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Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it… Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

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Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

Emily Osment in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Haley Joel Osment is an interesting child star because he has become Emily Osment…. You know most child stars, when they are no longer cute or interesting to the public, you know after puberty….turn to drugs and self-destruction to deal with the rejection the world has thrown there way…but this proactive young man…said…you know what…I’m gonna do this girl thing cuz life is way easier for girls..girls don’t even have to be hot or pretty…they just have to be willing to get half naked… So here he is promoting himself in a bikini for his instagram….unless this is actually his “sister” and not just a front…but how would you explain them never being in the same room, at the same event, or in the same picture…. Exactly.

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Emily Osment in a Bikini for Twitter of the Day

Rihanna’s Instagram is Fun of the Day

Rihanna has a fun instaram…from low quality…almost ghetto promo pics for Barbados…featuring parts of her…like her ass….and titties…along with nonsense captions….to her in a bikini showing off her decent at best body….to her controversial naked in bed with a wedding veil on picture from the day after Halloween….this girl…in all her craziness that was bound to happen…since being a ghetto, poor girl in the islands prior to being the biggest fucking thing ever….fucks a person up….and at least it fucked her up in a half naked way….I mean her life is crazier than a fucking lottery win….and she’s probably torn from all angles trying to make sense of it…especially since she’s all uneducated on top of it…so getting beat up and beating up….to telling us all to fuck ourselves..then producing pics to help us fuck ourselves…make Rihanna pretty fucking special to me….probably the best thing pop culture has to offer…and we should thank her for that via our collective masturbation.

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Rihanna’s Instagram is Fun of the Day

Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Gisele is pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby…or at least what I assume is Tom Brady’s baby since they are married….but at the same time I learned never to assume shit….because assuming throws out my conspiracy theory that this is movie magic make-up and that she’s just a tranny with a dick…that Tom Brady has his way with on the regular….via her asshole…cuz it reminds him of Football initiation games he grew up with…it’s all about team building…it’s not gay if it builds morale… Even if she isn’t a dude…pre-op…she’s still a pregnant girl in a bikini which as far as I’m concerned is equally unnatural. Here she is trying to draw attention to herself during Victoria’s Secret fashion week now that she is not part of that….

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Gisele Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

The Situation: Out of Rehab!

The Situation has been discharged from the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah, where he was receiving treatment for substance abuse, according to reports. Now the real test for the Jersey Shore star … STAYING clean. Sitch, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino, checked in to the famous clinic weeks ago. Clearly he tried to keep it on the DL, but after the story leaked, he admitted he had to “get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion.” The Situation’s drinking problem, while never addressed by the star, was also said to have become a problem multiple times over the course of five seasons. It’s unclear if he’s quit boozing for good, but if so, that’s going to be quite a twist for a reality show predicated around binge drinking and subsequent boning. Hence the rumors that Jersey Shore may be phasing out Situation (and pregnant Snooki) after the new season, which they are both set to film this summer. We know Snooki will cut a bitch if you mess with her kid … but a pregnant girl in the Shore house? With a sober Mike? Can that really make for quality TV? Tell us: Would you watch Jersey Shore without Snook and Mike?

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SMH: Knocked Up Teen Jumped By Baby’s Daddy, His Other 15-Year-Old Pregnant Jawn And Her Hoodrat Friend

Jesus take the wheel! These babies having babies are losing their danged minds! A pregnant teenager was attacked Saturday evening by two teen girls and her baby’s father, police said. One of the attackers, also pregnant by the same teenager, instigated the assault on 65th Avenue and Springman Street, police said. At one point during the fight, the teenage father of both girls’ babies held the arms of the victim while the other two girls kicked at the pregnant teen’s stomach, telling her she didn’t deserve her baby, police said. The two female attackers and the teen father all ran from the scene and the victim was taken to a nearby hospital, police said. At this point, according to police, there is no indication of injury to the victim’s unborn baby. The teen suffered minor injuries. Police searched the area for the 17-year-old boy and two 15-year-old girls but said they did not locate them. Where are these kids’ parents??? Sounds like this boy needs an early vasectomy. SMH. Source

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Tila Tequila and Her Latest Publicity Stunt of the Day

Tila Tequila is on drugs. She’s a total fucking joke of a person and she knows it.

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Tila Tequila and Her Latest Publicity Stunt of the Day