I heard jewelry sales are down 20 percent this Christmas….over last Christmas – which means Jewelry manufacturers need to step their game up and get models like Margaux Brooke, who I’ve never heard of, but who is naked for a Jewelry brand, to get naked for a Jewelry brand… I’ve seen similar, possibly the same company, with their nude shoots, because keep it pure and simple, about the jewelry, and nothing else…but a naked girl…because naked girls fucking sell product it’s the one thing I learned in an advertising class I took in community college… I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, I mean at least starting point of an ideal relationship, since I am more of a gaping asshole kind of guy…..because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, their dreams, their journey, their ambition, their sexual history, the time their teacher told them they would amount to nothing or the time they got raped, the bad relationships, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about hating them because their nonsense is getting in the way of cumming to them….anything deeper than tits or gaping asshole has a 99 percent change of ruining a person – as 99 percent of people are the fucking worst…. This logic applies to hookers also, because when you pay them to come over, and start talking to them, you’ll never get the to shut up, and when you’re paying them to suck your dick, if you even get to that point, if you even want that to happen after they go into their shit because they are hookers and see you as a therapy session – or an opportunity to sob story you so they don’t have to suck your dick but will still take your money when the hour is up – because they are hookers…..hookers… The post Margaux Brooke Jewelry Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Waka Flocka Flame Says He Can’t Wait For America To Have “Real” Black President Rappers say the darnedest things. Enter Atlanta party starter Waka Flocka Flame. The “O Let’s Do It” MC took to Twitter today to lament the fact that America has never had a black president. Can't wait to see the day America gets a real black president because Obama don't count — Waka Flocka (@WakaFlocka) November 1, 2016 That’s right ladies and gentlemen, despite what we’ve been telling ourselves for the last 8 years, Barack Hussein Obama is not our first black President. In accordance with the logic of Flockaveli, POTUS’ blackness isn’t “real”. In case you thought brotha Flocka Flame was gonna hit “send” on that lil bombshell, then skate away into the night, he followed it up with an…explanation? Flip it over and see if you pickin’ up what he’s puttin’ down. Image via Instagram/AP
Ann Coulter Says No Muslims Should Be Allowed To Immigrate To The West Ann Coulter is known for saying the most racist, bigoted, and irrational thing she can think of in the moment — particularly in instances where turmoil is ongoing and her divisive commentary is the furthest thing from useful. Right on cue, the right-wing chatterbox swooped in with some bigoted, anti-Muslim commentary in reaction to the tragic Paris terror attacks , while most decent people were focused on sending prayers and well-wishes to the city in this time of confusion and tragedy. Funny…we didn’t realize the Charleston Church massacre, Sandy Hook, the Dark Knight theater massacre, and countless other domestic terror attacks were committed by ISIS. Oh, right…THEY WEREN’T. So by this logic, should we kick white men out of the country too?
Via RawStory : During a discussion about mass shootings in the United States, Fox News host Martha MacCallum said the country’s cultural diversity may be a contributing factor to their high frequency. The discussion took place on today’s broadcast of the Fox News program, America’s Newsroom with guests Marjorie Clifton, former Obama campaign consultant, and journalist Mary Katherine Ham talking about often-cited factors like mental health and gun control laws. At the 3:40 mark in video procured by Media Matters, after discussing shootings in Norway and the Czech Republic, MacCallum makes the remark. “Now it may be statistically, Mary Katherine, that it has happened here more,” she says. “That may be because of the kind of society we are. We have a lot of different cultures living here together. We’re a very unique society and that’s a very wonderful thing, in large part. But that may be a contributing factor here.” SMH. So it’s Black folks’ fault for living too close to white people? So by her logic, maintaining segregation would have just kept everything calm and peaceful…since that worked SO WELL the first time around. SMH.
My favorite Brazilian model is Julia Pereira , mainly because unlike most of the other Brazilian models, I’m talking Gisele, Alessandra and Izabel Goulart, she looks like an actual girl, and not like a tranny the team at Victoria’s Secret pulled out of the back alley brothel on some sex tourism trip they went on with all their billions of dollars. You know the kind of drunken logic that “hey, tranny models, look almost as good as women, they are tall…and most importantly they don’t get their periods so we can work them all month and not fear dirtying our inventory”….at least that’s the logic I like to think created Gisele… Not that we even need to worry about those washed up, way too rich for their own good, played out Brazilian models…because we got Julia in the building, and by building I mean internet…so the world needs to pay attention to this one…in her wet white shirt #nonipples. pics by @rpenna The post Julia Pereira is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dear Bossip , I’ve known my friend for 4 years now. This past March he said that out of respect of his girlfriend he doesn’t talk to other females a lot. I have a lot of feelings for him ever since the day I met him. I met him on a trip back in 2010. He lived in Detroit and I was in Arizona. We always stayed in touch through calls. I only met him that one time on that trip and saw him another time while speaking with him thru Skype. We’ve never dated. He’s told me throughout our friendship of the chicks he’s been with and had sex with. Being that we never dated, I tried to not let it get to me because we never were together. Until, we talked about some day being together. He said that I was the only female that he’s ever thought of marrying. He’s told me not to wait for him, but then he said he wanted me to. I told him that’s not fair and you can’t do that. He’s told me that he knows that. When I met him he was 24 years old, and I was 30 years old. I think a lot of him has a lot of growing up to do, or if it’s me making an excuse for him. I’ve always listened when he told me of his failed relationships. I’m not sure with him dating now if it’s going to be another failed one. In the past, every time when we haven’t spoken in a while he would ask if I’m dating. I know he was asking to see if I was still available and checking my dating status. In a way, I’m kind of waiting for him, but I know if someone else comes available I would move on with that person, but I just haven’t found that one yet. So, in the meantime I’m still thinking about this dude. I miss him so much. I care about him so much, and, I think about him all the time. I care enough about him to let him go. In the meantime, I have been doing my own thing, changing me, and exercising. I’ve moved to ATL. I’m working and doing what I need to do. I don’t know if I will ever hear from him again. I don’t text, or call. I’ve deleted his number. I’m on the verge of changing my number and to never hear from him again, but it’s hard just getting rid of someone you took the time to know, and I’ve made the investment in trying to know that person. I don’t want to lose him, but then I don’t want to keep falling in the same thing where we start talking again as friends and then he tells me he can’t talk to me because out of respect of dating again. I don’t have time for that. My feelings are already involved, so I don’t want it to keep getting deeper and deeper. – Holding On Dear Ms. Holding On , Did I miss something? How can you miss something you’ve never had? (Sips tea) You met him once. He lives in another state. You’ve only communicated once on SKYPE. You keep in touch via text messages and phone calls. You’ve never dated, yet, he tells you about all the women he’s been with, and how he’s living his life. However, you’re holding on to feelings and emotions for this guy because….????? I’m confused. You are now a 34 year old woman who met a man once in 2010, yet, you think and feel there is something there between you and he, but you haven’t seen him again in four years!!?!! What the hell is he filling your head with? You didn’t even touch or see the d**k, and, yet, you’re already hooked. Damn! And, this is where I don’t understand your logic – He’s told you that he can’t and won’t talk to you out of respect for his girlfriend, which have been many, and you’re waiting on him for what reason again? But, hold on, he does this every time he’s in a relationship!?! What are you waiting on him for? He’s not interested in being with you. He’s not interested in you being his girlfriend. And, that line with him saying that you’re the one woman he would marry is some bull-ish! If he wanted you then he would be with you. He would move, transition, and be right there with you. Any man who wants to be with woman will make the provisions to be with her despite the space, or time. He wouldn’t string you along for four years playing with your heart and emotions making you believe something that will never manifest. But, it’s really your fault. Your desperation is sad and pathetic. You seriously have this imaginary relationship going on with him that you have created, and continue to maintain. You have a false sense of reality, and have concocted this fantasy relationship with someone you’ve only seen once. You’ve decided to invest in someone whom you only talk with via text message and random calls here and there. No woman in her right mind would continue or even fathom the idea of maintaining a relationship with someone they met once, and who lived across the damn country! You live in your head and not in the real world. Ma’am, get out of your head! Not once in the four years of knowing him, which you barely know him, and in talking with him on the phone has he stated that he would make the trip to visit you. Not once did he offer to send for you, the woman he said he would marry. Instead, he’s told you that he can’t engage or communicate with you because he’s with someone else. He’s told you that you shouldn’t wait for him. He’s basically telling you that you are a damn fool to be waiting on him and should not waste any energy trying to have something with him because it is not going to happen. So, since you’ve already deleted his number, and you haven’t heard from him since March, then go ahead and change your number. I can guarantee you that you will not hear from him. He is not going to call you. He is not thinking of you. He is not interested in you. Keep doing you, and live your life. Move on. Maintain your exercise regime and make the best of living in a new city. There are plenty of available, attractive, smart, intelligent, and career-minded men in your area. It’s been four years of holding on to nothing that manifested. It’s time for you to have some fun, enjoy yourself, and date. Make friends, go out, and live your life. You’ve started a new journey, now make it complete by deleting him out of it, so that new doors of opportunities can pour in. – Terrance Dean Photo source: Shutterstock Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean: loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter: @ terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook, click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated prized pig from the county fair that is their business…she’s the golden egg…that makes them serious money…because average American Dudes, who read or at least buy the magazine, love her…. Sports Illustrated made her famous, and they’ve made her their cover girl year after year, and even this year, to avoid causing too much controversy using her again, even though they really wanted to…they gave her the “alternate cover”…or the “back cover”…because they know in terms of their magazine, she is the only thing that really matters. I don’t need to sit here and hate on a company that has for the last 50 years found girls to pose in their bikinis, a lot of them top models, for free. I don’t need to celebrate what they do either, or be inspired by it, or even think their choices in girls are amazing. I don’t need to talk about Kate Upton’s weird sloppy body and tits and how she’s a product of serious doctoring to look semi appealing, so much that she’s practically an artist rendition of herself… But I can’t help but laugh that they had to take her to zero gravity so that her tits don’t sag… It’s like these Sports Illustrated people are pulling all the tricks they can to keep on using her despite her over-eating…and they have got resourceful or desperate enough to turn to space travel technology to make her look good… I don’t hate, it’s a waste of energy…but I still find it funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE
Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated prized pig from the county fair that is their business…she’s the golden egg…that makes them serious money…because average American Dudes, who read or at least buy the magazine, love her…. Sports Illustrated made her famous, and they’ve made her their cover girl year after year, and even this year, to avoid causing too much controversy using her again, even though they really wanted to…they gave her the “alternate cover”…or the “back cover”…because they know in terms of their magazine, she is the only thing that really matters. I don’t need to sit here and hate on a company that has for the last 50 years found girls to pose in their bikinis, a lot of them top models, for free. I don’t need to celebrate what they do either, or be inspired by it, or even think their choices in girls are amazing. I don’t need to talk about Kate Upton’s weird sloppy body and tits and how she’s a product of serious doctoring to look semi appealing, so much that she’s practically an artist rendition of herself… But I can’t help but laugh that they had to take her to zero gravity so that her tits don’t sag… It’s like these Sports Illustrated people are pulling all the tricks they can to keep on using her despite her over-eating…and they have got resourceful or desperate enough to turn to space travel technology to make her look good… I don’t hate, it’s a waste of energy…but I still find it funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE
It’s no secret that the hottest thing in women’s sports right now is Anastasia Ashley or at least her bikini clad surfer ass… So it is no shock to anyone, or at least me, who as far as I’m concerned is everyone, since none of you exists, that her amazing bikini clad ass was featured in Sports Illustrated… I guess Sports Illustrated figured we’ve already seen her in a bikini 1000 times before, why not show off her fit as fuck body…by showing us her NIPPLES…I like their logic…because I like nipples… It’s like Sports Illustrated was some kind of soft core porn mag…yet people still advertise with them… Point of the story is that Anastasia has never looked better, except when she wakes up after a night of drinking, and is, as far as I’m concerned, the show stopper of the entire issue… I am surprised she hasn’t been in every one of their issues before, since she’s be surfing professionally for years, and I hope this gets her recognized by the masses so that she can continue to produce more show stopping surfing and more importantly more show stopping bikini pics… There are few people in the world who I can say I love. She’s one of them….Good job. Let’s cuddles. FINAL LIMONADA. TO SEE THE REST OF HER PICS CLICK HERE
