Attention everybody, we might as well call it early. Because here’s Xenia Deli in what’s got to be one of the best photoshoots of the year. I’m not sure what it’s for, but does it really matter? When you get the hottest woman on the planet in a thong, it doesn’t really matter what you’re selling. Magazines, lingerie, bedsheets, black-and-white cameras, I don’t care, I’m already sold. » view all 13 photos
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Xenia Deli Will Blow Your Mind
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Tagged context, does-it-really, Hollywood, hottest, invalid, might-as-well, missing, models, Pictures, stars, the-hottest, xenia deli, Year
I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Toni Garrn , but after seeing these pictures of her modelling bikinis for H&M, I’ll make sure to publish her as often as possible. She is Candice Swanepoel level hotness. Just look at that body and and try to take your eyes off the screen. It’s impossible! Enjoy!
Miley Cyrus is my spirit animal. I am not sure what that means, but I like to believe it’s some Native tradition that means we are connected at the soul, not that I care so much about being connected to her in anyway but her genitals, and maybe her bank account, because that’s what love is when you’re a broken down money making girl who has been supporting a team of people since you were 12…. She’s hot, she’s reinventing herself now that she’s broken up with her fiance, she’s doing this hip hop thing and taking being the white Nicki Minaj/Rihanna, whoever the fuck else she’s channeling in her pop crap that hip hop guys are eager to participate in, because she pays them to be her friend….and the good news is that she also pays us, via hot pics of herself… Like a tween girl, I’m a fan.
Tagged bikini sluts, daughter, friend, helena-bonham, hip-hop, miley cyrus, models, people-since, Pictures
Lucy Pinder and some other Glamour models are in the “When Boobs are Big” issue of NUTS, which is pretty much every issue of NUTS, but I guess now they’ve got into naming them, in order to differentiate the same fucking thing over and over again. Not that it is a bad same thing over and over again, like fucking your wife on a schedule when really all you want to do is fuck your 18 year old Daughter’s friends, in fact it’s a good repetitive thing, because big tits never get boring. I just feel like it is an office joke, they know that all it takes is a couple big titty bitches, in a photoshoot, and dudes will buy, but they have to keep re-packaging it, so that people don’t just jerk off to the one issue they bought, you know keep it fresh, an with ideas like “When Boobs are Big” – I can’t see how they can fail.
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Lucy Pinder and Others in the “When Boobs are Big” Issue of NUTS of the Day
Tagged because-big, bikini sluts, daughter, detected, glamour, helena-bonham, lucy pinder, missing, models, office-joke, Sexy Stars, stars, TMZ, Vogue, wife
SARA SAMPAIR is some Portuguese model who you may or may not know from the Victoria’s Secret catalog you are subscribed to since the 90s under a fake chick name, that still comes to your door every month, and that you re-visit when you’re bored of porn and feel like reliving 1992, but you probably wouldn’t recognize her, because despite being awesome, fit and amazing in a bikini, all their models are shot the same, in the same pose, and it’s hard to really tell them apart…until today, today she’s posing for L’Officiel Turkey, in a bikini, that is so different than WHEN SHE MODELS THIS , it’s like we’re looking at a whole new person… THat said, I kinda PREFER WHEN SHE’S CLIMBING THE MODEL LADDER NAKED
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Sara Sampaio for L’Officiel Turkey of the Day
Tagged celeb news, helena-bonham, Hollywood, invalid, lofficiel, models, Nsfw, sampaio, Sex, TMZ, Vogue, witchcraft
Her name is Noemie Lenoir, which in English translates to Noemie The Black, pretty racist. She’s from the ghetto of Paris, she’s 33 and was a topless model in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, those perverts, and a lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret. She’s not an actual stripper, she’s just pretending to be one for a paying job. But she is amazing…. Yes. Drunkenstepfather is officially the new Wikipedia. The Wikipedia of model tits on their quest to do more challenging topless work…..that I am into.
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Noemie Lenoir Topless Performance of the Day
Tagged black, celeb news, france-crazy, from-the-ghetto, Hollywood, invalid, models, noemie-lenoir, south-florida, Sports, tits-on-their, topless
Bar Refaeli has falling off. Here she is celebrating her birthday for social media looking like she’s another year older, because not all girls are made equally and that applies to models to. You see, there are some, like Cindy Crawford and Helena Christensen who just rock through their 50s, and still have that look that can stop a motherfucker in their tracks, thinking to themselves, what the fuck, they really make women like this, I thought it was a lie… While there are others, like Bar Refaeli, who had a good run, made good money, but it’s time to quit the gym, take on the hard drinking, eating and cocaine, because in Israel, she’ll always been Bar Refaeli, even when she turns into an old, fat Jewish Bubby. The good news, if you care about Bar Refaeli and her A-List hooking, is that despite looking a little soft in the mid-line, she’s still Bar Refaeli, and has always been overhyped and a little oversized, so these bikini pics, probably won’t offend you as much as they offend me. I guess I have high expectations for Bikini models I don’t pay to model bikinis, but sit on the side lines and judge in their bikinis, cuz being on the beach all day yesterday, I realize, there’s girls who aren’t models, with better bodies than the models you all lust after. Explain that.
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Bar Refaeli in a Bikini for her Birthday of the Day
Tagged beach, Hollywood, israel, jewish, models, News, quit-the-gym, south-florida, TMZ, topless
It wasn’t long ago that some chick from Victoria’s Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because “she was too obvious, too blond, and has the kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy”. Now I don’t completely disagree with this nut, but she did overlook that fact that Kate has the greatest rack in the business and if you’re a major lingerie company, you want those in your portfolio. Anyway, turns out Victoria’s Secret decided to use an old photo of Kate in their recent catalog, which can only mean: new Kate Upton Victoria’s Secret Lingerie sets are on their way.
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Tagged celeb news, Hollywood, Incredible, kate upton, models, Pictures, upton, victorias secret
The British Soap Opera Award happened and I am going to assume that it was probably the trashiest fucking event of all time…because Soap Operas in general are trash and the UK is filled with trash who love the shit….I mean it is the land of Glamour Models and blue collar people buying Calendars to satisfy their grey, toothless lives….it’s just expected that the girls who attend this shit are just garbage I want to ejaculate on….but not it….and here are a ton of pics…from Michelle Keegan to who the fuck cares….enjoy TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
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The British Soap Awards Brought out the Trash of the Day
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I believe Doutzen Kroes is the most underrated Victoria’s Secret angel! Here she is at the 66th Cannes Film Festival looking like a gorgeous fairy princess of sorts in that outfit. All she is missing is the wand and then one of my fantasies would be fulfilled. Speaking of wands, I got a hard one happening below my waist. Hmm… I think Doutzen is magical after all.
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Tagged celeb news, context, detected, doutzen-kroes, Fantasies, gorgeous-fairy, Hollywood, invalid, kroes, missing, models, Pictures, stars, waist
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