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Lea Michele Does Bikinis of the Day

I think we can all agree that Lea Michele is not cute. She’s also probably not a very good person, seeing how she handled her “fiance’s” drug addiction, and spun the lie that they were together in her favor to get the sympathy of the world, when you know that she didn’t actually give a shit, and if she did, it was based on how it affected her image, because if she gave a shit, homie wouldn’t have been smoking crack in a hotel room in Vancouver…which leads me to a very important point…that I think I need to address…and that point is…why the fuck do I know this shit… That said, since no one wanted to do a bikini shoot with Lea Michele, Glee is over thus she is Over…and doesn’t matter…and probably never should have mattered due to her man face… So she did it herself…for social media…and they are hardly as slutty as they should be… That said….To See All The Paparazzi Bikini Pics of Her…Because the Paparazzi Always Cares Click Here

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The Shooting Of An Unarmed Teen In Missouri Incites Police Backlash

The people of Ferguson — a St. Louis, Missouri suburb — are in turmoil following the seemingly unjustified killing of 18-year-old Michael Brown by police on Saturday.

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The ‘Faking It’ Cast Looks Authentically Cool At The 2014 Teen Choice Awards

This is the cast of Faking It‘s first Teen Choice Awards, but based on how effortlessly they’re killing it on the red blue carpet, you’d never guess. Seriously, check them out. Katie Stevens wore a fancy gold number by Johanna Johnson with a rhinestone belt and truly the best feathered skirt. And I don’t mean… Read more »

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Taylor Swift Shows Her Belly of the Day

Taylor Swift has such a solid scam going for her…she has figured out that her image is all based on how you spin it… To some girls, sleeping around, dabbling in lesbianism, having at least 4 public boyfriends a year, some of whom are 10 years older than you…would be anti-christian, sinning, slutty, disgusting…whatever… But to Taylor Swift spun it for everyone to feel sorry for her, making her the hero, and is now a girl worth over 100,000,000 dollars…who like other people who are worth that much are are likely horrible self involved, indulgent people, but instead of being hated for all the sex she’s had…she’s loved! TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Little Girl Makes Up Tap Routine, Wins Dance Class and Internet

Some people dance, or tap, to the beat of their own drum. Just how they roll. In this case, a little tap dancer does just that, and totally steals the show. Her routine is way better than the planned one. Maybe not on technical merit, but based on how good a time she’s having performing it? Not even close. As always, it’s fun to see a young child blissfully unaware of her surroundings. Not bogged down by inhibitions, she’s just having fun and feelin’ it. That little girl dancing to Beyonce has some sassy company … Preschool Tap Dancer

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Kendall Jenner Bikini Models of the Day

Turns out that Kendall Jenner isn’t quite built like a Kardashian, she’s longer and leaner, and more athletic at 17…but ultimately, she’s 17 and most girls are tighter at 17, but more importantly, she’s still a fucking Kardashian, and would be celebrated the day their house burnt down and no one escaped alive, just because of the association she has to the family, and her ability to spread on the DNA of their whore, fame obsessed mother… She has this idea that she’s going to be a bikini model, or a Victoria’s Secret model, and she’s out there hustling hard, working for shitty low level companies, but her face, reminds me of the ugly Kardashian, meaning this shit is just spoiled brat dreams, like when a rich kid with a guitar’s dad record an album for him…only the half naked, she’s 17, you won’t mind staring, while her mom won’t mind any fucking buzz she gets version.

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Izabel Goulart Boxing is the Hottest Shit Ever of the Day

What a fucking babe…Izabel Goulart is probably best known for being a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who either got fired or escaped from Victoria’s Secret, even though I didn’t think they really let any of their immigrant models escape…kinda like a communist regime, only the half naked version, mainly because I thought they abducted these girls from their mother countries, killed off their families and Castro’ed them in the most Glamorous way, by holding them captive…only letting them out to model underwear…that or they were fucking robots because girls generally don’t look like this… While since that Victoria’s Secret stint, she’s gone onto be the fittest body on instagram, and I love watching her updates, because she’s hot as fuck, especially when kick boxing… I’m into this.

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Ireland Baldwin Twerk of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my best internet friend even though she ignores me..because she produces creative and artistic masterpieces of her twerking up against a statue like she’s in some kind of rap video, or Miley Cyrus, or pretty much any girl between the ages of 14 and 35 who know what twerking is…it’s gone mainstream… Even I have a twerk video on worldstar hip hop… And it’s hot…and Ireland knows it…that’s why she’s doing it…cuz fame is based on how many followers you have yo’…it’s a new generation…fuck being on TV and internet…let people obsess over your life…something I am into doing…at least when it is like this…cuz I think it is glorious…and I’m ready to be invited to her 18th birthday party… Her caption was I hate when this happens”, which makes it all so much better…this Ireland girl is good..she’s got it figured out.

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Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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Doutzen Kroes in Photoshopped Lingerie Pics of the Day

Based on how boring these pics are of a girl who is as willing to get naked or half naked for modeling….as she is for black DJs she lets cum inside her to make babies….I can only assume they are for Victoria’s Secret, where nipples and sheer panties are not Christian enough for their bottom line sales, because nipples and sheer panties are for harlots and heathens…. Boring because they are catalog shots and haven’t been modernized since the 80s, I guess if you make a billion dollars and have a brand bigger than Christ, you don’t bother fucking with that….but the whole thing annoys me…as much as half naked model can be….

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