This picture is fucking jokes… So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her.. The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great.. Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating.. The post Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The new Chips movie might be a sleeper hit of the year, as it’s by far the funniest movie I’ve seen all year. There is one scene where the guys discuss eating booty, so when I got them on my show Extra Butter, I had to set some rules to eating butt. Kristen Bell, the […]
It’s been over a year now since Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick . They’ve been pretty friendly lately, but it looks like, after all this time, she’s still in the mood to tear him down. Here, see what we mean in this new Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip: Scott Disick Gets Called Out For Cougar Love Things start off when Kim Kardashian asks Scott “why on EARTH” has he been hanging out with her mother, Kris Jenner, “going to tea parties and doing water aerobics.” Scott asserts that he didn’t go to a “tea party” with Kris and her friends, they went to high tea, and Kourtney cuts him off to say that a friend of Kris’ asked her for his phone number. Somebody sounds jealous! Kourtney really starts to go after him, asking him “Since when were you interested in water aerobics?” She says that it’s really unlike him, since “You never worked out a day in your life.” Scott points out that he hangs out with those women just like he hangs out with them, and that “the only difference between them and all of you is they don’t sit on their phones the whole time.” It’s an accurate statement, since Kim’s phone was firmly in her hand during the whole conversation, but Kim got catty and suggested that the only difference was “saggier skin.” What a bunch of witches. Kourtney would not let up, and Kim threw in a little joke about menopause, and apparently the whole thing turned Scott off from hanging out with his new friends in the future. “I didn’t want to be like a full-blown cougar stalker,” he tells the camera. “It’s definitely not the most normal thing on the planet, so maybe I shouldn’t hang out with the cougar squad.” Sad, right? It’s just unfortunate that Kourtney is giving Scott such a hard time for such harmless activities when, just last year, he was such an alarming mess. Instead of doing water aerobics with Kris, would she prefer he go back to getting wasted and stumbling around town ? Would it be more acceptable if he got belligerently drunk at charity events ? Maybe it would be fun if he did cocaine at a party with some teenagers, like he allegedly did last year . Or hey, maybe instead of drinking tea with some older ladies, it’d be better for him to drink so much booze that he winds up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning . Yes, Scott’s done some horrible things to Kourtney, and if she doesn’t want to forgive him, that’s her choice. But to see her so mercilessly mock this guy for something so harmless when he’s turned his life around so much, it’s just tough to watch. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
Excuse us if we call this video “the most disgusting thing we’ve seen all year.” Or hey – maybe all decade. PETA released an an anti-dairy meat ad – as per normal – but this time, they took it too far, and cast women reading lines as if they’d been raped. Spoiler? They weren’t. PETA’s New Video is Simple Rape-Shaming In the video, women were featured talking about rape . They detailed the horror and feelings that go along with sexual assault, and some of them even cry. But the sick thing is, the video isn’t actually about human rape – it’s about “forced” insemination of dairy animals “requiring” them to reproduce when, who knows, maybe that one cow wants to be celibate. The women said things like, “One man held me down, while another man touched me.” Another woman said, “I was so scared. I didn’t know what I had done wrong.” The video continued, but the conclusion was the icing on the vegan, cruelty-free cake. After the women finished their bizarre, rape-mocking tirade, PETA wrote, “Every year, billions of animals are born into the meat, egg and dairy industries.” “Almost all of them are a result of forcible artificial insemination. Almost all of them are a result of rape. Don’t participate, go vegan.” Are you picking your jaw up from the floor yet? Because if you aren’t, you had better get a head start on it. Some errant cow might saunter through wearing her feminist badge and passing out free birth control. Naturally, PETA caught tons of flak from all over the internet. One Twitter user wrote, “No survivor of sexual assault should have to go through their trauma being compared to an animal’s when we’ve already been dehumanized.” Another penned, “This is awful, and insensitive. You continue to spit in the faces of marginalized and victimized groups to push your message.” Even more came forward (surprise, surprise). One user said, “Apparently PETA’s new ad campaign is ‘if we trigger rape & sexual assault victims , maybe they’ll become vegans!” PETA however, didn’t back down. They responded to one of the many tweets with this gem, “Acknowledging that animals are sexually abused for meat & dairy doesn’t take away from seriousness of sexual abuse of humans.” OH OKAY. Later, the PETA president released an official statement, which read, “It is rape when someone sticks their hand into a vagina or rectum without permission.” “Every decent person abhors and denounces sexual abuse of women but we cannot blithely accept the sexual abuse of other females who happen not to be human but have the same vulnerability to pain.” Good. GRIEF.
Not everyone is Kim Kardashian . Not everyone can get famous off a sex tape afford a personal trainer and have all the time they need to hit the gym to get in shape. Working out is hard! But making jokes about working out on Twitter can be easy. Just ask the following funny folks… 1. This is Enough for the Day Seriously, I’m pooped. 2. No Argument Here! Gain is overrated. 3. I Need All the Motivation I Can Get Come get me, serial killers! 4. My Work Here is Done But my eating is yet to begin! 5. What Choice Do I Have? You want me to choke?!? 6. Get It?!? I’ll be here all week. And by “here,” I mean NOT the gym. View Slideshow
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Sam Smith Admits That He Wanted To Kill Himself Over Weight Singer Sam Smith recently revealed that he contemplated suicide after a photo of him looking a little chunky on NYE spread all over the net. Via RadarOnline : “I saw a picture of me on New Year’s Eve topless on a beach in Sydney and it made me want to kill myself,” he admitted. “I just thought I was huge. I’ve had issues with my weight since I was a kid… My dad became a fitness trainer when I was 12 and he tried to help me, but I’ve always had issues.” After the New Year’s Eve photo circulated, he found a renewed determination to slim down. “I was put in contact with Amelia Freer, the dietician who got Boy George to lose all his weight,” he said. Since changing his eating habits, Smith has lost 73 pounds, telling GQ magazine, “The reality is I can do it now because I have a little bit more money, and that’s the sad thing… It’s impossible to eat healthily if you don’t have any money.” We hope that Sam can keep the weight off so he can keep making great music!
