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Ashley Tisdale Tweets Her Panties

It looks as though Ashley Tisdale has followed a number of nobodies’ leads and has decided to become the latest underwear Twitter model. Here she is showing off her panties in her latest profile pic. It’s alright I guess, I don’t really see all that much of the undies, but at least she’s making a sexy face. I’d hit it. She knows she’s not getting paid for this right?

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body Did Something

I’m not sure what Ashley Tisdale’s face has been up to, apparently not perfecting her supermodel poses, but her body has been hard at work looking really good lately. Here it is at the crappy Footloose premiere the other night looking like one of those classy strippers who walk around looking really good, but never seem to get completely naked. I hate those teases, they must be sleeping with the owner. Anyhow, Ashley would be one of those chicks for sure. There’s still time. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

Ashley Tisdale Shows Us Some Leg

Here’s Ashley Tisdale in all her mousy hotness at some event the other day. Why does this chick even get invited to events? She must be on some TV show that only preteens watch because I have no clue what the hell she does. I know I should really be on top of that kind of thing, but I really don’t give a crap. She’s got a good little body on her, she works out all the time, her boobs are nice, she wears some sexy outfits from time to time and her face is average. That’s good enough for this guy. Enjoy. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

Ashley Tisdale Forgot To Wear Her Pants

Well, this shirt won’t get you noticed out in public! At first glance, you’d think that Ashley Tisdale forgot to wear pants but turns out there is a pair of Daisy Dukes under there. Boo! I guess Ashley is not much of a risk taker. Oh well, at least she has nice legs.

Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Yoga Figure

I’m still amazed that Ashley Tisdale has somehow managed to sort of stay relevant, at least in the blogging world, even if she really doesn’t do anything at all. Unless you can consider going to the gym or walking around in a yoga outfit a career, she’s jobless. Luckily for us, jobless chicks have a lot of time to work on the figures and Ashley is no exception. I’d hit it.

Ashley Tisdale In Her Miniscule Short Shorts

I happen to really love a woman in short shorts and Ashely Tisdale seems to know that and is constantly using it to get my attention. Here she is walking down an escalator the other day in some of the smallest shorts I’ve ever seen outside of a strip club. My boxer shorts are bigger than this and I buy them small to make me feel like I’m packing a more impressive weapon. Why is she carrying such a giant key chain? That’s what you’re massive stripper bag is for. I hate this look. Luckily the shorts are working for me. Enjoy.

Alyson Michalka Looks Alright I Guess

I feel like I’m supposed to know more about this Alyson Michalka chick, but I really don’t. l know that she’s kinda hot and that she’s got a sister who’s also kinda hot and that when the two of them are together they’re even hotter than when they’re photographed separately, but that’s pretty much it. Anyhow, here’s Alyson looking pretty good in her silly neo-hippy skirt while out on the town the other night. Hmmm, I think these shots are missing some sisterly love if you know what I mean. Next time.

Orange You Glad You See Ashley Tisdale

I’m not usually that into orange chicks, Lindsay Lohan is pretty good I guess, but I kinda like these pictures of Ashley Tisdale . The white little dress really make her orange legs pop. Here she is out the other night with some douche celebrating whatever it is orange people celebrate instead of Christmas. I didn’t mean for that to sound racist, I’m just not all that familiar with orange peoples customs and traditions around the holidays. Why is this chick on my site again?

Miley Cyrus Is A Boring Adult

Now that Miley Cyrus is over eighteen, I know that I can say anything I want about her without feeling like that creepy guy who rides the bus in inappropriately short shorts, but I’m still having a hard time with it. I think it’s going to take a little time for me to transition into the dirty comments, she’ll always be that young chick from that TV show that I’ve never ever seen in my life. It doesn’t really help that she’s dressed as a lame old hippie. What the hell? She wore slutty outfits when she was underage….. Kids today.

Ashley Tisdale Has Good Fashion Sense

I’m not great with calendars, unless they’re filled with pictures of big breasted hotties lying on the beach I don’t need one, but I’m pretty sure Halloween was over about a month ago, so why the hell is Ashley Tisdale wearing a slutty chick costume? I guess I shouldn’t be upset about it, the question should be why the hell aren’t more chicks wearing this kind of thing? I like it, there’s a college down the street that I think should adopt this as their uniform.