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Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day

When it comes to Paris Hilton – it’s hard to tell if you’re looking at a bunched up pair of panties…or her mangled vagina…because despite being quiet as she accumulates the royalties she gets on Kim Kardashian’s career…there was a time her herpes ridden scabbed up cunt was everywhere, being penetrated by everything, and eventually, usually around 30…the damage starts to take its toll, and the elasticity of the labia gets less and less taught…and some can blame it on babies…others can blame it on fucking, partying, being an overall rich kid wreck trying to find her place in the world… But then again, maybe this is what her vagina always looked like, whether she’s old or not, you know how skinny girls are with the no fat the pad their inner pussy lips…and I’m not a hater on a meaty twat… I am a hater on a Paris Hilton twat because she’s the fucking worst, she’s the first to create the celebrity for being a rich kid – at least in the modern world…the celebrity off a sex tape…and the celebrity who paved the way for all that is terrible in the world…like the Kardashians… Not that you care what I think, you just want to to see Paris’ pussy like it was 10 years ago..but it’s not…but still the rich trick doing the same tricks…trick… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Paris Hilton Beach Upskirt of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Xamira for Mise en Cage Campaign of the Day

Mise en Cage is a luxury lingerie brand out of Paris, which for those of you who care, is where lingerie was really invented, because sexy underwear is amazing, so you you have France to thank for those cheap yeast infection inducing sex shop purchased panties the hookers you have sex with wear for you and their 12 other jobs that day..and the Victoria’s Secret mass produced, over priced, sweatshop mall brand underwear their fat wives wear because you buy if for them on holidays thanks to being a consumer… Their model is named Xamira, one of the weirdest names I’ve seen, I don’t know what her intagram is, I guess you could look for it, I’ve given you enough to run on, I’m too busy looking for my next post because I know all that matters right here and now are these pics of her being half naked and hot as fuck amazing… Victoria’s Secret should take their lead and start being a little more innovative with their half naked Christian friendly billion dollar a year generating smut…. There’s a video from a year ago.. The post Xamira for Mise en Cage Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day

Daphne Joy is one of those cheesy fucking instagram hookers that you’ve all seen before. They all post the same cheesy pictures of them in the gym, or by the pool, holding boxes of tea or detox shit… It’s fucking ghetto, but people fucking love them, and in Daphne Joy’s case, one of those people was 50 cent who she didn’t waste anytime getting knocked up by, because despite his being “broke”…she will still get a solid 20,000 dollar a month check to raise their baby, until the kid is 18, even if she ends up with this dude she’s in a bikini with named Jason Derulo, also black…. I guess she’s got a type. Rich dudes who like cheesy hooker looking asian bitches with cheesy fake tits…and an instagram following based on lies and bullshit. What Cheesy staged paparazzi pics of a bitch I doubt anyone cares about, even after they pay her for anal. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Daphne Joy is the Instagram Hooker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day

I went to a beach a few years ago, all excited to see hot young girls in bikinis, which for a Canadian who never sees girls in bikinis, except in stupid photoshoots, because despite being immune or desensitized to girls in bikinis, I still like seeing girls in bikinis…. Turned out that a bunch of Muslim women turned up, and were swimming in full clothing…far less revealing than girls in bikinis…but far more erotic when you factor in how repressed and mysterious they are…. Here’s Jennifer Garner doing her best impression of that, far less hot, with her old mom face and bad ass…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Garner’s Muslim Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day

Yesterday – I did this massive round-up of what I thought were the best pics from the Sports Illustrated 2016 issue, that in all honesty, I didn’t really look at all the pics in the issue…. SEE THE POST HERE TODAY – I am doing a post on the Sports Illustrated event for their Swimsuit edition that took place in NYC and that will be in Miami or Vegas later in the week, not that I am promoting them, but I do think it’s a weird concept to do these parties, that I am sure no one goes to, except maybe some really fucking weird dudes, who want to see the models they follow on Social Media in person….possibly rich dudes with money to proposition them for sex…like it is a rub and tug that lines up all the hands you can get jerked off by…because for the right price you can… I think the real takeaway from this is not that SI Swim events are a stupid waste of fucking time, it’s all paid with ad money, why not get some coverage for a bullshit event….there are events for everything – so I’m not offended…. The real takeaway is that these models aren’t that hot. Remember they are in hair and make-up from professionals, but the pics are photoshopped, and all I see is some cheesy looking bitches, interchangeable with so many other bitches…none exciting, are amazing, just a whole lot of whatever….hookers….really….boring, uptight, snobby hookers…the whole lot of them. So if you were one of the losers who went out to meet them, you’re not just weird, you’re also a fucking idiot… BoNUS – Here’s one of the models – Samantha Hoopes looking about right – I hear she charges $10k a night – RUMORS! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE The post Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Swim NYC Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is giving a gift of 2,000,000 tax deductible dollars to the Children’s Heart Foundation because despite being a puppet of the media with no soul, she’s into kids with no hearts….or with broken hearts…because she probably found some recipe or spell that needed Children’s hearts and this was the only way to get it! I don’t care if the idea is vain, the amount of money that will actually get to the kids will be closer to 20,000 dollars… I read the WYCLEF AMA on REDDIT yesterday…and saw how to master a fake charity through clever accouunting tactics… I do care that she’s showing her tits, tits that brown dude AZIZ who is overrated pussy comedy but successful because immigrants like him.. I guess what I’m saying is that I prefer when celebs spend their money on cocaine and hookers, because I like when people acknowledge the vapid, self absorbed cunts they are…this “do good” because it is “good press” no matter what money is involved irritates me…but then again anything that she does that doesn’t involve self shot nudes annoys me too… I mean – why the fuck is she so fucking famous and in everything – some deals with the devil were made -maybe that’s why she wants to buy all the Kentucky based baby hearts….because in a world filled with equally “talented” actors she just doesn’t make any fucking sense…I don’t trust her…. The post Jennifer Lawrence Tits Creates a Charity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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ThePornDude Presents Kate England’s Pussy Flash of the Day

I saw these pussy flash pictures of some chick named Kate England, and I just assumed she was an aspiring instagram model pulling stunts to get noticed by the paparazzi…. I wasn’t too far off, because despite what my friend, ThePornDude says…I actually hate porn…so I had no idea this was a porn chick…and porn chicks do what instagram chicks do…they crave an audience and fuck for money…only porn chicks do it on video…daily…so in many ways are far more respectable than instagram models who pretend they are real models and not whores.. So as Kate England being a porn chick, I don’t think her getting out of a car with her pussy flash counts as news, or even a pussy flash, despite blogs picking it up, because they love a good pussy flash. This is one of the most basic staged, crying for attention bullshit..paparazzi moments…because everyone is just trying to make some fuckin’ money… If you want to see porn, or Kate England in porn CHECK OUT ThePornDude …I think seeing her getting slammed, double penetrated and taking loads….is probably a more interesting way to see a battered pussy…you know the process of getting battered is like the journey, where the pussy flash straight up is the destination – and you know how that works… The post ThePornDude Presents Kate England’s Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day

In keeping up with models from 10 years ago, that’s today’s theme, here’s Heidi Klum staying relevant by getting fake ass, tits and gunt attached to her body to really own her Kim Kardashian clown costume….for Halloween, which for the last few years has been Heidi Klum’s big weekend because she has the craziest party and wears the craziest costumes.. My personal favorite her being Seal …but in keeping with the monster theme… Others include: I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS CLICK HERE HER DRESSED LIKE HER OLD WASHED UP SELF CLICK HERE HER SHITTY ON HINDU RELIGION CLICK HERE Now she’s doing this Kardashian shit..which is just that shit…but for some reason..mildly erotic…because Kim K already looks like a fucking sex doll, why not prove how doughy and plastic that Kardashian look is, even when using a old, washed up model doing it in a playful way rather than a “Kim K is the worst pile of fat shit”…way…because despite being german..she is kind… It’s just too bad she’s not doing the Kim Kardashian costume we all want to see…a scene from her sex tape….she can recruit ex husband, baby daddy, child support paying Seal to play Ray J…because you see Kim K and Heidi Klum have a lot in common. They are both Nazis. The post Heidi Klum as Kim Kardashian for Halloween of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day

Codie Young did a lingerie spread for Vogue…even though Codie Young is not a lingerie model…she is however one of those obscure looking models that the fashion industry digs out of got knows where..because they like her interesting face and look…that the general population would be terrified of or find creepy…but they see the art in…and in being into posting lingerie pics for fashion and/or for anything from instagram accounts…to porn set pics…I dig it…because lingerie is so erotic even when on girls that look like the awkward boy you grew up with…the one with all the allergies…not because you find him hot..but because despite looking like that…she’s got a vagina and we like vagina… The post Codie Young in Lingerie for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day

I don’t know why I think most of what I watch is some low quality, low budget, ghetto operation….maybe because it is shot on iphone and posted to social media, but this Britney Spears dance video freaks me out. It looks like a medicated stage show from the 80s shot at Disney during their nightly parade…not some Britney Spears….superstar performance…. I guess she’s lost her edge, her relevance, and is now just a slide show churning out performances for money that don’t have any real intensity or excitement, because….she doesn’t… But maybe I’m wrong, because Skrillex was there to experience this, and he’s pretty relevant…maybe even so relevant he’s producing her next dubstep album, because despite this dance, she’s still Britney Spears and not done yet…. The post Britney Spears Awkward Dance for Skrillex of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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