Hilary Duff shat out her new baby from her vagina about a week ago…and she’s already out there in slutty jeans showing the world her fat mom ass in what we can assume are some pretty sturdy spanx because her insides would otherwise be dragging along the pavement she’s walking on…..Pregnancy has that effect on women…you know fucking destroying their fucking bodies. You fucking disgusting Hilary Duff fans and your creepy Hilary Duff fetish weirdos and your post pregnancy wishing it was your kid ass love. Creep. The post Hilary Duff’s New Mom Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last week, we reported that Jenelle Evans suffered a head injury when she fell in her driveway after returning home from a night out. Given Jenelle’s history of drug addiction , many fans were concerned that the Teen Mom star’s fall was the result of a relapse. Fortunately, it seems that Jenelle is still committed to staying sober. In fact, Radar Online is reporting that Jenelle has refused any prescription pain medications for fear that she’ll get hooked. “Jenelle is in pain and taking Tylenol for it,” says one insider. “She didn’t get any medicines and didn’t want any.” “She still can’t open her jaw all the way to eat,” the source says. “Jenelle feels like she broke her jaw and she also still has stitches in. It’s all scabbed up now.” The source adds that Jenelle fell to her knees before her face hit the pavement. “The bruise on her knee is horrible,” the insider says. “It covers her entire knee.” The source adds that Jenelle is in rough shape, but she’s healing on schedule. Apparently, one bright spot throughout the ordeal has been Jenelle’s new boyfriend, David Eason . “He’s a huge help,” the source says of Eason. “He cleans and cooks — even after working all day.” Yes, Jenelle Evans is in a stable relationship and turning down drugs. We guess people can change!
Big Roland has hit the pavement walking, Huff Po is reporting: CNN political analyst Roland Martin announced on Twitter that his last day with the network will be in April, Breitbart reported on Tuesday. Roland, who was a regular presence during the network’s election coverage and on its morning show “Starting Point,” was suspended from CNN last year after he tweeted offensive comments during the Super Bowl. About a month later, CNN lifted the suspension and reinstated his presence on the network. Martin responded to his Twitter followers who asked why his last day on CNN would be April 6. “New boss wants his own peeps,” Martin wrote, presumably referring to CNN’s new president Jeff Zucker. Zucker assumed his role as president in January. He moved Soledad O’Brien from her spot hosting “Starting Point” and hired Chris Cuomo to anchor the network’s morning show. CNN has not yet named a female co-anchor for the show though primetime host Erin Burnett is expected to fill the role. Pretty sure Roland will land on his feet… running! Huffington Post
The erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey is creating major buzz lately after the movie rights were optioned, sparking speculation over who will play its sexy leads. Its content is so racy – often described as “mommy porn” – that it’s hard to imagine Fifty Shades on film … or even as an audiobook. Especially after this. If you’ve read it, you know how awkward it would be to read some of the salacious scenes aloud. Which is why Ellen DeGeneres decided to demonstrate this. The premise of this hilarious skit is that Ellen was asked to record the audiobook version of EL James’ work. It starts out in familiar territory, but after that … Ellen Reads 50 Shades of Grey Several big names, including Ian Somerhalder , have been rumored for the film, which has not yet cast leads for what will undoubtedly be highly sought-after roles. Tell us who should play Christian and Anastasia by voting below … Which star do you think should play Christian? Which star do you think should play Anastasia?
Delmon Young, the starting left fielder for the Detroit Tigers, was arrested this morning outside a midtown Manhattan hotel after the former first round draft pick allegedly got into a fight with a panhandler wearing a yarmulke. Police told The New York Post that Young starting screaming at the homeless man upon being approached for change, shouting “”F–king Jews! F–king Jews!” The incident took place around 2:40 a.m. and Young proceeded to get into a physical altercation with men who confronted him about his tirade. He scratched one on the arm and pushed another to the pavement. Sources say hotel employees rushed to the scene, sent all parties to their rooms and called 911. They added that Young appeared “highly intoxicated” before he was arrested and taken to the Midtown North Precinct. Young, who has just one home run this season, is in town because the Tigers are scheduled to face the Yankees tonight. A couple years ago, during a game against the Pawtucket Red Sox, the problematic outfielder threw a bat at an umpire.
Sunday 13th November 2011 – THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIVES . At 5:44pm- I called my bestie Anthonia (@TineeToniee ) immediately when I knew where Justin was! She had only just got to her sister’s house to earn some ‘mon-ayy’ – but this was more important, she left no questions asked and said “Okay I’m coming, I don’t care!” When she arrived and got off the bus and met me. We instantly RAN to the tube station. Everything seemed to be going by SO slowly. We took the underground to High Street Kensington – where Justin was staying. We ran recklessly through shops, barriers, people and roads (all for Justin Bieber). Got to the hotel and only one person was there, a Belieber I recognized called Stevie. We went to Maccy D’s to buy time, enjoyed the warmth and meet two other Beliebers Shannon (Shannon_AmberX) and Tee (@ADICTED2THYBIEB). W e ran back to the hotel, picked a spot and started cracking jokes and waiting for Justin to arrive. At 9:20pm- A car pulls up. Me : “That can’t be him.” All of us leaned against a wall and looked over while the other twelve fled onto the hotel car park road. Justin Drew Bieber swagged over with Kenny, Moshi and hotel staff. Some girls started screaming, so we asked them to keep quite so that Justin would come over. Everyone started hyperventilating and saying “OH MY GOSH!” Me, Anthonia, Shannon and Tee ran over with the rest and circled Justin. Then he asked us to stand on the pavement in that smexy Canadian accent haha! Obediently we backed up onto the pavement and he followed. Whilst Justin was talking to all of us, he kept messing about with my friend Anthonia squeezing her shoulder AND her waist and tickling her! Everyone queued up and he took pictures while we waited patiently and encouraged the rest before us. Helping the Beliebers get pictures, autographs etc! It was my turn to approach Justin, my heart was pounding so fast and I was so nervous but I just thought to myself ‘Dayna contain YOURSELF!’ I walked up to him and said “Hey Justin, how was the ITV show?” He looked at me, and replies “Yeah, it went really well!” I replied “That’s great!” He asked me if we wanted to take a picture and I was like “Yeah, why not!” Shannon held up the camera and took the picture quite quickly that me and Justin didn’t even realize because we were still talking! He looked at me and I looked at him and I kinda just stretched out my arms to give him a hug. My friend Anthonia was next; Kenny Hamilton blocked her first photo with his arm because a girl tried to touch Justin, but Justin kindly suggested they take another one and so they did but the picture was hilarious, Justin laughing and Anthonia looks really drunk for some reason! Shannon’s turn was after; “Justin- Justin; let’s take a funny picture” Justin stuck out his tongue and she did the same (cool turnout). Shannon was so overwhelmed she did a back flip and broke her camera. It’s okay NOW! Justin was speaking to a couple of girls and then he suddenly turned around to me and saw me holding my ‘Under The Mistletoe’ album he took it from my hand gently and signed the inside case and said ”Have you got a picture yet, are you sure you got one?” I was so stunned, I was like yeah we just took one and I started giggling while Anthonia and Shannon just laughed at me! Justin smiled and explained to me how he was trying to make sure everyone got a picture! He turned back to the other girls! Whilst Kenny said to me, “Good on you, for not being greedy and not lying!” I smiled back replying with it’s alright! Justin then signed Tee’s bank card he hesitated by saying “Do you actually want me to sign your credit card?” Tee was like “YEAH YEAH SIGN IT ” Justin: “Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure!?” Kenny: “Is that even allowed?” We all laughed and Justin laughed too and signed it anyway! Then Anthonia had took off her phone case at the back and held it out towards Justin and he signed her battery! EPICNESS! – Then I said “Justin!” and he turned to look at me and answered “Yeah!” “Can we all take a group picture !” I knew that some girls there hadn’t had an individual one with him! He responded “That’s a great idea let’s do that right now huddle up everyone!” Everyone gathered around Justin and I ended next to him which was very lucky! Before Kenny and Moshi took the pictures on peoples cameras, Justin put his arm around my shoulder, I didn’t even notice until I looked down and felt his arm and hand there! I wanted to freak out but kept my composure and I put my arm around his waist! Once we finished taking about 4 pictures, Justin removed his arm around my shoulder and gave me a side hug. I glanced at the time on my phone it was now, 9:40pm Justin had spent about 20 minutes outside with us all! Kenny and Moshi kept on mentioning to Justin that he had to go but he didn’t seem like he wanted to. He kept on asking everyone if they had a picture and explaining why he has to go! Everyone was freaking out and reaching towards him while me and my friends were in a daze! Eventually he did have to go; so he walked up the stairs of the hotel but we could still see him and he could see us. Everyone else was spazzing in the corner apart from me and Anthonia, who were waving goodbye to him. He walked in and then doubled back! There was a pole in between Justin and us, Justin leaned to one side and we followed and said bye then he leaned to the other and did the same but this time when he leaned over again he told us to “Come” and did a gesture with hand for us to walk towards him . I just stared at him I thought he was speaking double dutch and I thought I was dreaming, this only happens in my dreams. I looked at Anthonia and we both nodded, we were surprised but we assertively walked towards him but AWW COME ON! A hotel security woman stopped us “You are not residents of the hotel and Justin has been warned not to invite fans into the hotel”. Just as we were about to ignore her and walk around her, another hotel security staff man approached us and held us back! Justin tried sorting out with Kenny but eventually he sighed, apologized , shrugged, and said “Bye, love you!” We said the same, waving at him frantically he was so lovely and an absolute sweetheart. Me and Anthonia then walked towards everyone else WE WERE AMAZED at what had just happened but really curious to know what he wanted to do with him. Maybe meet the rest of the crew of or just hang out with him. Who knows? Ha ha! Up to this day and even writing My Bieber Experience now I will never probably ever know. Afterwards we all couldn’t stop freaking out, everyone kept asking us what he said to us! It was the most amazing time ever. Justin DREW Bieber you have no idea how much you mean to me! Thank you for everything, I will never forget this day ever and thanks Alfredo for filming our reactions after that was EPIC! -@DayDay4JBUK More: Sunday 13th November 2011 – THE BEST DAY OF OUR LIVES….
The whispers have surrounded Reese Witherspoon since she married Jim Toth in March. When will the Oscar-winning mother of two expand her family? MAYBE soon, according to a DARING proclamation by OK! “It is no secret that Reese wants to have children with Jim,” says an insider . “They have already been trying for some time now. They are already a wonderful family – the only thing missing is a new baby.” The new baby rumors began, the tabloid says, when Reese, known as being one of Hollywood’s fittest actresses, began looking “softer” than usual. Over the Fourth of July weekend, the Water For Elephants star wore a shirt over her bikini during a family outing in Malibu, giving rise to gossip. An insider dishes a jaw-dropping tidbit: “Reese may be pregnant. Her stomach isn’t washboard flat and people have noticed. She’s relaxed her exercise routine. Reese typically hits the pavement for a long run every morning.” So, unlike Jennifer Aniston, who is definitely pregnant or adopting about once a month … Reese might be carrying Jim Toth’s baby right now.
It’s the little things that make you smile right? As we’re gearing up for the summer and all that it brings, many of us are fitting in more exercising the best way we can. Why not try walking? The simple movement of our left and right feet can reduce the risk of a long list of health conditions and drop those unwanted pounds. Who knew that just a little movement could do wonders for our entire body! Blackdoctor.org gives 8 ways to boost your calorie burn with walking. Check them out! 1. Skip killer hills Don’t assume the biggest inclines are the best for burning fat. It’s actually better to maintain your speed on a moderate hill than to slow down substantially on a steeper one. 2. Use your arms Vigorously pumping your bent arms helps you go faster—and burn more calories. 3. Set goals you can see Choose markers (stop sign, park bench, etc.) and speed up until you reach them. Slow down for the same distance. 4. Wipe the pavement Roll through from heel to toe. When you get to the ball of your foot, push off as if wiping gum off your sole. This will get your calf, hamstring, and glute muscles involved—and the more muscle you use, the more calories you burn. Wanna know more? Click here for tips #5-8 follow me on twitter: elev8_Kelly Related Articles: 5 Workouts You Can Do Without A Gym How I Finally Amped Up My Workout
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A substantial slice of socio-history cut with plain yogurt and a glob of treacle, then pulse-puréed to a smooth, hyper-digestible consistency, Made in Dagenham tastes how I imagine a feminist placebo might. The true story (an account of British woman machinists who strike for equal pay in 1968) and the star (the ineffable Sally Hawkins) are bound up in director Nigel Cole’s recipe for a film that’s passable in every available way.