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Jessica Sanchez, Orlando News Reporter, OWNS Drunk Video-Bomber

Don’t try to crash a news report by WKMG-6 Orlando’s Jessica Sanchez. She’ll cut you down to size in two seconds, as a drunken reveler found out this week in New Orleans, where Sanchez is covering Sunday’s Super Bowl festivities. As Jessica began her report talking about the “zombies” that are wandering around late night, she was greeted by a 49ers fan who tried to video bomb the segment. Her response? And the drunk fan’s response to that response? You gotta see it to appreciate it: Jessica Sanchez BURNS Drunken Bourban Street Reveler

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Dominic Monaghan Accuses Matthew Fox of "Often" Beating Women

This might make all future reunions of Lost cast members a bit awkward… In response to a follower yesterday asking Dominic Monaghan to encourage former co-star Matthew Fox to join Twitter, the man behind Charlie Pace replied: “he beats women. No thanks.” Was this simply a reference to the drunken incident from August 2011 when Fox was accused of punching a female bus driver ? Nope. Elaborated Monaghan to another Twitter fan: “you don’t know either of us. he beats women. not isolated incidents. often. not interested.” Moreover, the actor isn’t afraid of any kind of legal retaliation by Fox because “an accusation is when you ‘claim’ someone did something wrong. i know,” Monaghan wrote. “And it’s very difficult to sue someone for speaking the truth.” Wow. Somewhere, Fox must be seething. And Team Breezy members must be lining up to defend him. [Photos: WENN.com]

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Lindsay Lohan Is A Redhead Again!

So it looks like Lindsay Lohan is trying to get her career back on track with a comeback of sorts – I’m not sure hosting Saturday Night Live and banging a weird old photographer can really be considered a comeback – and what better way to get back to your old self than by changing your hair color. Girls are weird. Anyway, I guess she was at her most popular back when she was a freckled face ginger and wants to get back to that Lindsay Lohan . Personally I want the drunken fire crotch Lindsay back, but I guess I don’t get any say in this decision.

Estella Warren DUI Pleads

Estella Warren, who costarred with Mark Wahlberg in Tim Burton#39;s 2001 Planet of the Apes and was Maxim magazine#39;s hottest woman in 2000, crashed her Prius into three parked cars when she was arrested in May. She was also charged with hitting an officer. Estella Warren entered a no-contest plea in her drunken driving case on Friday and was ordered to a residential rehab facility for six months. Los Angeles city attorney#39;s spokesman Frank Mateljan says Warren will also serve five years

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Arsenal vs Liverpool highlights 0:2

Arsenal#39;s Emmanuel Frimpong (bottom) challenges Liverpool#39;s Daniel Agger during their English Premier League soccer match at Emirates Stadium in London August 20, 2011. Liverpool compounded Arsenal’s troubles by winning at the north London club for the first time in 11 years on Saturday, the 2-0 victory coming from an own goal and Luis Suarez’s strike after Emmanuel Frimpong was sent off. Arsenal, which has one point after two Premier League matches, was booed off the Emirates Stadium

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Mel B Pregnant Ready to Drop Bikini Porn of the Day

I don’t have the rights to these pics…but click the link at the bottom cuz they are fucking worth trying masturbating to… Someone better fire me as the president of the drunken pervert chapter of the Spice Girls fan club we call “we can’t let go of a nipples in video we once jerked off to before the internet”… Cuz I had no idea Mel B was pregnant, but now, I’ll forever have it etched into my mind thanks to an inappropriate choice in swimwear. I am a firm beleiver that pregnancy is only a beautiful thing to other women…. To See The Rest of the Pics GO

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New Captain America Trailer Ups the Raiders of the Lost Ark/Rocketeer Vibe

If you weren’t sold on the Chris Evans -starring Captain America: The First Avenger yet, let the newly released theatrical trailer assuage your fears that it’ll turn out to be another tame, Thor -level Marvel meh-fest. Instead, the trailer tells us, literally, what Edith Zimmerman learned the drunken way: Evans, and Captain America , is “gonna get so many girls.” And boys. And anyone with a lingering fetish for the retro-futuristic stylings of Raiders of the Lost Ark and director Joe Johnston ‘s underappreciated 1991 adventure The Rocketeer .

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Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli… How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

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Bar Refaeli in Lingerie of the Day

Israel has invented a lot of things…They are leaders of technology, they run lots of websites, but the bes thing they’ve done as a nation according to me and my ignorance to anything they’ve done, is made Bar Refaeli… How can you go wrong with a bitch named after a bar, especially when you are an alcoholic and the bar is the only place that has ever felt like home to your drunken self….you know some people go through family photos to reflect on life…my memories are a general blur that always starts with me walking into a bar….and that feeling of familiarity is just that much stronger, that makes me want to pass out and puke inside it when the bar has tits like this.

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Jessica Alba Machete Scene of the Day

Here is the Alba scene from Machete. I don’t kno if this is her or a body double and I really don’t care, because Alba died to me a few years ago when she decided to have a kid, and no matter how well she bounces back from that shit, a living creature has managed to squeeze through her weird vindictive cunt that she used to trap her boyfriend who tried to leave her, but more importantly, she didn’t abort it because she felt like her career was in a safe place that wouldn’t be affected by a pregnancy, when really she only had a career cuz she didn’t have a kid.. Either way, here’s the clip.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/JessicaAlba-Machete.flv

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