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Kourtney Kardashian to Jennifer Lawrence: Stay Away From Scott Disick!

If you’ve enjoyed her many bonkers interviews over the years (some of which, to our minds, are every bit as entertaining as her funniest film roles), then you’re likely aware that Jennifer Lawrence loves alcohol and reality television. So it’s not surprising that J-Law might have a bit of a thing for Kourtney Kardashian sperm donor and bold innovator in the use of facial hair to camouflage booze bloat, Scott Disick. On second thought, it is surprising, but only in the sense that we’re shocked Scott is still alive. Anyway, Jen revealed her love for the Lord in a recent interview with Oprah, in which she revealed that Scott would be one of her three ideal dinner guests. (The other two were Luann DeLesseps and Bethenny Frankel, both of Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. Jen … we’re concerned.) Given that Jen chose Scott over any of the women in the Kardashian clan, it’s not surprising that certain tabloids already have these two bedding down together. It’s also not surprising that some of these same publications are casting Kourtney in the role of the insane ex: According to the Australian version of OK! magazine (because why wouldn’t news about three American celebs reach Sydney first?), Kourtney is pissed about the possibility of Jen and Scott hooking up. In fact, Kourt has reportedly warned Lawrence to keep her mitts off her boozy baby daddy. The subtly-titled piece “Kourtney Warns J. Law: Stay Away From Scott!” doesn’t offer anything in the way of quotes or evidence, and instead poses an argument along the lines of “makes sense if ya think about it.” The article also doesn’t mention the fact that Kourtney is dating Younes Bendjima . Or that Scott is with Sofia Richie . Or that Jen was clearly joking, and her ideal dinner party would really just consist of Meryl Streep playing three different roles. Look, we believe Jen when she says she genuinely enjoys Keeping Up With the Kardashians (though it’s worth noting that she’s said she watches the show “to fall asleep.” Celebrities–they’re as bored with the Kardashians as the rest of us!). But there’s a difference between enjoying a reality show and wanting to enmesh yourself in that world. We like watching Naked and Afraid , but the thought of a single genital mosquito is enough to keep us inside for the bulk of 2018. Hey, if the mere mention of Scott Disick doesn’t bring to mind a bloodsucker who will spread disease to your nether regions, then you’re not sufficiently wary of the Lord. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV

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Samara Weaving Slutty Shoot of the Day

Samara Weaving is on the rise, the next Australian hit, up on some Margot Robbie, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Minogue, Crocodile Dundee Steve Irwin RIP shit… She may or may not has done some substantial work in as an actress, it is hard to tell because every bitch thinks she’s a fucking actress, because any bitch can be an actress, it really requires VERY little work….effort or talent…just a decent look and willingness to audition right…. She’s been at this for a while, she was likely on the show Neighbors, or something similar, some Australia shit, before moving to America with a VISA in hand, because Australians like to travel, you can’t go anywhere without seeing one…ready to take over the world….or whatever it is that she does… Producers seem to like the Australians more than the Americans because there are so many Australians in California….because Australians are hot, fun, eager, trashy, hot, and willing to work for it…the way a party girl works for it… She’s doing movies, hanging with Bella Thorne and naturally, she’s producing sleazy shoots as these people do… Looks good to me…clickbait.. She’s also annoying on camera…because she’s an actor: The post Samara Weaving Slutty Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Margot Robbie is Overrated of the Day

Margot Robbie is one of the most hyped actresses around, and she’s fucking garbage… In every picture of the Australian scam I see, I have to try to figure out why movie producers choose her to be in their movies, why is she getting so much work, is it because she was good at getting naked in Wolf of Wall Street, or is it because she’s a scam, who sucked a few of the right dicks, didn’t speak up about it, and continues to exist… I mean she’s not vile, she’s fine, she’s just old, tired, weathered like most Australians….you know sun damage…and likely undeserving of any Oscars, but she will get those Oscars because this industry they call Hollywood is predictable garbage…. I don’t get why they celebrate her…and here she is at a premiere, she’s in a dress, so boring, but America like that she’s stealing their jobs. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie is Overrated of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Margot Robbie Slutty in Vogue of the Day

I think I’ve posted these before…but I’ll post them again because it’s GROUNDHOG DAY here…and Whenever I see Margot Robbie….I wonder who’s dick she sucked…. Oh I know Australian girls and not once have I seen one turn down a drink, or a good time…they are wild, they are fun, they fuck, and they look good… Now I don’t think Margot Robbie is that hot, she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street while naked, but I’ve managed to find it in myself to move on and not care, because I don’t care….but also because as time has gone on with her…she keeps getting fatter and fatter…uninteresting really…but booking huge fucking jobs.. How does an immigrant on a work visa move to LA and re-invent herself as a huge fucking star that local Americans can’t even make happen for themselves…how did she get the right meeting and get hired….she’s a fucking SCAB…stealing jobs from Americans…Trump would be mad if she was a man and Mexican but while hot and Australian…keep giving her that money… These are pics from VOGUE AUSTRALIA, her mother country, celebrating her win….but I still don’t get her fame, fortune, success…but believe at my core…she sucked the right dick. The post Margot Robbie Slutty in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Margot Robbie Still Not Hot At Film Awards of the Day

Margot Robbie hasn’t come forward with the executive she had sex with or let jerk off to her because she knows that life is about trade offs. She’s also an Australian and Australians are sexual deviants and don’t view dudes jerking off to chicks as a bad thing. That’s probably why all the famous girls these days are immigrants from Europe or Australia…because the execs no they won’t rat them out like Americans, you know because they’ll get deported and because other cultures arent’ as uptight about the boss calling 11 pm meetings in the hotel room bathroom…. There has to be a story of why this one exists, she’s just not hot enough to carry the career she has, in all the movies, cast in everything and all the while being big, clunky and uninteresting…. It all started with Margot Robbie Nude in a Movie…the ONLY TIME you SHould Care About Margot Robbie…. And now she is fucking everywhere, rich as fuck…something that happens to so few girls getting naked…that there’s a backstory and I don’t trust her. She must be reptillian… I mean here’s more Pics Of Margot Robbie Being Boring and it’s boring…but I’ll post them cuz the internet tells me she matters. TO SEE MARGOT ROBBIE IN A STRAPLESS DRESS – CLICK HERE TO SEE MARGOT ROBBIE AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS CLICK HERE TO SEE MARGOT ROBBIE AT ANOTHER EVENT CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie Still Not Hot At Film Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top of the Day

When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting – where she can casually walk out of a venue, wearing a bra – like she’s fashionable and on trend – all while not looking at the camera so it looks casual…like she’s not involved in this plan…even though…she is the fucking plan…she mastered it…and it’s not even that great of a plan..but girl is out on the street in a bra and that matters to perverts like me…it really fucking matters. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter’s Stomach Hanging Over her Shorts of the Day

Nothing says hottest girl on TV, you know “It GIRL”…Followed by so many, paid so much, on a hit show, like a chubby girl in short shorts with her belly hanging over the fucking things…NOTHING at all… I mean sure, she could be hot, she could be worth wanting to jerk off to, she could have a neck, she could be in clothes that are her actual size, she could keep her damn gunt under a girdle like women do, but not this one…this one is just fucking dump trucking along and people are into it, they encourage it, fitness or not, it’s not working, she’s a beast…or a troll…or a hobbit…maybe that’s why you people like her..hobbit…only weirdos like hobbits and hobbit looking women… WHO knows…who cares.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Stomach Hanging Over her Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pauline Santamaria Naked of the Day

Here’s an instagram style erotic attempting to be artistic photoshoot of a girl named Pauline Santa Maria…SANTA MARIA she’s looking wild, and naked, and like she likes to have a good time, a great time, the best time….with her ass up in the air in some DOGGY style position that makes this less of an intro to a porn scene and more about artistry thanks to that brownish colored filter… She’s not showing her actual cunt, but I like that her stage name matches her cross on the side of her body, in some religious experience her catholic roots would be proud of…they love this shit the catholics…I mean more so when they are little boys..but you know what I mean… She’s a signed model, not that famous on instagram, maybe this is how you get famous on instagram, or maybe it is how you fade into being like every other girl on instagram…who knows…I just know she’s naked and I am looking at her..and her model agency is called VIP models which could be a brand of VIP models around here…that is an escort agency…but who am I to judge a woman getting paid to fuck, I am a feminist and I find it empowering…even when the pimp takes his 60%. That’s about all there is to say about that. RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE. The post Pauline Santamaria Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Apparently You Can See Margot Robbie Nipples of the Day

I saw these pictures earlier, and didin’t see any nipple. I was like who’s that big overrated actress over there in the crazy decorative like vomit after eating too many candies, and can I see her tits – or is that just a reflection from the flash… Then I thought, well this is Margot Robbie and she is only famous for being the hot wife who is naked in Wolf of Wall Street – a role anyone could have done but this one must of done on a Weinstein Girl level to actually continue to exist…you know sell that soul..so maybe I do see tit…or is that just an optical illusion like when you stare at the black dot too long…I couldn’t figure it out, I put so much time into it, going back and forth, drawing Venn Diagrams and shit…and as it turns out there’s actually nipple hidden amonst the sequins….that sly, clever, subtle Australian trash turned Hollywood gold..she really got us good… Too bad she’s not hotter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Apparently You Can See Margot Robbie Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Audrina Patridge Details Horrific Abuse Claims Against Corey Bohan

The Audrina Patridge-Corey Bohan divorce has quickly taken a turn for the very ugly. Earlier today, we reported that the f ormer Hills stars were splitting after nearly a year of marriage and nearly nine years of being together overall. We weren’t sure why. We thought maybe becoming parents to a little girl naked Kirra last June had placed a strain on their marriage. It turns out, however, that the reason is far more troubling and insidious. On Monday, September 18, Patridge was granted a restraining order against Bohan for what a source describes to People Magazine as ongoing instances of “emotional abuse.” More specifically and most troubling, there was an incident in mid-April, legal documents claim, during which Audrina says Corey shoved her while she was holding Kirra in her arms. The couple was arguing about Bohan’s alleged infidelity when he proceeded to empty out her purse and punch himself in the head, threatening to do even more damage if she left him. This was the second time in a few weeks, Patridge claims, that Bohan had talked of suicide. She also references an incident on September 6, saying Bohan started calling her names and harassing her after she returned home. “Grow some balls and pull the trigger and file for divorce,” Bohan supposedly yelled at her at the time, prompting Patridge to call the police and file a report. Just over a week later, child protective services came to the residence to meet with her. This past weekend, Bohan showed up for a panel discussion Patridge was taking part in… followed her on stage … and demanded to know their daughter’s whereabouts. “I was shaking at this point,” Audrina says in her legal documents. She asked for a restraining order the next day. HOWEVER, Bohan allegedly showed up on September 19 and refused to leave Audrina’s home. He installed five video cameras around the premises to keep tabs on her and called her a “f-cking cunt.” “I am fearful of [Corey’s] temper because he cannot control his swearing and personal attacks on me, even when in the presence of our young daughter,” writes Audrina. The restraining order requires Bohan to remain at least 100 feet away from his estranged wife, his daughter and even his dog. As for the divorce, Patridge is demanding primary physical and legal custody of 15-month-old Kirra. She is asking a judge to shut Bohan down if he asks for spousal support. And, finally, she wants an order specifically prohibiting Bohan from taking Kirra to his native land of Australia. Talk about a terrible ending to what had appeared to have been a stable love story. Patridge and Bohan had been together since 2008, remaining close even throughout filming of The Hills, an unusual development for couples that appear on reality television. Alas, the relationship has ended on the most sour of notes. For the sake of their young daughter, let’s hope Audrina and Corey find a way to work this out as amicably as possible. View Slideshow: 14 Most Toxic Relationships in Reality TV History

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