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Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Salma Hayek with her big tits busting out of her dress for some magazine, because Salma Hayek is all about the big tits busting out, because the big tits busting out is the skills that I am sure she think god gave her to feed a nation…or at least feed their sexual fantasies…back when tits mattered….before the ass took the fuck over..and in terms of Mexicans…she’s one of the hottest..and I guess more accomplished since most Mexicans I know work as nannies, maids, gardeners, and hotel staff…but I guess it’s because they don’t get them Hayek tits…these Hayek tits..that I probably have masturbated to, but that I think probably only because I was trying to connect with my Mexican mother, who was also a hooker, before dying… Yay… The post Salma Hayek Shows Her Body for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift Singing on her Back of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Taylor Swift rocking the mic like a porn chick rocks the dick because she plays the wholesome looking for love kind of girl, it’s good for marketing, when really she’s just looking for dick to fill that emptiness because she’s got everything else she could ever want in life…from money to fame to success..to an audience…and the one thing she can never get too much of is the D. All this to say, I like her at this angle.. The post Taylor Swift Singing on her Back of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jennifer Lawrence is in Montreal…. So am I…. This can go one of three ways, either I “accidentally” bump into her, she falls in love, and I go along with it because I liked her nude selfies and appreciate the K-Fed Hustle..of knocking up someone rich and famous for a life of luxury…..OR…I get arrested for stalking…even though I would never do anything of the sort…but you know these egos think you’re after them when they find you hiding under their beds in a hotel room….OR…I won’t have any interaction with her at all, thanks to not running inot the same circles…. But What I can still do is stare at her ass in leggings…and remember those nudes…that put her on the map for me, because prior to those nudes…she was pretty much invisible in sex appeal…but just some awkward thing getting too much positive affirmation…but those nudes…changed everything. That’s why I think they are staged… TO SE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lawrence’s Fat Ass Walking Her Dog in Montreal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Top 10 Arianna Grande Showed Her ass on Today Show of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

#454328068 / gettyimages.com I like the idea of making random top 10 lists, and really not bother with the whole list thing, it’s my clever clickbait strategy that will allow me to fit in with all the other sites doing it, because the general public are retards and love lists even when those lists are randomly thrown together because internet journalism is flimsy.. That said, I am into seeing this Disney chick flashing the Today show her panties on her big trying to get famous tour, but only because I know she takes massive black cock in whatever she’s hiding under her panties, you see because Big Sean leaked a nude years ago….and with that nude I can easily determine that she’s a size queen and her vagina is a monster….and nothing makes white dudes happy like knowing a white girl they jerk off to get ravaged everyday by huge black cock. #454328016 / gettyimages.com #454327834 / gettyimages.com #454327832 / gettyimages.com

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RPattz Is Bel Hunky

Posted on March 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Even hiding under a top hat and wearing period costume, we can sniff out Robert Pattinson’s chiseled jaw. The hunky star is putting his vampy ways behind him as he continues to shoot Bel Ami on location in Budapest, Hungary. Pattinson is pictured picking a newspaper from a street vendor and talking to crew in between takes. In the film, RPattz

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Lindsay Lohan Lookin’ Weird in a Short Dress of the Day

Posted on January 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The paparazzi say these are pictures of Lindsay Lohan and I don’t really see it, because whatever the fuck is hiding under this hood, looks more like some kind of troll that some young, washed up, haggard starlet. Maybe it has to do with her feeling inadequate for not being allowed in the Golden Globes, forcing her to go on a rampage fucking up her face with botox and collagen and when she realized she had to leave her house to go get wasted in order to forget how miserable and useless she’s become on this Blue Monday, she got strategic in her clothes

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Some Pervert Teen Gets Arrested for Being a Hero of the Day

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The legal system is fucked up. If a girl is out there showing me her panties like shit is a fuckin’ tourist attraction, I should be able to take a fuckin’ picture of the shit, because I like to document whatever my eyes see, even if I am hiding under staircases, or bleachers, or tables and desks to get my motherfuckin’ picture of a girl’s upskirt.

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