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Emma Stone’s Invisible Legs of the Day

Do you want to know what I think about Emma Stone? Either do I. My opinion doesn’t matter. No one cares about whether I think she’s overrated or has an annoying mouth or that she doesn’t deserve any of the success she’s seen because I know so many more average looking girls who look better than this average looking girl. I just assume she was thrown down some nerd throat and as nerds do, they obsess over things, thanks to their autism, and in obsessing over things, end up staging weddings with cardboard cutouts or robots they made in their shed that look like their own Emma Stone… I also think her skinny legs, despite loving skinny legs, are a little too transparent and even discgusting…and that’s why I decided to dedicate a post to them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Samantha Gradoville for Transmission #3 by Dylan Forsber of the Day

Her name is Samantha Gradoville and she is an American model, unlike the entire Roster of Victoria’s Secret, unless you count Lily Aldridge and the other one who isn’t from Eastern Europe, Northern Europe, Australia or Brazil. She’s been NAKED FOR FASHION , which is code for she’s got naked for a photographer who had some connections with either a magazine or a client and who would only shoot her if she got naked, because that’s how girls break into the industry and she obviously wants to break into the industry, otherwise she wouldn’t be getting naked in pictures for what I assume is free, because people who get naked in pictures usually do it for money unless of course it’s to get herself to the next level…and in a lot of ways that is commendable because her tits are awesome and she’s putting in the good fight for some good old fashioned american pride….taking back the jobs these companies outsourced…. So now do your part and look at her big tit.

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Paris Hilton’s Booty In A Swimsuit!

I’ve never been a fan of PDA, unless me and the Little Tuna are involved, but for some reason I can’t look away from these pictures of Paris Hilton making out with some dude at the beach. Besides the obvious, that Paris’ booty is by far her best “asset” these days, it’s kind of like rubbernecking at a car accident. I just hope that dude’s going to be OK, and that he’s got good health insurance to deal with whatever he probably just caught. So don’t be too jealous, and just be glad you get to enjoy these pictures from a safe distance instead. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Eva Herzigova Could Use A Little Work

Since I know that you perverts dig former supermodels as much as I do, here’s Eva Herzigova showing off that 41-year-old booty of hers at the beach. Now, I know she’s not quite in vintage form anymore, otherwise she’d be rocking a bikini, but I’m still seeing enough to make me feel very happy and nostalgic right now. You can feel nostaglia in your pants, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Genevieve Morton Hosts Vegas Pool Parties of the Day

Genevieve Morton is some fat Sports Illustrated model people get mad at me for calling fat…even though she is fat…I mean even she knows she’s fat…otherwise she’d wear a two piece and her gut that’s hanging out wouldn’t be there…. She reminds me of Miss Piggy. A South African Miss Piggy, who like all other White South African’s is really nice to black people. You know, the kind of girl raised with good morals and values when it comes to slavery… She’s on some “Get famous now or never” kick and she’s done one or two campaigns, which is more than she’s ever done before. She’s hosting pool parties in vegas and she looks like sloppy shit doing it…but people seem to like her massive tits, without realizing she’s got a massive everything else… She’s the worst. TO SEE THE OTHER PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy…. It was an era when Playboy mattered. Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

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Miley Cyrus Giving Herself a Cameltoe of the Day

Miley Cyrus jacking her unitard, leotard, whatever the fuck this article of clothing that touches her tits, asshole and pussy, that she’s shoving inside her on stage and sharing with her fans, and followers…is the kind of preaching I like…I mean there is so much a girl could do with a huge audience, that could be thought provoking, positive, or inspiring….I mean she has the power to meld the minds of all these idiots into doing good. She could tell the world to do one nice thing, or to donate a dollar to some cause….but instead she’s like “i’ll just give myself a cameltoe”….like a real fucking dancing monkey…and the funny thing in all this is that I love every second of it…

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Jessica Simpson in a Bathing Suit for Instagram of the Day

The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive… This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food…. It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star …. I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too.. All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now

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Aubrey O’Day Naked But Not in Porn Yet of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is one of the worst things that has been shat out of reality TV…from fucking Diddy to be on some bullshit show Diddy produced…to trying to prove she was smart on the Apprentice…to always being an abrasive as fuck fat chick who had to try to prove that she was more than just fake tits and fake hair that had sex with rappers…as fat chicks do when they start feeling like their are being objectified as a jump off dudes call when drunk and high at 4 am…always the side bitch never the main bitch…only to be ridiculed and cyberbullied into losing her fatness…gaining some self respect…and posing with no bottoms on because bottoms get in the way of penetration…and I guess she’s proud of this work, cuz it’s better than being a stripper or pornstar she was destined to be…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this shit on the internet.

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Irina Shayk fun Cleavage at the Oscars of the Day

Irina Shayk is a babe….who was in LA for the Oscars….and some other high profile events…because she’s come a long way from being a waitress in Russia…doing the whole topless thing…before finding the right agent to sell her off to a famous athlete….who brought her to America with Sports Illustrated….and thank god he did cuz otherwise she’d just be titties I never jerked off to…like so many titties walking the earth that I will never know…cuz there’s not enough time to find them…you know all the strippers, hookers, babes who don’t realize they are babes….it’s tragic…but we take what we can get….and that’s these pics of Irina Shayk that she put up of herself on Facebook…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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