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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

Posted on December 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz , I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine , whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly , which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear. Continue reading →

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Charlotte McKinney Huge Florida Trash Tits Distract from her Face for Love Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve give Charlotte McKinney credit where credit is deserved….she does have massive tits, and she has been very good at using the strategically to get ahead. Whatever that means, or entails, Her life is a Christmas Miracle, well, really her tits are, her life is a series of strategic things she’s properly executed with those tits, like getting on TV and making herself household, far better than all her big titty florida trash friends who still work as cocktail waitresses and fuck black drug dealers…or worse…white middle managers…in khakis at the golf course…which if you’ve been to florida, you know those frat bros are all over the motherfucker… Either way, this may not be a real Christmas themed video or a Christmas miracle…or really anything but big tits on the beach…but at least the tits distract from that krampus face… The post Charlotte McKinney Huge Florida Trash Tits Distract from her Face for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted a couple holiday pics to her instagram, I guess she’s shooting a video, or maybe she’s just so tumblr artist weird that she does this shit in her house with her latch on friends because they are so weird and different all while being the fucking same… I guess I don’t hate what Miley has contributed to the world, in her getting naked ways, but I do think it’d be a more interesting artist statement if her instagram Christmas themed pic were a little more about her shitting out candy canes and/or gingerbread men..in close up pictures of her anus decorated as Santa’s village… Ya know… The post Miley Cyrus’s Christmas Dreams of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chloe Moretz Booty Shot is Modern and Luxurious of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Chloe Moretz for Modern Luxury magazine….because she’s modern, she’s luxurious, she’s it, she’s now, she’s current, she exists, and many nerdy dudes have jerked off to her when she was underage….THANKS MOM FOR PUTTING ME INTO SPANDEX SUPERHERO MOVIES WHEN I WAS 12…. But then again, she looks 40, so I don’t know, maybe that being 12 in that superhero movie was just hollywood magic as Hollywood hates working with kids, their unions are so annoying with their restrictions and requirements, so that it’s just easier to find an underdeveloped 18 year old to pay a 12 year old… I’m sure you’ve already thought of that while jerking off to her 12 year old body in that movie…it makes your perversion more acceptable… I am indifferent on this one, but when any girl is posing in stretches wearing leotards, I appreciate the effort…or in this case…the modern luxury… Here she is for XMAS!! With her Mom….or as she prefers to be called…her pimp… The post Chloe Moretz Booty Shot is Modern and Luxurious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Tisdale was a high school musical Disney girl…who I guess is tired of being ignored…or back burnered since the show ended…she’s in the paparazzi daily now, posting bikini selfies and doing editorial shoots for magazines… I assume she’s got something new to promote, whether it is a TV show, or a a movie she is starring in or producing…because when someone starts making noise before the general public forget who they are…you know they’re up to something… I prefer when they are too far gone and their noise making to be remembered or reinstated involves more sex videos and nudes… She’s always been the ugly face with a good enough body…lying about her age to play a younger character…you know the High School musical girl who didn’t get naked like the other High School Musical girl…but now she’s starting to show signs of making the right moves with bikini tops…so encourage her…since all girls naked are a good thing..even when they are a bad thing… The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alexandra Daddario in Modern Luxury of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People fucking love Alexandra Daddario. She’s currently in San Andreas, a blockbuster movie about the end of the world…or some natural disaster I think the world needs because humanity needs a reset, partially based on the fact that movies like San Andreas exists, but also based on the face that we’re all fucking doomed…and the way our society is built is twisted and not human at all.. She’s been at this acting thing for a long time, but is probably best known for her huge tits on True Detective…and has since lined up 3-4 movies because if you go viral for tits on a popular show…producers will take a risk on you for their projects…and I am sure people, including her boyfriend, are pretty happy about that. The post Alexandra Daddario in Modern Luxury of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Baby Name: What Does It Mean?

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

North West is clearly a ridiculous baby name. But according to a Kim Kardashian insider, it’s ridiculous for a reason you might not expect. Someone supposedly in the know tells TMZ that Kimye did not name its daughter North West due to the direction , but rather as a metaphor for “up.” Huh? “What’s North of North ? Nothing,” the source says, explaining that Kardashian and West see the moniker as their pinnacle, as their “North Star.” And Kris Jenner echoed this very odd sentiment today on The View , telling the hosts of her granddaughter’s name: “The way [Kim] explained it to me was that North means Highest Power, and she says that North is their highest point together… I thought that was really sweet.” It’s something alright. What do you think of the name North West?   I love it! So cute and different! Not the biggest fan, but it’s okay. LOL that is the dumbest baby name ever! View Poll »

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Amanda Bynes Says Drake Has Down Syndrome, Quickly Deletes Tweet

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Amanda Bynes’ Twitter rhetoric just got much uglier than her ugly list. The troubled star wrote a series of Tweets Tuesday afternoon that she quickly deleted, but not before their offensive content spread like wildfire online. Bynes’ target? None other than sometime celebrity crush Drake. Regarding the rapper’s GQ cover, Amanda said that the magazine “airbrushed @drake to make his eyes look like he doesn’t have down syndrome!” Mmmyeah. She then went on to say that despite her professions of love for the man, he “looks like sh*t both ways! I don’t like him so stop thinking I do!” You said you wanted him to murder your vagina , girl. Your words. Bynes has waffled on her feelings for Drake of late, but apologized for earlier insults and seemed to be a pretty big fan of the GQ spread until now. You know who doesn’t look like sh*t in Amanda’s eyes? Amanda herself. She just can’t wait to show all of you the video of Amanda Bynes’ nose job . Seriously. She had unnecessary plastic surgery for what she is calling a “birth defect” of “webbing” between her eyes and has a video of it she promises to post. She looks fabulous and is a survivor and a hero . Again, her words.

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Scottie Pippen: Accuser Called Me the N-Word and Spit on Me!

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Scottie Pippen, who apparently whomped a guy’s ass Sunday night, is claiming he attacked the “fan” in self-defense after being called the n-word and spat on. The NBA Hall of Famer says he was outside Nobu in Malibu when the drunk, overly aggressive guy who had been badgering him all evening accosted him. Pippen even agreed to take a photo with the man outside the restaurant, but the man continued to be aggressive, demanding an autograph as well. Scottie says he refused , only to have the man drop the n-bomb, shove him and spit on him – and his young daughter, at which point he lost it. The victim paid the price, as he was subsequently transported to a nearby hospital with severe injuries to his head, face, and back. While authorities are investigating the altercation, initial reports that they arrested Scottie Pippen as a result of this were false. He was not arrested. Story developing …

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Ireland Baldwin Covers Beach, Dons Bikini, Loves Apples

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ireland Baldwin has a message for Hailey Baldwin : Take this! As she battles her cousin for title of Family Hottie, the 17-year old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger poses in a bikini for the latest issue of Modern Luxury’s Beach. And she looks mighty fine while doing so! Aside from her svelte body, Baldwin shared a number of tidbits about herself with the publication: To which fictional character does she relate? “I lived in Africa for a little while so I was a real-life Cady Heron [from Mean Girls ].” What is her life mantra? “A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes,’ by Mahatma Gandhi.” What is her favorite social media platform? “Vine.” What is her favorite snack? “Almond butter on apple slices.”

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