Angry Texas Man Pays Speeding Tickets In Pennies This guy is NOT here for it. After being sentenced to pay a $212 fine for going 39 in a 30, Brett Sanders decided pay his penance in the most childish and hilarious way possible. There is a lot of intro, but the shenanigans commence around the 3:20 mark. Petty. Petty. PETTY. Image via YouTube
Despite being sentenced to 90-days of in patient rehab in lieu of jail time, Lindsay Lohan is adamant that she does not actually need to go to rehab. Thus, she continues to drink . Often. And hardcore. Just hours after the court hearing on Monday in which the Lindsay Lohan plea deal was struck to keep her out of jail, she was sitting at her hotel bar. Knocking back vodka sodas like there’s no tomorrow, Lindsay “did not seem fazed by the irony of the situation,” according to reports. Big surprise. Then, according to TMZ, she hit up a club with new lover Avi Snow . Moving on to last night, she rolled to a San Diego club called FLUXX after midnight. Hey, lock down rehab doesn’t have to start until May 2. PARTY TIME! Wearing a Yankees cap and a hooded sweatshirt, the 26-year-old hottest mess sat at a VIP table ordering vodka on the rocks all night. Good times. She has apparently learned one critical lesson though. Lindsay specifically requests that vodka be served from a glass carafe, so the table won’t have any alcohol bottles on it. Cell phone pics and all … Sources close to LL reiterate that she is adamant she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not think she needs professional help. That makes one of us. Pour out some of your vodka from the glass carafe at your table as a tribute to a lost soul with a once-bright future and tell us: Will Lindsay Lohan ever get clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
Between community service at the L.A. County Morgue, appearing in court for the 12,780th time, being sentenced to 30 days in jail and posing nude for Playboy , Lindsay Lohan had a very busy week, but at the end of it, mom Dina was proud. Above all, she says, the naked Playboy spread will be “tasteful.” Not sure what that means, but Jayde Nicole won’t be happy. “It was an opportunity for her. She’s 25 years old now, so it was her ultimate decision,” Dina Lohan explained of the Playboy offer. “It will be tastefully done.” Lindsay returned to the famed Playboy mansion in L.A. for a day of re-shoots – her first Playboy pics were not up to par – following her Tuesday court hearing. Asked about LiLo’s ongoing legal woes, Dina said, “It’s been four years of torture, we just want it over.” Too bad Lindsay won’t STFU and stay out of trouble. Fortunately, there are brighter, nuder days ahead for the famous family. “I’ve seen [the photos]. She’s great in front of the camera,” she added. Are you excited too see Lindsay Lohan nude in Playboy?
Atlanta MC mentions the scandal-weary golfer on singer’s ‘Guilty.’ By Shaheem Reid T.I. Photo: aylor Hill/ FilmMagic The hook of the first songs T.I. guests on since being sentenced to a year and a day in prison says, “Don’t take me to jail.” Isn’t it ironic? Tip collaborates with Usher on a new leaked record from Raymond v. Raymond called “Guilty,” where the singer is charged with breaking his girl’s heart. Tip did record another song with Usher last year before going to prison, but it sounds like the rhymes on “Guilty” were recorded recently — he name-checks a certain scandal-plagued athlete . “Right hand to the sky/ Strike me down if I a lie,” the King of the South proclaims. “If she sayin’ she’s the victim in this case then what am I/ She got proof, well I got alibis too/ I never been on bullsh– … she ain’t caught me on no Tiger Woods sh–/ Do what I expected when she met me/ Ballin’ against the law/ Shawty arrest me then.” Usher then pleads guilty. “I guess I’m guilty of always being in the club,” he sings. “I guess I’m guilty ’cause girls always wanna show me love/ I guess I’m guilty for living and having all of the fun/ Girl, I’m guilty for that/ Girl, I’m guilty.” Other recently leaked songs include “She Don’t Know” featuring Ludacris and “OMG” featuring Will.I.Am. Raymond v. Raymond is due in stores March 30 . Related Artists T.I. Usher
Filed under: Talk Sports With his goatee shaved off and his new, greenish prison issue — former New York Giant Plaxico Burress posed for his mug shot after being sentenced to two years in the hoosegow. More Plaxico Burress Plaxico’s New Home — Stark Reality Plaxico ..
A 19 year old graffiti tagger will go down in Nueces county history as being sentenced to serve one of the longest jail terms for his crime to date. Having caused thousands of dollars in graffiti damage over the last year and a half, Ralph Mirabal was sentenced to three, 8 year prison terms to be served concurrently. The courtroom was packed with people who were victim's to Maribal's vandalism.