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Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader Recite Fake Movie Lines, Make Push to Host 2016 Golden Globes

It’s very sad, but very true: Following another stellar performance as emcees of the 2015 Golden Globe Awards , Tina Fey and Amy Poehler will not return to the same stage next year. So, even though we’re a mere 24 hours removed from the conclusion of Sunday’s ceremony, it’s not too early to think about the 2016 Golden Globes… … and to cast our vote for Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader as hosts! The former Saturday Night Live cast members and Skeleton Twins co-stars put on the funniest presentation last night, teasing the award for Best Screenplay by reciting famous movie lines. Famous FAKE movie lines, that is. From E.T., for example? “Kids I really, I gotta get back to my planet.” From Titanic? “Guys, relax!” From The Terminator? “Excuse me, which way is the Beverly Center?” Toward the end, Wiig started to do a Robert De Niro impression and both just broke out laughing. Golden Globe Awards 2015: Best GIFs 1. The Golden Globes Go To … Jeremy Renner actually says what we’re all thinking at the 2015 Golden Globe Awards. So, what do you say, THGers? Are on board with this proposal? Should Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader host the 2016 Golden Globe Awards? YES! No, bring back Ricky Gervais! No, give me Khloe Kardashian or give me death! Who cares? I won’t watch without Tina and Amy View Poll »

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Jessa Duggar Fans to Ben Seewald: Get a Job!

Jessa Duggar watched the Arkansas Razorbacks men’s basketball team defeat the Vanderbilt Commodores in Fayetteville, AR over the weekend. After the game, Jessa, her husband Ben Seewald, and a whole slew of siblings hit up Braum’s Ice Cream – a Southwest staple.  A lover of social media, Jessa snapped a selfie, uploaded it to her Instagram, and was met with an unexpected question – who paid for the cones? Allow us to explain: Over the summer Seewald moved in with the Duggars . It was a surprising move, considering the family’s strict rules about pre-marital sex, but patriarch Jim Bob permitted the arrangement because he’d hired Ben to do some work on his land, and Jessa and Ben had agreed to sleep in separate rooms. Months went by, Jessa and Ben got married , and they moved into their own home. The only thing that hasn’t changed in their lives is Ben’s employment status. After 10 weeks of marriage, he’s still working for his father-in-law. Some fans seem to feel that there can’t really be that much work to do around casa de Duggar, and the time has probably come for Ben to find a real job with a real paycheck.  Perhaps not surprisingly, some have taken to sharing this view on Jessa’s Instagram page: “Hey Jessa, has Ben gotten a job yet?” wrote one follower. When another user pointed out that “Ben works for the Duggars,” the fan shot back, “Let me rephrase. Jessa, does Ben have a real job yet, outside of doing chores on the Duggar compound?” “Compound” is a good word for it, as “home” seems insufficient to describe a unit that once housed 21 people, but while there are lots of Duggars and lots of land to tend to, the fact that able-bodied Ben seems to be making a career out of serving as Jim Bob’s gofer is a bit strange. There’s little that goes on in the Duggar’s lives that escapes the notice of their millions of fans, and we suspect the Ben’s employment situation will continue to gain attention for as long as he remains Jim Bob’s employee. It’ll never get as much interest as Jessa and Ben having sex at their wedding , but that’s a different story. Watch 19 Kids and Counting online to relive Jessa and Ben’s road to the altar. Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald Photos 1. Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald: In Love Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald in one of their many sweet Instagram moments. Her shirt sums it all up, really.

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George Zimmerman: Arrested For Hucking Wine Bottle at Girlfriend!

George Zimmerman allegedly hurled a wine bottle at his girlfriend’s head last weekend, resulting in the latest in a string of arrests for Trayvon Martin’s killer. Since being acquitted in his murder trial after killing Martin – he claimed self-defense – Zimmerman has run afoul of the law on more than one occasion. He’s been questioned by police in two prior domestic altercations, with his then-wife Shellie Zimmerman, and with then-girlfriend Samantha Scheibe . According to a police report, this alleged domestic incident went down January 5 when Zimmerman and the woman were arguing over one of his paintings. Oh yes, George Zimmerman is a painter now . Law enforcement officials say the girlfriend became upset at him over a work of art that he wanted back, and then George tossed the bottle at her. He missed, hitting his garage door instead. Police questioned Zimmerman about the fight on January 9, at which point he claimed that she threw the bottle . Suffice it to say, cops weren’t buying it. They arrested him for aggravated assault. TMZ reports that the unnamed woman has been dating him for a few months. How seriously? She used to “get drunk in the past and have sex with him before.” True love. 52 Celebrity Mug Shots: ARRESTED! 1. Justin Bieber Mug Shot Justin Bieber looks pretty darn happy here in his mug shot, doesn’t he? Perhaps that’s because he is under the influence of… something.

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James Franco: Nude on Instagram (Again)!

James Franco loves to take it off online. This is obvious. Despite making headlines for hitting on an underage girl using Instagram this month, James is still leaving a racy mark on the Interwebs early and often. Check out the actor’s latest suggestive bedroom selfie: Does he have pants on? Possibly. Does it matter? Not really. Seemingly wearing nothing, Franco is seen in the above photo relaxing in the sheets, one hand on his phone and the other out of the frame, toward the bottom. The caption: “WTF HAPPENED? I was waiting for you!!!!!” What happened? Who was he waiting for? Mysterious! Could he be seducing another teenager he just met? Or just masquerading as such, a bit of performance art as a means of making fun of his past actions? James Franco Tries to Pick Up Girl Online Open Slideshow 1. James Franco Instagram Seduction! Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? A series of screen shots alleges as much. See for yourself and decide. View As List 1. James Franco Instagram Seduction! Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? A series of screen shots alleges as much. See for yourself and decide. 2. James Franco Instagram Flirting WARNING: Alleged James Franco Instagram seduction in progress. 3. James Franco on Instagram Did James Franco try to seduce a teen online via Instagram?! 4. James Franco Instagram Screen Shot Did James Franco try to seduce a teenager online? An Instagram screen shot sequence suggests so. But is it even real? 5. Admission of Guilt? You be the judge. Neither would surprise us at this point, honestly. Keegan Allen , who spent some shirtless time in bed with Franco last week, or Seth Rogen , who James likes to envision nude while painting, could be candidates. (Yes, he really paints Seth nude. See below.) We’re likely overanalyzing this selfie and playing right into the 36-year-old’s hand. When it comes to James Franco, there are only two things you can predict: That he’s always unpredictable. That we can’t get enough … Seth Rogen Nude Paintings Open Slideshow 1. Seth Rogen Nude Painting Seth as portrayed in a painting by James Franco. These two have a strange relationship. View As List 1. Seth Rogen Nude Painting Seth as portrayed in a painting by James Franco. These two have a strange relationship. 2. Seth Rogen Shows Nude Paintings on Conan Seth Rogen showed off some revealing icons on Conan. These are things you can never un-see. 3. Seth Rogen Nude Paintings Uncensored Seth as painted by James Franco. James’ weirdness never ceases to amaze.

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Caked Middle Eastern Model “Shakur” Says She’s Submissive In Relationship! [Video]

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Robert De Niro Says: ‘You Think You’re Gonna Steal From Me And Get Away With It?? Fuhgeddaboudit!!

(Robert De Niro Sr.) Legendary actor Robert De Niro will appear in court in front of “your honor” to defend his father’s estate from some money-grubbin’ buchiach (see b*tch ). You cross-examinin’ me?! Actor Robert De Niro will be the star witness — literally — in Manhattan Supreme Court today when he testifies against an art-gallery director accused of swiping two of his artist father’s paintings, The Post has learned. The Oscar-winning “Raging Bull” and “Meet the Fockers” star will testify against Leigh Morse, charged with grand larceny for allegedly selling two paintings by De Niro’s late father, Robert De Niro Sr. She allegedly pocketed the $77,000 sale price without passing a penny to the actor, who administers the father’s estate, prosecutors said. Morse allegedly swiped the cash while she was director at the defunct Salander-O’Reilly Galleries, the sole handler for the paintings of De Niro Sr. Morse told a San Francisco gallery to wire the total $77,000 sale price for the paintings — “Guitar Case” and “Landscape with Pink Field” — directly into her personal bank account and never told De Niro, prosecutors allege. The buyers of the artwork were unnamed. “You will hear from Robert De Niro himself that the estate was never paid for those sales,” Assistant District Attorney Kenn Kern told jurors in opening statements yesterday. De Niro is expected to take the stand in the afternoon, said a source familiar with the case. Morse worked for notorious Upper East Side gallery giant Lawrence Salander, who pleaded guilty a year ago to a $100 million trail of larceny in what prosecutors had called the most massive fraud scheme in local art-industry history. Ohhhh so this heffer was trained to steal by one of the best. Now we get it. Leigh Morse gonna sleep with the fishes if she doesn’t come up with 77 large asap! Caption this hilarious picture of Robert De Niro. Source

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Chris Brown Hangs Up On DJ During Interview [AUDIO]

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Chris Brown‘s interview with 99 Jamz was going quite well.  At least it was until the DJ asked about the nude pictures that leaked. Chris Brown happily answered photos about his paintings and where his fans could check out more of them, but when asked about the nude photo that leaked a couple of weeks ago, Breezy let out a quick “Aha!!” and then all you heard was a dial tone. Listen in below! RELATED: Chris Brown Calls The Durtty Boyz [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED: Chris Brown, Busta Rhymes, Lil Wayne “Look At Me Now” [MUSIC VIDEO] RELATED: Chris Brown Nude Pics Leaked By Ex-Girlfriend

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Brian Farrell: Dating Sonja Morgan!

What can viewers expect when The Real Housewives of New York City returns with season four on April 7? This preview offers an overall tease. But let’s get more specific: over at least the first two episodes, we’ll meet Brian Farrell, a 42-year old artist who grew up in Long Island and is dating cast member Sonja Morgan. According to his Facebook page, Farrell grew up with an alcoholic and physically abusive father. He subsequently battled depression and even attempted suicide on more than one occasion. “Today, I am no longer drinking or take any medications,” he writes on that social networking page. “I enjoy a healthy life of yoga, surfing, sleep and diet.” No word on whether or not Farrell is still dating Morgan, but she gushes about him on the premiere: “We have all these hedge-fund banker friends together. I get my financing from them and they buy his paintings… He comes in these tight white T-shirts with the jeans hanging low.”

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Brian Farrell: Dating Sonja Morgan!

What can viewers expect when The Real Housewives of New York City returns with season four on April 7? This preview offers an overall tease. But let’s get more specific: over at least the first two episodes, we’ll meet Brian Farrell, a 42-year old artist who grew up in Long Island and is dating cast member Sonja Morgan. According to his Facebook page, Farrell grew up with an alcoholic and physically abusive father. He subsequently battled depression and even attempted suicide on more than one occasion. “Today, I am no longer drinking or take any medications,” he writes on that social networking page. “I enjoy a healthy life of yoga, surfing, sleep and diet.” No word on whether or not Farrell is still dating Morgan, but she gushes about him on the premiere: “We have all these hedge-fund banker friends together. I get my financing from them and they buy his paintings… He comes in these tight white T-shirts with the jeans hanging low.”

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