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Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is…but she’s on the instagram model program, where she posts pictures of herself, ususally from low level photoshoots because it seems less vain and more a showcase of her work – that isn’t actual work….all while trying to get famous because they think they are hot…it’s a weird world we live in – but social media is addictive so we can’t blame them for their attempt to be the next Em Rat Cow… And why would we blame any bitch who is willing to get naked for attention, for the paparazzi, low level hooking themselves, while claiming it is empowering, when we all know that’s just code for “I like being naked it gets me likes”…exhibitionsm from some narcissist who feels having 75k people follow her is the single most important thing and more importantly – on the right track to be famous… Which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….it was fucking hard… Now girls are just like “so do you want me to insert this in my asshole and spread – it’s art right?”.. That’s a win for humanity…and here’s Kendal Schuler topless on the beach. The post Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale’s Dog Knows What’s Up of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale’s got a sense of humor, or maybe she just likes to cocktease all you nerds who are really into her, because she knows she’s only famous from one movie franchise about vampires and that fame isn’t because of her acting skills…but rather because she’s hot…and doesn’t seem to age… She’s a mom who looks like no other mom, her body fucking tight…and her dog knows what’s up as he stares deeply into her ass and pussy area…that are unfortunately in pants…but that we all know the dog has seen do some pretty gnarly things…from shitting, to fucking herself with random things, to possibly even letting him eat her out like she was breakfast thanks to his cute and soft tongue….but those stories he can not tell us…just with his actions…and as he looks into the abyss that is her asshole…I can tell by his face…he’s been there before…and not just when eating her panties… Lucky dog…. The post Kate Beckinsale’s Dog Knows What’s Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Cheerleader Ass of the Day

Posted on November 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a terrifying image Bella Thorne showing the world her ass because it’s Halloween and even when it’s not Halloween that’s what she does…so based on that fact along…I am suprised she’s not spreading her asshole for the world to see, you know to really make a shocking “It’s halloween, look how crazy I am”….but then again she’s from a strategic family who have crafted their kids to be puppets and they know that that asshole shot is worth gold… There was a time in the porn industry – when an anal scene was an upsell..it was build the girl up for a year or two banging her out and when a cash grab was needed…do anal, but in this internet porn era of all girls doing anal on the first casting call, because porn chicks are porn chicks for a reason, and anal is mainstream….the do it for the same price as vaginal…totally degrading the value of anal… I guess Belle Thorne realizes the most basic sales tactics in what she does, something these dumb new porn chicks who want to be in porn so bad and think it’s a challenge or achievement to get into porn, when really anyone can do it…they are just dumb…. So no free anus for you, but I figure that makes you want her more and that makes her asshole worth more, because she’s not handing out for free.. Strategic… The post Bella Thorne’s Cheerleader Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day

Posted on July 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why seeing Kirsten Dunst struggle in a tight parking spot – brings me a lot of joy….but it does… Is it her ass in shorts, or her grey skinned legs, or the fact that she’s skinny and half dead looking – but still has massive tits that are holding her back from getting out of her car after parking like an asshole or if it’s just the asshole in me who likes when assholes end up in asshole situations like this…locking a person into their spot, or locking themselves in with a dumb parking job -when they were getting their nails done or something – it’s like a reminder that people are inconsiderate fucks – especially rich and famous people on a schedule and the struggle applies to everyone – but maybe the passenger of that care won’t care when they know that KIRSTEN DUNST – superstar did this not that they’d care… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kirsten Dunst’s Best Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Throwback Thursday Emma Stone ee Through of the Day

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I originally thought these were pictures of Emma Watson because I don’t actually look at the pictures I look at and post…so I was going to go on about how Harry Potter fans are creeps which is why these Emma Watson’s nipples from 2011 or 2012 are resurfaced and are circulating the internet – you know committed to the cause nerds.. But it turns out it’s Emma Stone, who is also the kind of girl who is adorned by the nerds, so -I guess if you want to make it in Hollywood – do something that reaches the nerds, they are loyal, they will love you, and most importantly. ..they’ll allow you to hve a lucrative career so that you can spend your time – with the money they make you with cool people who don’t care that you’re Emma Watson or Emma Stone, because cool people don’t get that into this kind of thing.. Well. Here are Emma Stone’s nipples, I never claimed to be cool, actually I’m a loser, but not a nerd loser, a legit loser, who lost, but I don’t get excited about this stuff, but I do post it to pander to the nerds, hoping they make me money, but realize nerds are so loyal I must praise these whores they love and not point, laught and call out the scam… Oh well… The post Throwback Thursday Emma Stone ee Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maja Krag is Topless of the DAy

Posted on June 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love with a girl and her name is Maja Krag. A model who is from Denmark, a socialist with hot tits who doesn’t look like most Danish girls – but who looks as tasty as most Danish, something you are contractually oblicated to say every time you post a Dane…a Great Dane…. According her MODEL AGENCY TEAR SHEET you can learn all about her measurements, in the event you want to make a life sized replica of her to fuck, since the real deal won’t fuck you….you’re not rich enough, connected enough, unless you’re googling her because you met her at a party and ended up here – which I doubt – since no one ends up here – it’s the asshole of the internet that no one bothers wiping… The post Maja Krag is Topless of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on February 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

All these bikini photoshoots are exactly the fucking same…they are so fucking contrived and boring – they lack creativity and they are impossible to get excited about If anything seeing a bitch pose for the sake of posing, for no reason other than to pose, for idiots who have expensive cameras because they like having girls pose for them, and eventually have brands pay them to have girls pose for them, in just a fabricated nonsense, narcissitic “I’m hot enough to model”…world… It’s so fucking Disney, candy coated, cheesy garbage…it’s like what happened to fucking snapshots of babes, why do they need to be tilting heads, dropping jaw, duck-facing, and/or making their booty pop – all dramatic…it’s just a fucking picture – ASSHOLES…more assholes…I bet her asshole is great…that ass is great…I love asshole..it’s the gateway to a woman’s soul…I wonder what the weirdest thing she’s put in her asshole is…. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SUGAR BABY FOR YOU – HERE’S SAMANTHA HOOPES BEFORE THE MIAMI TRIP FLASHING PANTIES THAT SHE’D PROBABLY FLASH YOU FOR THE RIGHT PRICE AND BY “FLASH YOU” I MEAN EAT YOUR ASS TIL YOU CUM… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hannah Ferguson Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day

Posted on February 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Erin Heatherton is one of the models that Leonardo DiCaprio hired to play girlfriend when she was first launching her modeling career, before getting fat and being downgraded to Sports Illustrated, which happens to be where Lenardo DiCaprio is hiring his new girlfriend’s from, because like Hugh Hefner, the gutter girls are more fun than the uppity fashion girls.. The reason I know they weren’t or aren’t actually fucking Leonardo DiCaprio, and/or that they are hookers who gold dig to fuck the famous, is because they are all BFFs and any girl I know would eat the fucking fetus of any girl who fucks a man they dated, even fucked, it’s just too close for comfort…. Well, she’s making moves by showing the world her fat legs and her asshole at some Sports Illustrated Miami swim event – because these motherfuckers are milking the fuck out of their magazine release with a 10 days of bullshit appearances, like the friend you hate who drags out their birthday into a month long ordeal…it’s like shut the fuck up SI and go take pics of girls in their bikinis, while those same girls on their quest of fame and fortune or at least fame and fortune cock….show the world their assholes… If you’re not into her asshole – and everyone should be because they are the gateway to a woman’s soul – and the only kind of sext I want – like Leo – He’s more about his asshole – here’s an emotional post by her directed at the sports illustrated editor – like some suck up weirdo “The lady that made my life fun again.. MJ, you are everything to me @MJ_Day” Intense…I guess this is what happens when a model fired by Victoria’s Secret goes through a depression – and needs SI to pull her out of the model dumps….I just wonder what the real reason for her being fired…I blame herpes…AIDS…or Leonardo but we’ll just go with “she didn’t sell enough for them because these girls are just sexy avon ladies”…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM CLICK HERE The post Erin Heatherton’s Asshole Upskirt in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mike Myers is a Little Bitch and Caused my FB Ban of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this little bitch is named Mike Myers, probably not his real name, but who really needs a name when you’re a a little bitch…was polluting my FB page about THIS PEYTON MANNING STORY saying shoving your asshole in an employees face is “frat boy” and not sexual assault. Idiot. Frat Boy and Sexual Assault are SYNONYMS in the Thesaurus. Either way, she reported this comment I wrote directed at him on facebook….which was amazing..because I am so funny.

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Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day

Posted on February 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts…. She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is… That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me… The post Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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