the shoulders and factor in that those legs could choke you out when wrapped around your neck as you eat her dick clit out… The post Ronda Rousey Body Painted for Sports Illustrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day

I once asked a Hollywood executive why Jennifer Lawrence got booked for all the jobs and he smiled and said “if you saw her first movie, the one she was nominated for an Academy Award for at 15, you’ll see she’s just got it…a natural talent”… That is code for “she makes us a lot of money”…. Prior to her sexting scandal that no one really cared about, I just thought she was quirky, awkward, boring…overrated…all the good stuff…but then I saw her tits and I got won over…and figure if she’s getting paid all this fucking money to be in movies, she should contractually be obligated to spread her asshole in at least one scene…that’s where she really excels. The nice thing about celebrity now, is that people are flimsy and can ruin careers overnight, giving us hope that one day, the only movies she get will involve spread asshole scenes.. The post Jennifer Lawrence is Getting Slutty for Glamour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day

Her name is @Justinenikolaiev I don’t know much about her, but I know I love her because sometimes falling in love at first sight is a better strategy than getting to know someone only to realize they are nothing you could ever deal with…not that this amazing girl could ever be anything I couldn’t deal with…she’s perfect… Maybe I am just feeling romantic because she’s from Paris…the city of terrorist attacks..and/or love…and this is love… Photos By: @Thomaslavellephotography and they are fucking hot.. The post Justine Nikolaiev is the Future of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is everything. If there was a god…she would be Lindsay Lohan… I have always had a soft spot in my cold dead heart for Lindsay Lohan…I always felt bad for her being raped and exploited by her asshole parents, who were into more cocaine than her, leading to her falling the fuck apart, as most kids who don’t have good parents do…leaving her in a huge fucking pile of shit she couldn’t crawl out of… But I’ve always believed in her and her ability to excite me made me convinced she would win…I believed that if she didn’t fully self destruct, and die, you know from not eating and drugs being shoved down her throat by other idiots who were bringing her down with them….that there would be a comeback, there would be an Oscar, there would be a second coming of Lohan…and in the process maybe I’d be cumming to… I would go so far as to say that she’s the reason for this site…but maybe not…but I did used to leave her silly voicemails and I did used to text back and forth with her before we met and she didn’t want to fuck me…but she did dance then cry about some bullshit for me…in her hotel room…in what was the greatest night I barely remember thanks to being drunk… These pictures are amazing..by Ellen Von Unwerth….who is Amazing… The post All Of the Lindsay Lohan Ellen Von Unwerth No Tofu Pictures of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Goulding Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Ellie Goulding has nipples…that she wants you to see…as most girls with nipples do… It’s like they sexualize their nipples more than guys sexualize nipples…all temping us with them and making us look at them…even when some of us only really care about looking at your asshole while fucking your pussy… It’s like some days the nipple is a “suck on my tits while I cum”…and other days it’s “my nipples aren’t sex objects, stop, MAN”… Get your fucking story straight…sshole… If you don’t know who Ellie Goulding is, or what nipples you’re looking at, I can assure you, her “work” will not be life changing TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Goulding Nipple in a See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day

If you’ve seen any pictures of Hilary Duff and her post pregnancy body…one sturdy enough to handle the whole hockey team railing her for her husband to jerk off to in the corner…you’d assume she’d spend her days doing squats…and I guess she wanted to give you a glimpse into how she gets those thighs…and the funny thing is that she’s still got her pervert fanbase that used to jerk off to her when she was under 18 and her parents had sold her to the entertainment industry…it’s like they’ve all watched her grow up and they’ve aged with her and still have that buring desire to eat her asshole while she chokes them out with those thighs…you know watermelon crushers…. The whole thing is creepy…but not as creepy as her egging it on…instead of just sitting on top of her money and chilling…she wants you jerk off… The post Hilary Duff Fitness Tongue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna is still wearing see through lingerie tops…so that the world can see her nipples that aren’t supposed to be sexualized…then why are you jerking off to them…oh right because nipples like many things…including but not limited to legs…hands and mouths…assholes…and pussy….can be used for both sexual and non sexual things… It’s like “My nippples feed babies and men can show their nipples, so stop getting turned on my tits” #freethenipple… When I’m thinking “you vagina makes babies, when not having period, your asshole shits, your mouth eats and talks and your hand does a lot more than handjobs, yet when I look at them it’s all I see, so keep showing them”… I guess there was a time when doing these nipple stunts would make the paparazzi pics unpublishable…but now the world has come to their senses and post that shit…pretty much making what I do absolutely obsolete…but I’ll still do it…because why not.. Here’s some pics of her in a Black Dress CLICK HERE The post Rihanna’s See Through Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day

You may not remember Sara Underwood….because she doesn’t matter but has existed and has DONE NUDE PHOTOS MANY TIMES WHICH IS HOW SHE GOT A FAN BASE … Other things she’s accomplished in her career, based on being smart enough to get naked at 18 for Playboy was dating Ryan Seacrest…..who got her into Hosting, as hosting has made his robot dancing monkey ass close a billionaire….and with his guidance…she got cast in the shittiest of shows, so shitty that the whole network went defunkt… That said, she’s disappeared for at least 5 years, maybe depression from her fail as a host, killing a network like Seacrest killed her soul while doing cocaine off her asshole, like a hooker who does anything for money…but I’ll assume she had an overbearing rich boyfriend holding her back…but they probably broke up and now she’s on NERD hustle…in superhero outfits…and it’s just silly…but I guess not silly enough for me to post it for you nerds who love girls who pretend to be into nerd shit especially when you can cross reference them to their pussy from 8 years ago… Fame Whoring… The post Sara Underwood is Reaching of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Brooke Candy in Nylon of the Day

There was a brief period of time when Brooke Candy was supposed to be Iggy Azalea… She was the stripper, turned rapper, that I guess Iggy Azalea pretended she was, in order to get street credibility.. I have seen her life, accidentally, and thought “She shoulda stuck to stripping”…but then I remembered the

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy

When not looking at Ashley Tisdale’s face…she’s alright… Not the hottest girl in Hollywood who lies about her age…and who is hardly in Hollywood now that High School Music has been cancelled… But better than when her botched plastic surgery gets in the way… Proving my life long thesis…that short short tight shorts make everything better….if by everything I mean a girl who isn’t too fat to make it terrifying…but rather just a skinny little thing who may ore may not be ridden with cellulite because she’s in her 40s…but that I can’t tell because I’m looking for vagina from behind definition… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Shorts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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