Kelly Bensimon was a real house wife of some random city – which is code for a sugar baby who was married to some rich photographer in his 80s who still shoots for Maxim named Gilles Bensimon – who was previously married to the much hotter Elle Macpherson – but who ended up breeding with this one….because she is an opportunist…. She’s on the beach somewhere in a bikini and since it is christmas I figured what better time of year to zoom in on her 50 year old vagina and look at the weirdness going on down there…because I figure someone’s paid a lot of money to lick that – when the divorce is factored in and her settlement qualifies her being a NYC socialite….we might as well document how it degrades / rots / depending on who you ask…. Fascinating…. The post Staring at Kelly Bensimon’s Old Lady Alien Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emma Stone and her weird face bore me, but I guess every celebrity bores me, I don’t think they are worthy of their success, I don’t think their impact on the world is worth celebrating, I do think they are overpaid and it’s all a fucking scam…because their talent is irrelevant…and dancing monkeys should be treated as such….just distractions on real issues…not to mention what they do with their celebrity is often times as offensive as their celebrity in the first place…puppets…just fucking puppets who call themselves artists and who rich business guys throw money at because they like being part of whatever this rich person scene is…the worst… But people fucking love her….they go nuts for her…and seeing her in her grandmother’s vintage lingerie that may remind you of when your grandma would make you eat her out on family trips to visit her – because people have needs and your small hands fit nicely in her grandma cunt….turns them on…. They are like “omg she looks like she’s pregnant and she’s wearing NANNY’s nightgown”…and then they cum….all thanks to Rolling Stone and their vintage erotica fetish that I would argue, as an objective person who doesn’t find Emma Stone hot…isn’t hot at all…but it happened…..and really I’ve always said she’s got the sex appeal of a grandma – so long as you don’t have a grandma fetish….so this brings that point home… The post Emma Stone in Some Old Lady Lingerie for Rolling Stone of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Gavin Rossdale is pretty awful, right? He’s always seemed kind of slimy, and honestly, it’s 2016: why is Bush still a thing? Throw in all those rumors that his divorce from Gwen Stefani was brought on because of a sordid affair he had with their nanny , and, well, he’s pretty much the worst. But even though anyone with the tiniest bit of consideration would slither into the shadows after what happened with Gwen, Gavin is, for some unfathomable reason, still insisting on being famous . And not only is he still insisting on being famous, he took on the weirdest, most questionable role thinkable for a famous musician who just got divorced from Gwen Stefani. He’s on The Voice, guys. Well, he’s on the UK version of The Voice, but he’s a coach, just like Gwen — he spins around in a little red chair and everything. It’s awkward, isn’t it? He didn’t have to do a singing competition show, and if he did, he didn’t have to do Gwen’s show — the same show on which she found her new guy . It’s actually kind of creepy. And if you think that’s creepy, then just wait till you hear Gavin acknowledge how creepy it is. “It’s ironic,” he said about landing the exact same gig as his former wife. “It’s like nothing’s surprising anymore.” You can say that again. “She’s so incredible at it,” he went on. “I’ve watched her.” “She’s really, really brilliant at that show. She’s so natural at it. I hope that I’m just half as good as her.” This is, funnily enough, the first time that Gavin’s directly spoken about Gwen since she filed for divorce last year. He’s touched a little on the divorce itself though, and he did so just a couple of weeks ago in an interview with The Sunday Times. Hilariously, he said “It’s like, enough already. I’ve got to move on. Everyone has got to move on.” Really, bud? Because that seems like an awful lot of talk for someone who just took the exact same job as his ex-wife. If he really wanted to move on, he could have taken literally any other gig. But what fun would that be for a big ol’ creeper like Gavin? View Slideshow: 25 Most Shocking Cheating Scandals of All-Time
Her face is whatever, her body is amazing..she’s an it girl from instagram with millions of followers but who no one has ever hear of, the magic of social media…and having a hot body for millions of people on instagram who are probably 14 year olds and 40 year old perverts….the kind of people who love a hot body on instagram, for jerking off purposes, or just to stare at a hot body while scrolling through instagram, because they have nothing else going on…allowing people who don’t matter to matter at least within their own circle…selfie-ing all day…making money from brands by pushing the illusion they matter…in what is all really fucking cheesy…but not as cheesy as when she played this romantic, aspirational young love girl with a male model…something people, mainly pervert middle aged women in their terrible boring lives fell in love with – but it didnt’fool me – as fas as I’m concerned…she’s just a manipulative little fame whore – sugar baby – instagram model maneuvering like she was Tila Tequila…because this is what modern Tila Tequila looks like to a more sophisticated or savvy internet navigating crowd….bright half naked pics… Brands love this shit, they see followers and get boners, like you perverts…and these pics are probably from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot…because Sports Illustrated needs all the help they can get… She’s been on the getting naked for more attention kick, as she should…because this body…is best served naked…not rubbing up on her boyfriend…as he jumps out of a plane in Tahiti…in their life of luxury lie…she was just cast in because he’s gay and she fucks other rich guys…the life…so exciting. The post Alexis Ren Does Slutty Beach Photoshoots of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Daughters named after their fathers is always funny to me. I don’t know why, but it seems so fucking trashy….Josie Canseco…the amazingly hot daughter of Jose Canseco…who I guess was the patriarch of the house…because his wife, her mother was a cocktail waitress, low level model, stripper…or just a hot groupie into that Athlete money..who raised her baby to have similar morals and values, when she wasn’t pawned off on the nanny, because her key workload…her life work…her retirement package relied on this creature…a creature who has gone on to be a nude model…representative of the times we live in… It’s like be rich, have a trust fund, be hot, have access…yet choose nude… It’s on some troubled girl with daddy issues cliche that Donald Trump would say leads to great sex…and for any dude who has had sex with a crazy girl knows is true…and when it looks like this, is spoiled like this, has money like this…it becomes so much more fun… So her getting naked or topless on snapchat while eating is a sign trouble…the good kind of trouble that I think it’s anything but trouble…instead everything great…but I am also a pervert who sexualizes tits…in a world where you’re not allowed to sexualize tits…because girls are women and some women are genderless and everything is one big confusing mess…of non-sexualized tits…a political theory I can’t support while looking at tits. The post Josie Canseco’s Topless on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Zolciak is absolutely full of surprises. It surprises us every time she posts a bikini selfie and pretends like she didn’t edit it , even a little bit. It surprises us when she claims to have only had minimal plastic surgeries . And now, she’s really throwing us for a loop, because there are quite a few rumors floating around that Kim Zolciak is pregnant. Again. Check out this photo of Kim with Mario Lopez yesterday: A lot of people are seeing a possible baby bump there, or at least a little more roundness in her midsection than we’re used to seeing. Kim has six children, if you can believe it: she has daughters Brielle and Ariana from a former relationship, then when she married Kroy Biermann they had sons Kroy Jr. and Kash, then twins Kaia and Kane. After Kim gave birth to the twins, Kroy got a vasectomy, but vasectomies aren’t forever. In fact, in an episode of Don’t Be Tardy, the family’s reality show, that aired just a few weeks ago, Kim and Kroy were seen visiting a doctor to discuss how possible it would be for them to have additional children. Well, what actually happened was Kim went to see a doctor and she dragged a very reluctant Kroy along, but let’s not split hairs here. They were told that Kroy’s vasectomy could be reversed, but if they didn’t want to go that route, then Kroy could undergo a procedure in which a needle would sneak into his manly bits and procure a bit of sperm. After that fun little appointment, they went to another doctor — sounds like Kim is pretty intent on another baby, huh? — who suggested that since Kim is 38 and might have trouble conceiving, they combine some of that sperm with Kim’s eggs and just freeze some embryos. And then, in an interview Kim did last month, she was open about her desire to have more kids. “I love being a mom, I absolutely love it,” she said. “Maybe when Kroy isn’t in the NFL and I’m not filming every day. It would be nice to have a baby and enjoy it.” Well, if one her stipulations for baby-making is that Kroy be out of the NFL, it seems like now would be a pretty good time . Kroy, who was with the Atlanta Falcons for eight years, was traded to the Buffalo Bills earlier this year, but he was cut after only two weeks with them. He’s currently described as a “free agent” — sounds like he’d have plenty of time to help out with a new baby, right? So what do you think, does all this add up to yet another Kim Zolciak pregnancy? Or is the possible baby bump just evidence that she edits her selfies so much that it’s alarming and confusing to see her shaped like an actual human being? View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak TOTALLY Photoshops Bikini Selfies, Expert Says
Don’t you just love Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani together? They’re just such an unlikely couple, Blake with his country swagger and deer track tattoos and Gwen being the ultimate pop/rock princess. It’s sweet. It’s even sweeter because they’ve been together for a whole entire year now, if you can even believe it, and Gwen has been publicly gushing over Blake to commemorate their anniversary. “I can’t say anything but I’m so blessed,” she said in an interview this week. “It’s just crazy how much happened, you know what I mean? So many beautiful memories.” And she’s right, it is crazy that so much has happened in their relationship already — and it’s especially crazy to think about how they got together. Gwen and Blake both went through difficult divorces right before they started their relationship. Gwen filed for divorce from Gavin Rossdale in August 2015, allegedly because of a long affair he had with their nanny, and Blake filed for divorce from Miranda Lambert in July 2015, allegedly because he believed she was unfaithful. But while filming The Voice, Gwen and Blake found comfort in each other , and now, a year and approximately a billion rumored pregnancies and engagements later, it looks like they’ve found true happiness. … Or have they? Sorry to bring on this bit of sadness, but there’s a new report from Radar that claims that Blake recently met with Miranda behind Gwen’s back. And the details are just absolutely awful. According to the report, Blake and Miranda both attended a gala in Nashville, but Miranda’s boyfriend, singer Anderson East, and Gwen didn’t accompany them. Blake reportedly “complimented her on her newest song, ‘Vice,’ said she looked amazing and asked to have a private word with her.” Uh oh … He then told her that he’s been “carrying around a ton of emotional baggage and guilt since they divorced last summer.” “He told her he regretted how their split became so nasty, and even suggested he wished their marriage could have worked out. He also told Miranda he misses her!” If this is true, then obviously poor Gwen would take it pretty hard. This insider claims that “Gwen has always been insecure and jealous over Blake’s womanizing ways, but she’s going to be crushed when she learns he and Miranda are getting chummy again.” It probably goes without saying, but the source concludes by saying that “Blake and Miranda reconnecting could be the nail in the coffin for Blake’s relationship with Gwen.” View Slideshow: Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani: 11 Most Adorable PDA Moments Hopefully this is a bunch of nonsense, because can you even imagine how tragic this would be? Gwen’s been through enough already. Come on, world.
Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star Stevie J, a.k.a. Steven Jordan, is suing ex-partner Joseline Hernandez for defamation, a new report indicates. At issue? Her repeated, ridiculous accusations about his personal life and (allegedly) sordid behavior re: Satan, gay porn and child molestation. If you missed it, the (allegedly) pregnant Joseline and Stevie split up earlier this year, at which point she said he molested his daughter . Stevie, who has been taken to court multiple times for unpaid child support, has a child with co-star Mimi Faust – the child in question. Joseline also says Stevie is a deadbeat, and a devil-worshipper, and that she passed a lie detector test proving he watches gay porn . Suffice it to say, there’s no love lost between them, regardless of whether he’s the father of her unborn child, which remains up in the air. Or if the alleged child inside her is real, for that matter. More on the aforementioned baby bump in a sec. According to Stevie J, Joseline has been on a non-stop smear campaign against him, and has even enlisted a former nanny for reinforcements. Stevie J claims that the nanny is posting similar, outrageous and defamatory allegations about him social media, at Joseline’s direction. These aren’t run-of-the-mill claims, either. To hear Stevie tell it, Joseline went so far as to call the Georgia Division of Family and Children Services, accusing him of sexual abuse. She frequently makes incendiary claims about him to her 1.9 million followers on Twitter, but she’s also an unhinged pathological liar. Is Stevie J an upstanding citizen? That’s up for debate, but we can certainly say we do not trust what Josie says at face value … ever. When she gets the DFCS involved, however, that’s taking it to another level; Stevie J says that’s what prompted his defamation lawsuit. Her repeated slander and harassment has damaged his reputation and exposed him to public hatred and ridicule, the producer states. Stevie’s suing Joseline in search of damages … and more immediately, in hopes that a judge will force her to shut her damn yap ASAP. Now, as for that baby … There’s been talk of Joseline faking her pregnancy from the get-go, and if there’s any celebrity we can see attempting that, she’d be it. Seriously, with her track record, it’s almost believable. In fairness, though, talk of Joseline Hernandez’s fake baby bump seems to be just that – talk. Entertaining talk, for sure, but likely bogus. Assuming she really is pregnant, and we believe that she is, the bigger mystery is who knocked up the Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star. Right now, the candidates are Stevie J (initially assumed to be the dad, but far from a lock), Young Dro and an unnamed third fella. It’s as weird as it sounds and then some. View Slideshow: Joseline and Stevie J: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Feud Goes NUCLEAR! Since splitting from Joseline, Stevie has been dating Faith Evans and trying to avoid talking about Hernandez … for the most part. So who’s the baby daddy? Are Joseline and Young Dro even a thing anymore? And will Stevie claim – or try to avoid claiming – paternity of the little bundle of joy? Should make for an interesting reveal in the delivery room – or when we watch Love & Hip Hop Atlanta online next season – for sure. VH1 execs? Loving this.
Gavin Rossdale got candid like never before (except for maybe the time that he was boning the nanny ; he was probably pretty candid with her, then) in an interview with The Sunday Times, revealing that he’s had enough . To be fair, we’ve had enough, too, and we’re sure Gwen has, as well, but Rossdale doesn’t really get that pass when it comes to discussing the marriage that he effectively ruined. He told the mag, “It’s, like, enough already. I’ve got to move on.” “Everyone has got to move on,” he said pointedly. “For me, it’s just thinking about the boys and how to prioritize them,” he added. “That’s the driving force behind everything.” “You just have to…I don’t know,” he trailed off. “Somehow you have to put one foot after the other and make it happen.” “I have an incredible life with [my children] and that’s what matters,” he revealed. “You can’t keep up with all the vitriol. Just don’t get into all that.” Easy to say when you’re the one who caused the marriage to crumble, but we digress. Gavin surely put one…something in front of something else when he stepped out on Gwen. And now that he’s talking about putting his children as a “priority,” we have to wonder what the hell he was doing before the divorce (besides the nanny. Definitely the Gwen-hated nanny ). Bizarrely enough, Gwen’s sole focus throughout the entire divorce ordeal appeared to be her children, and protecting them from the media and the fallout of the split. Gwen was super closed-off when it came to revealing the more intimate details of her separation from their father, yet Gavin’s just now trying to figure out how to prioritize them? Here’s a pro-tip, Rossdale – you don’t prioritize your children. They should be at the very top of your list, and you prioritize around them. In a similar vein, that’s what you’d do with your wife – if you still had one, that is. Previously, Gwen told Harper’s Bazaar that her life, post-split, was a nightmare . She said, “It was…hell. Like, six, seven, eight months of torture, trying to figure out this big secret .” “My dreams were shattered, she continued. “All I wanted my whole life was to have babies, be married.” View Slideshow: 27 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces
North West, Sebastian “Bash” Thomaz And Annalise Bishop Give Us Cuteness Overload How cute is Northie with her little double buns and Supreme swag… She’s definitely giving us Minnie Mouse vibes here. KimYe’s oldest kiddo was photographed Friday in Tribeca leaving her parents apartment with her nanny. This face is Kanye West ALL DAY! Hit the flip for more great celebrity kid photos, including video of Wiz Khalifa’s son Bash bowling and Jamie Foxx taking his daughter to see Drake SplashNews
