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Nina Agdal for Sauvage Swimwear of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nina Adgal is a hot bikini model at the top of her game…but for some reason she looks like she’s got a mild case of DOWNS….I as a humanitarian, I think all of God’s children deserve to live out their dreams, especially if those dreams are getting half naked and showing off an rocking body, even if you have DOWNS….because it’s not handicap it is handicapable people…. Not that she has downs….but if she does…she’d probably win the DOWNS beauty pageant….which may not being saying much….and which may not be all that much a competition for her….but it’s nicer than saying she’d lose…. If anything….if DOWNS looked like this…or more babies with DOWNS looked like this, I am sure the DOWNS abortion rate thanks to pre-screening tests would drop substantial…cuz hot girls…even when retarded get the fuck ahead and have it real easy….. Here she is for some bathing suit company….and on that note I am going to the beach to stare at local whores in their bikinis…to recruit like I was Victoria’s Secret…but instead of shooting for catalog…we’re just gonna shoot for my masturbation files…cuz I am in central america people…and still fucking posting cuz I am committed or a loser or a committed loser….

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass Flash on a Balcony of the Day

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Remember what our Native American brothers have been telling us all along ….the wind is our friend…. The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nest in circles I don’t know what the fuck that Indian (feather, not dot) quote means, but I do know that the wind can blow up skirts better than my pervert hand and no one can get arrested or beat up for it…cuz the wind…like a super hero that lifts up skirts…is invisible….there has been so many times I’ve been walking and seen ass, panty and even vagina all thanks to the wind…and for that I’ve debated starting to recycle to save the planet cuz nature helps me and my masturbation….but ultimately I’m too lazy…. Here is Kourtney Kardashian getting a taste of wind I can only assume the family and their selling their soul to the devil is responsible for…but as the hot one, despite the 2 kids, it’s not as annoying or disgusting as if this was her older prostitute sister….if anything, I may even be a fan of this…but I will never admit that, since I have to hate the Kardashians and all they stand for…because you know, they are probably the worst humans to ever live. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Stella Hudgens Slutty Tween Pic of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what it is about girls wanted to grow up so fast….you know sexualize themselves at such a young age when they should be playing with barbies…but it must be the hormones in the foods…or maybe, just maybe, bitches have always been sluts who love male attention, who know their young hot bodies are there for a limited amount of time and who know that at 16, dudes want to fuck her even more so cuz they can’t….they have all the equipment, it is legal in most places, so keep up the slut…it is the only way to surpass your sister’s low level fame….

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Alicia Silverstone’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I would say this is offensive behavior on Alicia Silverstone’s part, you know taking her disgusting mom body and squeezing it into Lingerie, something that should be saved for an unhappy husband who has given up on life and sex alike now that he’s a father and married, you know dreading the nights he has to satisfy his wife, especially when she decides to sex things up to spice up the relationship, a miserable anxiety driver…..but I guess her half naked is better than her feeding her kid as a bird…She’s weird but not as weird as the idea of casting her to be in this shit…. She’s never been a sex kitten or a love interest in my masturbation fantasies, she’s definitely not now that she’s older and thicker, but here are the pics anyway…

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Kelly Brook’s Amazing Outtakes for NUTS Magazine of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kelly Brook is amazing as long as there is photoshop nearby….you see cuz she’s old as fuck and in order to rock tits like this….a bitch has got to have a square, large ass to go with it, but the second she’s half naked in photoshoots, she’s got the face and titties, that make it all ok, and we don’t even need to worry about the hours spent shaping her into whatever is going on here, cuz we like unrealistic expectations for our masturbation materials…and we like believing that there are super human pussy out there that probably don’t look anything like this, but at least they do a good job pretending….cuz she looks fucking awesome in these pics….

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Alex Morgan in Some Fit Nike Ads of the Day

Posted on September 4, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alex Morgan is an Olympic gold medal soccer player…and due to my serious fucking hatred of fat chicks…I have recently found a love for fit chicks…prior to fitness I was happy with coked up anorexic girls who had no muscle mass and were too weak to run from me…but now I am more up to the challenge…plus fit chicks are generally jacked on happiness and endorphines while addicts and drunks who starve themselves are just a fucking barrel of issues that I’d rather not deal with….so that is why I have turned to gyms and Nike ads for my masturbation material….I guess life is about change. here are the hot pics…

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Megan Medellin is hot

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s a darn awesome gallery of pics tweeted by a hot model named Megan. Continue reading →

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Nadya Octomom Suleman porn

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood

The first uncensored preview of Nadya Octomom Suleman had finally been released! Take a first look at this mega MILF celeb Nadya Suleman in her masturbation porn Continue reading →

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Charlize Theron Hot in Marie Claire France of the Day

Posted on June 8, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Charlize Theron is the OG South African HIV Probable pussy I wanted to fuck…She was the gateway HIV Probable Pussy to others like Candice Swanepoel….both all tall, lean, blonde and making it in America… She’s in Marie Claire France, in a sheet, looking like she just got fucked either willing or unwilling, at least that’s what I think of when I see a bitch in a sheet, unless I am in a Morgue, but unlike gay porn stars, and possiblyCharlize Theron’s mother who kileld her father, dead bodies aren’t porn to me, so I’m gonna stick with the original ignorant interpretation of this photoshoot that lacks nipples…but that is still kind of hot to those of us who have her 1999 Playboy pictures laminated and in our masturbation folder…..not that I have a masturbation folder filled with print ups of hot sluts, but I am sure some of your freaks do….Who cares…..

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Hot Models Showing Tits in Numero #93 of the Day

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Numero is a fashion magazine that gets hot models naked on the regular…which pretty much means it is a fashion magazine you can jerk off to….provided you are like me and consider fashion to be pornographic…cuz pornography has just got ugly, fake looking bitches that gets so repetitive and low budget that gotta get creative with your masturbation….you know take this shit to the next level of fear….. I don’t recognize any of these bitches….apparently one of the models is Edita Vilkeviciute, someone I have posted on before…but can’t point out in the crowd…cuz I have facial recognition blindness….and the other bitches are Sara Blomqvist, Skye Stracke,Taryn Davidson, Elsa Sylvan & Laura Blokhina…… I need to fuck models.

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