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Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Sienna Miller’s leaked nudes, but if they are, they are the best nudes I have ever seen in the history of nudes… I am guessing that that is some lifelike mask of some Ben Stiller motherfucker who I guess she’s sexting and making a joke with….as she poses in traditional slutty porny glamour model poses…something all girls can do…with her mom tits out… It is on a level of different, brilliant, unique, fun and I wish girls I sexted with were this funny and weird….not because I like tits to a man face, but because I like people just having a good time, while getting naked…instead of being all broken about it…because I guess some girls have made it in life ,like Sienna Miller, allowing them to be as silly as they want… I am a fan, but then again I’ve always thought she was great, despite the Herpes I assume she’s got…you know Hollywood types from the UK have to try even harder than Hollywood types from Hollywood and they’ve all got herpes…every last one of them… The post Sienna Miller’s Rumored Nudes are Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day

OLD LADY BIKINI BROUGHT TO YOU BY LIZ HURLEY – was the alternate name of this post…because she’s 51 and on the prowl… I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”… The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money… There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting them…. The post Elizabeth Hurley Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale Has Herpes of the Day

Lucy Hale is on some pretty little liars show, so by default is very famous – since kids fucking love this pretty little liars show…and the only gossip I have on her, because she virtually doesn’t exist in my world, but for some reason came up in conversation the other day – with someone with a very reputable source…because Hale dated someone she dated…is that Hale has Herpes… Now I can’t confirm or deny this, and I know every little it girl – on all scales of relevance in the entertainment industry have herpes, it’s a right of passage, but I like to expose the gossip as I get it, I mean what else would I write about Lucy Hale… The fun thing with herpes claims is that her legal team can sue me – but will have to prove she doesn’t have herpes – and with outfits like this – even if I don’t care for her – she can use my face as the litmus test…SMEAR SMEAR SMEAR “it doesn’t taste like herpes, I’ll take the post down”…. I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S WALKING AWAY FROM, BUT I ASSUME IT’S FROM HER HERPES… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lucy Hale Has Herpes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Bikini Vacation Porn of the Day

I guess Calvin Harris decided to secure his K-Fed of Taylor Swift, by showing her bikini body off to the world…saying “look my 2 x 4 of a girlfriend is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and has been working on her booty, hopefully via pregnancy, because I need that Child support check for when the world realizes 40 year old DJs are pathetic, lame, and creepy. It’s also a good diversion from all the hookers I fuck on the road, if I post her pic, it’s like I don’t stick my dick in everything with a soul, since I am dating something without a soul and it gets exhausting trying to pretend to care about her money grubbing scam, until 50% of that money is mine, which is the goal”…. At least that’s how I read into this cheesy, but not as cheesy as being a DJ bullshit pics…. All I smell is the Herpes all these fuckers have… All this to say, what’s with her weird instagram booty pose, this is Taylor Swift, the conservative slut in high waisted shorts…what the fuck is she instagram modeling for..oh right..the DJ…Weird. A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Mar 15, 2016 at 4:59pm PDT The post Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Bikini Vacation Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Killer Herpes: A Mother Warns Parents That Cold Sore Kisses Could Kill Your Infant

Don’t let people kiss your baby ! Facebook Mother Posts Horrifying Photos Of Infant Sick With Herpes Virus A Facebook status posted by a newborns mom has parents around the world clutching their pearls. The mom of the above infant  intended to warn everyone , don’t let people kiss your baby! The infant contracted the life threatening virus after allowing a friend to kiss her in the mouth. Here’s what she had to say: Please share this with every new mum and pregnant woman you know… COLD SORES CAN BE FATAL FOR A BABY. Before 3 months old a baby cannot fight the herpes virus. If a baby contracts this it can cause liver and brain damage and lead to death. I know this sounds like I am scaremongering but if my friend had not told me about this my baby girl could have been very seriously ill. I noticed the signs early and got her to A&E, we have now been in hospital on a drip for 3 days and have got another 2 to go. She was VERY lucky, all her tests came back clear. The moral of the story is DO NOT let anyone kiss your newborns mouth, even if they don’t look like they have a cold sore- 85% of the population carry the virus. And if someone had a cold sore ask them to stay away until it has gone. Everyone who I have spoken to had not heard of this before and so I felt it was important to share Brooke’s story and raise awareness to stop anyone else going through what we have this week. The precious load seems to be doing fine now, the mom has since posted healthy pics of the baby. You can see the preciousness after the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day

Lindsay Lohan posted a picture of her in a bikini…because I guess she hasn’t died in a pile of her own vomit after a heroin overdose yet…and she’s managed to be able to post bikini pics just to let us all know she’s ok….she’s still here….and she’s ready for you to stare at her awesome tits….because the one thing I can say with confidence about Lohan, other than the herpes stuff, or the whole being used by her parents so hard that she has no soul, overrated talent who can’t handle the heat of child stardom…is that she’s got great tits…and sometimes that’s all you really need… Apparently…she’e engaged: The post Lindsay Lohan’s Weirdo Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Lindsay Lohan for Wonderland of the Day

So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo… So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man…. I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Instagram of the Day

Lindsay Lohan used to be the most random friend I ever had…she’d text me everyday and every night for over 6 months, until one day we finally met, she did some crackhead shit, and more importantly, I didn’t try to play with her amazing tits, and I never heard from her again, but more importantly, I never forgave myself for not playing with her amazing tits…and like you, I’m forced to stare at them on instagram pics she posted, rather than hate them as I tend to the herpes I caught from her, that seemed like a good idea at the time, because it was fucking Lohan at her prime, before fully falling off, a girl you’d all want to get herpes from, until she’s long out of the picture, but the herpes aren’t..them shits for life…yo… So whenever I see her, I remember what was, appreciate what is, but cry on the inside, for never having touched such luxurious and amazing breasts…it’s not the first time I’ve failed as a man, but it’s up there as the worst time I’ve failed as a man…. I am still a Lohan Fan….and I am waiting for her to win that Oscar…

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The Pharcyde Recall Their “Bizarre Ride” 20 Years Later [EXCLUSIVE]

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“Oh that was a joke. (Room Laughs) I, Fat Lip, do NOT have Herpes… definitely! I was just buggin out.”-Fat Lip of The Pharcyde In…

The Pharcyde Recall Their “Bizarre Ride” 20 Years Later [EXCLUSIVE]