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Doutzen Kroes Bikini Rape Picture of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This picture of Doutzen Kroes being assaulted by a dude while wearing a bikini could be interpreted in so many ways…and all those ways are hilarious and amazing….even erotic…. Not because I think bikini models being manhandled is some hot shit, not because I think assaulted half naked women too weak to fight off a man is hot, you twisted fucks, but because I like to see a husband and baby daddy being playful on the beach with his model wife in her bikini, it just shows us the power of a love…..there is romance still left in the world. Right?

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Olivia Munn Nipple in a Sweater of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I generally hate Olivia Munn, but only because I consider myself a defender of nerd interests, and I know that nerds are weak people who when a girl shows them any attention, even for evil, self beneficial reasons, they ignore the obvious gold digging, manipulation and are blinded by the “holy shit a girl just spoke to me”…no matter how rich their nerdy asses are…it’s just the nerd way. Olivia Munn knew that loophole, worked it, and got famous because of it, and now I guess she’s got no where else to turn but holes in her sweater that she conveniently doesn’t wear a bra under…because maybe, just maybe her nerd fans who have moved on from her, will remember her, cuz they are loyal…or more importantly, maybe the paparazzi will notice… She’s essentially a nobody, but nipples in sweaters are worth posting….Good Job Munn TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday. I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world… But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter… Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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Elsa Hosk in Vogue Brazil of the Day

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk is a top model, and here she is modeling purses the way all girls should wear purses everyday. I mean they normally spend 10 times the price of their entire outfit, sometimes 10 times the price of their car, on the shit, why take any attention away from what may be the stupidest 3,000-10,000 dollar investment that isn’t an investment, but that girls save up to spend, because girls make no sense and are sucked in by the lie marketing that is the fashion world… But shit, if that purse is all they are wearing, it changes the whole dynamic of the shit, it lets us really appreciate the shit, when looking at nature’s milk bags, you know showcasing the things that matter… Now if only she was showing off is the empty bag ready to be impregnated between her legs….that’s the kind of bag I’d pay money to try to fill but barely fill with my pathetic equipment.

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Paula Labaredas Teases Some Nerds

Posted on August 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hope that Paula Labaredas is grateful for all my help getting her to where she is today, wherever that is, I was the first to jump all over this hottie… I wish. Here she is at some video game launch party last night showing off that sweet body that got The Tuna’s attention. Good for her. Obviously she’s just there as eye candy for all the nerds attending this crappy event, but I’m still jealous. I don’t have any hotties here distracting me from my pathetic life, what the hell? Nerds get all the fun.

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The Pathetic Promo for CNN’s Pathetic ‘Parker Spitzer’ Program

Posted on September 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just what you’ve all been waiting for – the pathetic promo for CNN’s pathetic “Parker Spitzer” program premiering October 4 (video follows with commentary): Our dear friend Ace of Spades comically wrote Tuesday this reminded him of the sexual tension between Sam and Diane on the hit ’80s sitcom “Cheers.” Hot Air’s Allahpundit noted :  This feels exactly like a trailer for a Nora Ephron comedy about two TV journalists bantering their way through life. Even the whimsical jazzy soundtrack is Ephron-esque. Is that what they’re going for? The coveted “When Harry Met Sally” demographic? I could be down with that, but if they’re going to try it, I want other conceits from the movie too. Like, they could have Kyra Phillips and John King on occasionally in the Carrie Fisher/Bruno Kirby quirky best-friend roles. Even worse, I see more of a “Sleepless in Seattle” or “You’ve Got Mail” dynamic. After all, despite oozing with saccharin, “When Harry Met Sally” was a darned good film. As for the silly giggling noises Parker was making during this promo, I don’t want to have what she’s having. Exit question: Do you care what either of these people has to say about anything?

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‘Rand Fan’ Impersonator Apologizes for Being an Idiot and Quits Columnist Job

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Does anybody out there remember Tyler Collins who earlier this month had the distinction of performing perhaps the worst political impersonation ever recorded? Collins later claimed that his “performance” at Kentucky’s annual Fancy Farm picnic was just satire but for satire to work, it must have even a slight degree of credibility. Nobody bought Tyler’s obvious act which was so humiliating that all he accomplished was embarrassing himself and becoming a Web laughingstock. In fact, “Rand Fan” Collins, who was also a columnist for the Crittenden Press, was so embarrassing in his entirely unconvincing role as a Tea Partier that even former fake Washington Post “conservative” Dave Weigel panned his pathetic act: When Collins was young and irresponsible, he was young and irresponsible. He’s not the first kid to play dress-up to make fun of a politician he dislikes, and he won’t be the last. But he really should have dropped the ruse when he was caught; he must realize now that he’s become a cause celebre for activists who claim that all “racism” in the tea party is fake. And here is Tyler Collins stubbornly remaining in stupid mode in response to a skeptical TV news reporter:

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Kate Major Accuses Michael Lohan of Assault

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Major, who recently got engaged to Michael Lohan for some reason, is accusing Lindsay’s father of committing domestic violence earlier this week. We’re shocked. He’s such an upstanding guy. According to TMZ, Michael’s fiancee and Lindsay’s ex-assistant filed a report with the Southampton, N.Y., Town Police claiming he physically attacked her. On Monday at around 2 p.m., just before Michael flew to L.A. for the court hearing at which Lindsay was jailed , they began arguing, Kate told officials. Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder. Michael Lohan’s relationship track record just got sketchier. Even more disturbingly, Kate Major claims that while she was on the ground after being pushed by Michael, the pathetic loser kicked her in the face. She claims she went to the hospital and has pictures of her injuries. Wow. Looks like M-Lo may have added woman-beater to his gleaming resume. For his part, Michael admits he got in an argument with Kate over their upcoming TV show (?!) but he didn’t touch her and she’s making it all up. Why would she do that exactly? He didn’t say. Think he’s lying? He’s also been accused of similar behavior by his most recent ex-fiancee, Erin Muller. And he’s served time in prison on multiple occasions. Just sayin’.

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Crazy Facebook Ass of the Day

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to have a feature on the site I called “stepFAME” where I’d basically find some random chick and either put her on blast, that’s mainstream hip hop talk for rip into her for being a cunt, or I’d focus on how hot the bitch was, and I always ended the post with the line “I made you famous, bitch”….I am thinking about bringing it back, and I’m starting with this hispanic ass from Facebook that’s just bananas… So Vensea Tica Linda…I just made you famous bitch….if you are in fact a real person….even though I think this is some fake profile designed to lure boys into sending nude pics…but I am postin it anyway…even though she looks 15…..but I don’t think 15 year olds have asses like this…or post them to Facebook, so maybe she’s just got a young face…. To See Her Profile Follow This Link GO

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