Don't look now, but Justin Bieber's back on his graffiti s***. As 2014 approaches, we'd like to review the vast range of emotions Justin Bieber has exhibited this year. While Justin's obviously found emotional release via his
Searcy’s trending topic today was geared towards dreading staying with family of the holidays. Sometimes you just have to put up with family and enjoy…
Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret if she didn’t pose for free…not because I like tranny porn, if anything I find it weirder than incest porn, because trannies aren’t human…however the doubt in my mind, you know the not really officially knowing, like when you get blow jobs from random chicks in bars who may or may not have adam’s apples, makes things more exhilarating… But she’s still fit in a bikini…and there is still hope that her Jock husband is gay from all the locker room masturbationg…and that maybe…just maybe her clit is a dick…just to make all those years of assuming she was a tranny matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget…. Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous. Here are her bikini pics from vacation.
Love Magazine is at it again, breaking out the sexiest babes of the season to perform for their annual ” video advent calendar !” The UK publication would be remiss if they didn’t feature ultra-busty glamour model Kelly Brook once more, so don’t worry, she’s back to perk up your yule log. Check out her rendition of “Santa Baby” after the jump!
My friend Sam Jones has a fun web series that involves all kinds of wild and silly adventures. I have been asking her for sex for the last two years and she constantly rejects me, in fact she deletes a lot of comments I leave on her Facebook referencing her NUMBER 9 asking how tight it is…and how I can have it smeared on my face like a Santa Beard…tis the fucking season…. But I can take the rejection, especially after seeing this video with the legendary Naked Trainer, who she hired for her hot Jewish mom’s Jewish Christmas gift…a mom I would like to have sex with, because despite being older, she’s seems like she’s got all the right moves…but more importantly..getting with her would mean I would be Sam Jones’ actual stepfather…and dreams would come true…
These bathing suit pics of Naomi Watts would be far more interesting if she wasn’t 100 fucking years old… I mean we can all celebrate her 100 year old mom body in a form fitting one piece like shit’s a fucking masterpiece…even when it’s not… We can be like “OMG, for a mom of two Live Schreiber babies, she’s not all that bad”…but that’s like saying for a fat chick, she’s not that bad…or for an amputee, she’s not that bad…or for a serial killer, she’s not that bad…or for a herpes ridden aids infected hooker, she’s not that bad… It’s always fucking bad…at least when comparing her now…to what was… Sure it could be worse…but this that great… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
“NUNS LOVE JESUS A LOT” is the name of this perfectly timed T-Shirt designed by artist Gordon Holden for DrunkenStepfather.com, because it is Jesus’ birthday in a week and what better way to celebrate it than to have a couple ladies who devoted their life to him, licking what could be an ice cream cone, or a candy cane, or really a Jesus statue…but you’d never know, since we censored it! We had stepGIRL MACBUD model it on her recent vacation in MIAMI…. TO GET ONE OF THE MOST OFFENSIVE AND INSANE SHIRTS OF THE YEAR CLICK HERE