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Larissa Lima Confirms She Joined Tinder: Don’t Forget to Swipe Right!

Last week, we reported that  90 Day Fiance  star  Larissa Lima joined Tinder . The reality villain was seen on the dating app just weeks after her split from Colt. Some wondered if the account was the real deal. Now, Larissa herself has taken to social media to confirm it. Even as we reported that a seemingly legit Larissa account had appeared on Tinder, we noted that we could not 100% confirm that it was her. (She would not have been the first  90 Day Fiance  star to have someone create a fake Tinder account in her name) Fortunately, Larissa has used her Instagram Stories to clear the air. “I joined on Tinder,” Larissa confirms. “Yeah, it’s me.” She then invites her fans and followers to see if they can match with her. She writes: “Don’t forget to swipe right!!!” Larissa’s admission continues, as she promises to elaborate on her experiences so far. “I will make a video later,” Larissa announces. In the video, she writes, she will be “talking about my first Tinder experience.” Note that she said on her profile that she’s not looking to hook up, so we don’t expect any axplicit details. “It has been fun and hilarious,” Larissa concludes. We can only imagine so. Just because Larissa is back on the market, don’t expect for Colt Johnson to suddenly become jealous. First of all, the dude  offered to give her away in a creepy Cameo video . We know that he was probably saying what a fan asked him to say, but he could have turned them down. Second of all, Coltee himself is definitely back on the market. (Considering  Colt’s cheating scandal  from December, there’s considerable question as to whether he was ever  off  the market) As we reported last week, he has been chatting with various women and told at least one that his ex-wife tried to make him believe he was a bad person. During that same creepy Cameo video, Colt issued a halfhearted warning to any of Larissa’s potential suitors. In the video, he advised them to cover up their vulnerable areas. Clearly, he was alluding to the accusations of domestic violence that he leveled against Larissa, resulting in her latest arrest. She told fans on Instagram that she scratched his lip, and insisted that it was purely in self-defense. Larissa had a number of wounds on her face and torso. It appears that Colt wishes for police and fans to believe that Larissa’s injuries were self-inflicted. Some fans believe that. Others are not convinced. Larissa may be in very real danger of deportation. Part of that is her divorce from Colt. The other factor is her latest arrest — making three arrests for domestic battery in a span of seven months. However, if Larissa can prove to immigration officials that she was the one who was abused, then she could potentially avoid deportation. Her friend, Carmen, has stated that she has multiple photos that she has received — photos of injuries to Larissa that the public has never seen. If that is true, it could go a long way towards helping her to prove her case in court. In real life, Larissa and Colt are dating different folks these days. However, their time as a couple on 90 Day Fiance is not done. Back in December, Larissa let it slip that she and Colt had filmed for 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After? It is believed that the couple had finished filming for that spin-off series when they had their massive, final fight on January 10. If so, viewers will get more insight into the final months of their brief, troubled, toxic marriage. View Slideshow: Larissa Lima Shares Shocking Photos of Bloody Fight With Colt Johnson; 90 Day Fiance Star Arrested [BREAKING]

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Meghan Markle Uses Bananas to Inspire Prostitutes

You might think that royal life is all high tea and beheadings, but it turns out there’s real work involved, and the penalty for choosing not to participate is a stern finger-wagging from the peasants. Okay, so it’s not as severe as the consequences you would face if you decided to stop showing up for work, but the idea of being nationally shamed for your laziness would probably be enough to get your arse off the throne from time to time. Obviously, we kid the Royals only because our forefathers fought a very fancy war with drums and ponytails to secure that right for us. Anyway, we’re sure quite a few of them take real pride in their community outreach work and are motivated by more than just the fear of a withering glare from the Queen during the traditional St. Reginald Day feast of blood pudding and silence. Meghan Markle, for example, has reportedly thrown herself into her work in a way that few royals in recent history could match. Her devotion to bettering the lives of the most marginalized Brits has earned comparisons to Prince Charles’ wife, Camilla Parker Bowles Camilla is widely admired for her willingness to take on less photo-op-friendly causes, such as mental health, addiction treatment, and racial justice. Now, it seems Meg is following in her mum-in-law’s footsteps by reaching out to at-risk communities that many might prefer to ignore. Meghan Markle: Bananas For Prostitutes That’s Meghan writing inspirational slogans on bananas at One25 — an organization that reaches out to sex workers in the Bristol region. “I saw this project this woman had started somewhere in the States on a school lunch program,” Meghan told reporters. “On each of the bananas she wrote an affirmation, to make the kids feel really, like, empowered. It was the most incredible idea – this small gesture.”  In the video above, Meg can be heard to remark: “I am in charge of the banana messaging.” She proceeded to adorn each nanner with a special message such as: “You are special,” “You are strong,” “You are brave” and “You are loved.” Each one was reportedly adorned with “a tiny heart.” “That really touched me — and I’m not even a royalist,” One25 CEO Anna Smith told reporters. “She had clearly listened and heard what we are all about — that we don’t judge, we simply offer the service and unconditional love. She totally got it.” You’re not alone, Anna. Our cynical American hearts are touched AF over here. The official statement from Kensington Palace describes the organization thusly: “One25 in Bristol – a charity that helps women break free from street sex work, addiction and other life-controlling issues, through practical and emotional support.” So while the situation is rife with potential for cheap jokes about bananas and prostitutes, Meghan’s work with One25 is actually quite admirable. After all, charity work isn’t all homeless puppies and bake sales. Hopefully, Meghan’s example will serve to remind millions that addicts and sex workers are human beings, too. And hopefully, the British tabloid press will be inspired to focus more on Meghan’s charity work and less on her feud with Kate Middleton . We kid, of course — that will never happen. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle vs. Kate Middleton Feud: Tearing William and Harry Apart?!

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New Jersey Man Charged After HILARIOUS Fake Slip-and-Fall: WATCH!

A New Jersey man is facing charges after he was caught on film faking a slip-and-fall incident at work. A lot of crime videos are appalling and deeply disturbing; this one is genuinely hilarious, which is why we've included it. You're welcome. The Middlesex County Prosecutor's Office released this video of security footage in which a man identified as Alexander Goldinsky can be seen. The video originates from the man's workplace breakroom. Throughout the video, he appears to be constantly checking his surroundings to make sure that there are no witnesses. Then, he can be seen filling up a cup with ice from an automated dispenser. Once Goldinsky has the cup of ice, he spills the cubes onto the floor. Presumably, his intention was to make it appear that others had left the cubes sitting there on the slick surface of the floor. Noticeably, the break room does not appear to have a non-stick mat in front of the machine, though many establishments would. (Non-stick mats can reduce the risk of falls and may also be designed to trap water to contain spills like the one that this man fabricates.) In any case, he sizes up the cubes, taking a look at where they have fallen, and prepares his next move. His next move is not actually to fall, but to move onto his back, leaning into the counter as he does so. This might make it appear that he has fallen, especially when he first steps upon one of the ice cubes. By positioning himself carefully, he clearly hopes to avoid actually injuring himself while falling. The downside of this is that it requires no witnesses (but also less physical risk and less skill). Also, there would not be a thud of falling to attract people's attention. Once on the ground, Goldinsky knew that he had to wait to be found. Suffice it to say, it didn't work out. Security cameras captured this hilarity and 57-year-old resident of Randolph, New Jersey was arrested on January 15. He is charged with both insurance fraud and with theft by deception. The company that he attempted to defraud is located in Woodbridge, New Jersey, but has not been identified by name. He is said to have worked there as an independent contractor. Police say that this case remains an active investigation, and are hoping that members of the public will contact them with any relevant information. (We can only guess that they are wondering if this man has sued other establishments for alleged falls.) For his part, Goldinsky claims to CBS that “I didn't do it, it was a mistake.” Prosecutors, however, say that the video speaks for itself. On the surface, this is either a cynical crime or a genuinely entertaining video. Maybe a little of both. You tell us!

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The Finesse Fell Through: New Jersey Man Caught On Tape Faking A ‘Slip and Fall’ For Insurance Fraud

Source: Westend61 / Getty Man Fakes A Fall At Work And Gets Charged With Fraud A man from New Jersey has officially been charged with fraud after surveillance footage showed him faking a “slip and fall” at his former workplace, according to reports from   CBS . The (honestly kind of hilarious) video shows 57-year-old Alexander Goldinsky purposely turning over a cup of ice onto the floor of his office’s break room. After then throwing the cup in the garbage, he walks back over and steps on an ice cube, and very unconvincingly “falls” on the floor. The man stayed there, laying on his back until he was discovered, CBS reports. Following this poor attempt at some insurance money for his “accident,” Goldinsky was later arrested on January 15 and charged with insurance fraud and theft by deception since, ya know, the fall seems completely non-accidental . The incident took place last year at an unidentified company in New Jersey, where Goldinsky was employed as an independent contractor. Following his arrest, he was released with a summons until he has to go to court in February. “Yes, I was brought to the police department,” he said to CBS New York. “I didn’t do it, it was a mistake.” But, on the contrary, authorities believe that the footage clearly shows he faked the fall. Following the incident, Goldinsky filed a claim for an ambulance and medical care at a hospital for the injuries he allegedly suffered. This is still an open and active investigation, according to prosecutors. The New Jersey Attorney General Gurbir Grewal is taking a bigger interest in cracking down on insurance fraud within the state, according to CBS New York. If you haven’t seen the video of Alexander Goldinsky’s “fall” just yet, take a peek down below. #Busted New Jersey man accused of faking a fall caught on camera. https://t.co/eVS5WxwoBl pic.twitter.com/ELB2cM42sH — Derick Waller (@wallerABC7) February 1, 2019  

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So Sad: Beefed Up Dad Admits He Flung Deceased Newborn Over A Couch Because He Was “Tired”

Getty Images Wow. Dad Admits To Throwing Newborn Across Room, Causing Baby’s Death A Kentucky dad was arrested this week for killing his 3-month-old baby who suffered multiple head fractures according to a WLKY report. Louisville cops say it took Cody Bates a long time to admit that he killed his own baby until they questioned him over and over about it. A first he had said the boy just “fell”. But, his story wasn’t consistent with the baby’s injuries. The brawny looking pop eventually told police he was “just tired” while he was caring for his son and meant to throw the tiny baby to a couch. Well, Bates missed the couch but a long shot and the baby went flying over it and onto the floor, causing his death. “I was standing right about the middle of the table. I flung him over, and he missed this thing and actually hit the floor right there with his head up,” Bates told police. “I was just tired. I over-slung my son.” Bates is in custody and not allowed to have any contact with the family of his son’s mother.

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Baby Falls Eight Stories in Arms of Suicidal Mother, Survives

Horrific and miraculous news this week out of Harlem. An unnamed woman plunged to her death yesterday near Bradhurst Avenue, committing suicide while cradling her one-year one son in her arms. Incredibly, the infant survived. Steven Dominguez, a witness, described what he saw to Pix11 : “I heard like a small scream, like a yell, and I noticed something falling from the sky.” He continued: “The baby bounced off her chest onto the floor, face down and was crying. My mother tried to pick up the baby, but there was already a detective there, and it was his responsibility after that. I wish I never witnessed that. But I wish I nobody ever has to witness that. It’s disturbing, and horrible.” Neighbors confirm the 45-year old mother was a married attorney and that she was heard arguing in her apartment approximately three hours before her death. The one-year old is recovering at a nearby hospital.

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MC Chris Apologizes for Giving Concert Goer the Boot

MC Chris has taken to YouTube to apologize for his behavior at a concert in Philadelphia on Tuesday night. Here’s what went down: An attendee named Mike Taylor posted a Tweet that was critical of MC’s opening act, Richie Branson. He then went to the lobby and couldn’t believe his ears, as Chris apparently read the message and called Taylor out on stage.

TSA Ain’t Isht: Man Claims Airport Nazis Spilled Dead Grandfather’s Ashes Marked “Human Remains” On The Floor And Laughed About It

Man Says TSA Spilled Dead Grandfather’s Ashes During Security Check SMH: An Indiana man says a TSA agent at Orlando International Airport opened a jar carrying his grandfather’s ashes and accidentally spilled about a third of them on the floor while using her finger to sift through the material, RTV6 reports. John Gross says he is asking for an apology from TSA officials and the worker over the recent incident, the Indianapolis TV station reports. RTV6 says Gross was carrying home the remains of his grandfather, Mario Mark Marcaletti, a Sicilian immigrant from central Indiana, in a tightly sealed jar marked “Human Remains.” Gross says he explained to the agent what it was, but that she opened the jar and began sifting through the ashes, eventually spilling about a third of the contents onto the floor. “She didn’t apologize,” Gross tells RTV6. “She started laughing. I was on my hands and knees picking up bone fragments. I couldn’t pick up all, everything that was lost. I mean, there was a long line behind me.” TSA procedures, the TV station notes, call for using X-ray equipment in such cases and that under “no circumstances” are human remains to be opened. Wow that is truly horrible. What’s your worst TSA experience? Source

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