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Dylan Penn for Some Catalog of the Day

Dylan Penn is average at best…you know if you were to find her standing randomly on the street somewhere… But when you factor in that her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright….all of a sudden that is what takes over…and average looking turns into modeling contract, and modeling contract turns into campaigns, because idiots like me, think people care about celebrity kids, their spoiled brat, raised by monster self involved rich cunts because people do care…people have nothing better to do that obsess over these idiots who have become the icons, or cool kids of our generation, when they are really just rich, scam artist garbage… Either way, here’s the campaign..if you’re into that shit, and you are, because she’s the in to that world…and didn’t have to suck dick to get there…which I guess is boring…but can balance out when you think of all the dick she probably has sucked thanks to being a fucked up rich kid in a fucked up rich world… The post Dylan Penn for Some Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster in a River of the Day

I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund…. The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right.. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you.. Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models. The post Hipster in a River of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus of the Day

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards… Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout? And I am all about this.

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Miley Cyrus of the Day

Miley Cyrus of the Day

Attention seeking, stain on the younger generation, unauthentic hipster, who like most other hipsters, are just misguided rich kids with nothing better to do, seeking acceptance and purpose, because they don’t have to work normal jobs, and being weird amongst themselves, just feels cool….Miley Cyrus….brought her artistic interpretative social media performance art….that her peers will celebrate because they are paid….posting the above pic and the below comment…in what I guess is instagram english…thanks to the world being filled with young, porno influenced retards… Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I’ll get mo followahhhzzzz? #shouldigrowmyhairout? And I am all about this.

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Old Man Tells A Dirty Joke

There’s nothing better than an old man telling a dirty joke. This one is sure to make you laugh.

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Jessica Lowndes Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I look at this picture of Jessica Lowndes and so many things come rushing through my head…like how did I not know her, since we are both Canadian, and I pride myself on knowing every Canadian girl I want to have sex with, and if I don’t know them, that means they don’t exist, or maybe they escaped Canada to be low level famous in California, skipping all our Maple Syrup / Moose / Figure Skating / Igloo Parties… I’m like thinking to myself, that ass is great, even if it is an instagram cry for attention, as we are in the generation of Hormones in the food, fat asses, made round with squats by girls with nothing better to do with their time… I don’t care if it is a cry for attention, or a “Hey, I’m here”…I get to stare at it..like she wants us to do… But then…I watch her “Boat Party Video” And I realize she’s a fucking loser…I’m talking lame, boring, cheesy even with bad taste in music…loser who I wouldn’t want to be next to…unless she was sitting on my face… The life lesson we can learn from Jessica Lowndes’ ass is that great ass doesn’t make great people…

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More Paulina Slagter Bikini Pictures

I guess Ryan Phillipe wants to keep rubbing what a lucky bastard he is in our faces, because here’s another set of sexy bikini pictures from his law school hottie girlfriend Paulina Slagter today. And hey, I hope they keep ‘em coming, because there’s nothing better than daily doses of hot nobodies in bikinis. It’s what this site was founded on. And speaking of rubbing something in our faces, I’d love to [redacted]. Sorry, this is a family site, remember? Just enjoy the bikini pictures, you pervs. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Chanelle Hayes Slims Down

I barely recognized Chanelle Hayes in these pictures, and not just because I have a hard time keeping track of all the busty British nobodies out there. She got skinny! See, here she is posing in a bikini next to a cutout of her old chubby self , and congrats to Chanelle for losing all that weight, because she’s definitely looking much healthier these days. That said, I know I’ve posted a lot of weird lesbian fantasies on this site, but sorry guys, this one is too much even for me. Still for any of you perverts out there who this is working for, enjoy, you weirdos. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Kat Graham Is Working On Her Fitness

Because there’s nothing better than hotties working out for the paps in the park, here’s Vampire Diaries cutie Kat Graham showing off how flexible she can get while out for a jog. And considering we normally only get to see Kat here dressed like a total freak show , I think this just might be my favorite outfit she’s ever worn. I do have one small issue with these pictures though: why didn’t the paparazzi get the reverse shot here ? Talk about a missed opportunity. That could’ve been Pulitzer material. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kat Graham Is Working On Her Fitness

Because there’s nothing better than hotties working out for the paps in the park, here’s Vampire Diaries cutie Kat Graham showing off how flexible she can get while out for a jog. And considering we normally only get to see Kat here dressed like a total freak show , I think this just might be my favorite outfit she’s ever worn. I do have one small issue with these pictures though: why didn’t the paparazzi get the reverse shot here ? Talk about a missed opportunity. That could’ve been Pulitzer material. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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