We here at Skin Central have a confession to make. We have failed you. It turns out that May is National Masturbation Month , a faptastic celebration of acts of self-love that we only found out about yesterday. True, every month is Masturbation Month here at Mr. Skin, but Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired as Attorney General in May 1995 for saying masturbation is fun and something something. Anyway, we really ought to have been at the vanguard of this masturbation celebration- the comics uber-nerds camped out for days to be the first ones to see The Avengers , and thus should we have been the first to tell you you are encouraged, nay, obligated , to jerk off more than usual in May. But it’s not too late! In penance, we humbly offer up Mr. Skin’s Masturbation Scenes playlist , featuring starlets like Natalie Portman and Shannon Elizabeth flicking the bean as well as edgy Euro babes like Lou Charmelle (above) and Elena Anaya giving themselves real lube jobs with vibrators and dildos. So grab your lucky sock and some lube, fire up the monitor, turn off your phone, and celebrate. Happy masturbating!
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14 Days of Fapping Left in National Masturbation Month [PIC]
