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January Jones Topless Big Titty Scarecrow of the Day

January Jones, who may be better known as Alex Jones’ wife, Jordyn Jones ‘ mom, or Genevieve Jones’ auntie, TOM Jones’ estranged wife, Norah Jones’ cousin….the Mr Jones the Counting Crows used to sing of when they were a band, yes she’s that old, the Dr Jones Aqua used to sing about….January, who was born in February, making her name make no sense to me…the single mother with a guy she never leaked to the press, which will do well for her kid, knowing his dad never loved him, because he doesn’t exist in anything more than hush money….has officially….pulled out her tits for the internet because tits get hits and the only thing good about this slag is her tits…it’s the reason she exists….it’s what makes her January Jones….so why the fuck not get topless on social media, the device or platform designed to make all these ego narcissistic sluts get naked. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post January Jones Topless Big Titty Scarecrow of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Norah Jones To Perform ‘Ted’ Oscar-Nominated Song At Academy Awards

Grammy Award-winning singer-songwriter Norah Jones has been tapped to perform “Everybody Needs a Best Friend” from the 2012 feature Ted , Oscar telecast producers Craig Zadan and Neil Meron said Monday. This will be Jones’ first time performing for the Oscar ceremony. The song, which is nominated for an Original Song Oscar, contains lyrics by Ted writer-director Seth MacFarlane with music by Walter Murphy. “I had such a great time recording this song with Seth, and was thrilled to find out that it was nominated for an Oscar,” said Jones in a statement. “Getting to perform it at such a prestigious event, which my friend is hosting, is a once in a lifetime opportunity.” Jones hit the world stage with the 2002 release of her debut “Come Away With Me,” which sold more than 10 million copies and earned her five Grammy Awards. follow-ups include successful solo albums – “Feels Like Home” (2004), “Not Too Late” (2007), “The Fall” (2009), and “Little Broken Hearts” (2012) – as well as two albums with her country collective, The Little Willies.  The 2010 compilation “…Featuring Norah Jones” included collaborations with an array of artists such as Willie Nelson, Outkast, Herbie Hancock and Foo Fighters.  Jones’s songs have been featured many times on motion picture soundtracks, and she made her feature film acting debut in My Blueberry Nights in 2007. The 2013 Oscar telecast will take place Sunday, February 24 in Hollywood, hosted by Seth MacFarlance. Everybody Needs A Best Friend Lyrics: My words are lazy
 My thoughts are hazy
 But this is one thing I’m sure of
 Everybody needs a best friend
 I’m happy I’m yours You got a double 
Who brings you trouble
 And though you’re better without me
 Everybody needs a best friend
 I’m happy I’m yours A fool could see decidedly
 That you’re a ten and I’m a three
 A royal brie is what you need
 So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me Oh you got a headful of someone dreadful
 But have that someone who adores you
 Everybody needs a best friend 
I’m happy I’m yours A fool could see decidedly
 That you’re a ten and I’m a three
 A royal brie is what you need
 So how did you come to be stuck with a bummer like me Oh you got a headful of someone dreadful 
And yet lest that someone who adores you
 Everybody needs a best friend
I’m happy I’m yours

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‘High-Concept, Low-Budget’ Ouija Hatched at Universal

Just when it looked like we might dodge a movie based on Ouija (which even McG had the good taste and common sense to abandon at Paramount), along came Universal to pluck the Hasbro property out of turnaround like a dusky Goodwill relic. And now, with a release date looming, the studio has handed the project off to a new team that will get it in shape for 2013. But wait — it gets better. Variety reports that Knowing screenwriters Juliet Snowden and Stiles White will do both the scripting and directing honors for co-producers Michael Bay and Jason Blum, the latter of whose Paranormal Activity franchise will serve as the “high-concept, low-budget model” for Ouija . OK? I mean, I have difficulty envisioning anything engineered to move a board game off Wal-Mart shelves as “high-concept,” but low-budget, sure: Previous reports put the project’s budget, whose previous incarnation at the ‘Mount totaled a very, very ill-advised $150 million, at under $10 million. And even that might be too much under the circumstances — didn’t Breaking Bad already corner the market on foreboding uses of Ouija? Just bring back the Salamanca cousins! [ Variety ]

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Guess Who’s Not So Amused by Ted’s 9/11 Joke

“A 9/11 joke didn’t go down well during a showing of new movie Ted attended by former mayor Rudy Giuliani and wife Judith in the Hamptons on Sunday night. In one scene, Ted — the misanthropic CGI teddy bear in the film — asks singer Norah Jones about her nationality, then shockingly spits back, ‘Whatever. Thanks for 9/11.’ ‘No one in the theater laughed,’ the Hamptons spy said. ‘The joke fell completely flat.’ They added the audience ‘had too much respect for the mayor’ to make light of the disaster. But Rudy and Judi were later seen enjoying the rest of their night in the Hamptons.” Whew . [ NYP via NYM ]

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Guess Who’s Not So Amused by Ted’s 9/11 Joke

“A 9/11 joke didn’t go down well during a showing of new movie Ted attended by former mayor Rudy Giuliani and wife Judith in the Hamptons on Sunday night. In one scene, Ted — the misanthropic CGI teddy bear in the film — asks singer Norah Jones about her nationality, then shockingly spits back, ‘Whatever. Thanks for 9/11.’ ‘No one in the theater laughed,’ the Hamptons spy said. ‘The joke fell completely flat.’ They added the audience ‘had too much respect for the mayor’ to make light of the disaster. But Rudy and Judi were later seen enjoying the rest of their night in the Hamptons.” Whew . [ NYP via NYM ]

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Adele’s Grammy Haul: How Much Did It Weigh?

British songstress joins a list of big winners with heavy Grammy armloads, including Beyonc

Lady Gaga’s Born This Way Big Debut: Where Does It Rank?

Gaga’s latest posted the 10th-biggest week in SoundScan history. By James Montgomery Lady Gaga Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage By now, you’re probably aware that Lady Gaga’s Born This Way is the #1 album in the country, selling an impressive 1,108,000 copies in its first week of release. You’re probably also aware that her first-week tally is the highest in more than six years, since 50 Cent’s The Massacre moved more than 1,140,000 copies back in March 2005. But what you might not be aware of is just where Born This Way ‘s big debut ranks among the all-time greats. According to Billboard , since the debut of the SoundScan era in 1991, only 17 albums have sold more than 1 million copies in a week … and Born This Way ‘s bow lands on the very edge of the top 10. Ahead of BTW on the list are a myriad of albums from early-2000s teen-pop sensations, including two released from ‘NSYNC — No Strings Attached, which holds the record for the biggest one-week sales number in SoundScan history (it sold a whopping 2.4 million copies in 2000), and the follow-up, 2001’s Celebrity, which sold 1.89 million in a week — the Backstreet Boys’ Black & Blue and Millennium, and Britney Spears’ Oops! … I Did It Again. Eminem also placed a pair of albums in the all-time top 10 — 2000’s The Marshall Mathers LP and 2002’s The Eminem Show — and 50 Cent and the Beatles are represented too. In fact, the top 10 is dominated by male artists: Only Spears (and now Gaga) have made the cut. And of the 17 albums to break the million mark in the SoundScan era, only five are by female artists, including Whitney Houston’s “The Bodyguard” Soundtrack, Norah Jones’ Feels Like Home and Taylor Swift’s Speak Now also accomplished the feat. So while Born This Way ‘s debut is certainly massive, it’s by no means the most massive … Here’s a look at the list of albums that have sold more than 1 million copies in a week, with sales data courtesy of Nielsen SoundScan. (And yes, Limp Bizkit is on the list.)

Bonnaroo 2010 Lineup Includes Jay-Z, Weezer, Flaming Lips

Norah Jones, Wale, Flaming Lips, the xx also announced in gradual MySpace reveal. By James Montgomery Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo Photo: Chris Weeks/ WireImage Jay-Z, Weezer, and the Flaming Lips are among the first batch of artists confirmed for the 2010 Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, to be held June 10-13 in — as always — Manchester, Tennessee. Artists are being announced in a series of rolling reveals that will continue throughout the day on Bonnaroo’s MySpace page . Tickets for the fest are on sale now through its official site , with a four-day pass running $234.50. An RV pass (if you want to experience the fest in luxury) will cost an extra $150. As in previous years, Bonnaroo is also offering attendees the opportunity to purchase tickets on an installment plan. Other early confirmations for Bonnaroo 2010 are Norah Jones, comedian/ Grammy-winning bluegrass enthusiast Steve Martin (with his Steep Canyon Rangers), Wale, Regina Spektor, John Fogerty, the Avett Brothers, Medeski, Martin and Wood, Ingrid Michaelson, Bassnectar, Phoenix and hotly tipped Brits the xx. Jay-Z has already been announced as a headliner for the 2010 Coachella Festival, to be held April 16-18 in Indio, California. The Flaming Lips will be joined by Stardeath and the White Dwarves (the band fronted by Lips’ main man Wayne Coyne’s nephew) and — much like they did in a raucous Oklahoma City New Year’s Eve show — the groups will be performing Pink Floyd’s epic Dark Side of the Moon album. News of Weezer’s confirmation actually leaked earlier in the day, when the band tweeted that they would be performing at the 2010 ‘Roo. Through various online sources, the fest’s other rumored acts include the Dave Matthews Band and Georgia metallers Baroness. But the only way to get the latest confirmations is to head over to Bonnaroo’s MySpace page, where a new band is being announced every five minutes. Related Artists Weezer The Flaming Lips Regina Spektor Wale Norah Jones Phoenix

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Norah Jones, Wale, Flaming Lips, the xx also announced in gradual MySpace reveal. By James Montgomery Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo Photo: Chris Weeks/ WireImage Weezer, the Flaming Lips and Phoenix are among the first batch of artists confirmed for the 2010 Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival, to be held June 10-13 in — as always — Manchester, Tennessee. Artists are being announced in a series of rolling reveals that will continue throughout the day on Bonnaroo’s MySpace page . Tickets for the fest are on sale now through its official site , with a four-day pass running $234.50. An RV pass (if you want to experience the fest in luxury) will cost an extra $150. As in previous years, Bonnaroo is also offering attendees the opportunity to purchase tickets on an installment plan. Other early confirmations for Bonnaroo 2010 are Norah Jones, comedian/ Grammy-winning bluegrass enthusiast Steve Martin (with his Steep Canyon Rangers), Wale, Regina Spektor, John Fogerty, the Avett Brothers, Medeski, Martin and Wood, Ingrid Michaelson, Bassnectar and hotly tipped Brits the xx. The Flaming Lips will be joined by Stardeath and the White Dwarves (the band fronted by Lips’ main man Wayne Coyne’s nephew) and — much like they did in a raucous Oklahoma City New Year’s Eve show — the groups will be performing Pink Floyd’s epic Dark Side of the Moon album. News of Weezer’s confirmation actually leaked earlier in the day, when the band tweeted that they would be performing at the 2010 ‘Roo. Through various online sources, the fest’s other rumored acts include Jay-Z, the Dave Matthews Band and Georgia metallers Baroness. But the only way to get the latest confirmations is to head over to Bonnaroo’s MySpace page, where a new band is being announced every five minutes. Related Artists Weezer The Flaming Lips Regina Spektor Wale Norah Jones Phoenix

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