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Demi Moore Old and Covered in Mud in Mexico of the Day

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off… These pics are a month old…but all amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Hits Twitter

Posted on June 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’ve probably heard by now that Jessica Simpson has signed on to lose weight with Weight Watchers or one of those other programs that squeeze money out of sad fat people, but I have to admit that I’m going to miss some of the baby weight. Specifically the area below the chin and above the belly button. Here she is giving us a great parting shot at the big girls in a perfect Twitter picture. Is that a pager she’s got clipped in there? What year is it?

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Keri Hilson’s Ridiculous See Through Shirt of the DAy

Posted on April 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keri Hilson is some singer you’ve probably heard of….3 years ago she had a pretty big album with Kanye West or some shit…… I know very little about her and I don’t really care to know about her…not because I’m racist…anyone who knows me knows that I’m angry about having never fucked a black girl…because black girls hate me….which would be racist if you replaced “Me” with “Not Eating Watermelon or Fried Chicken”….funny how the world works….you can generalize one way….like saying all black girls are sexy, but you can’t generalize another way…like saying all black vagina is big….even if all vagina is big for my clit sized dick…. But I do know that I like her fashion sense…more girls need no bra and shirts like this….even if they don’t have a low level celebrity image to endorse/remind us exists… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Justin Bieber Ain’t A Daddy, Plus 5 More Outrageous Baby Allegations

Posted on November 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you become famous, they will come…for your money. He's only 17, but as you've probably heard, Justin Bieber is facing a 20-year-old California woman's lawsuit claiming that Biebs fathered her child backstage after a show … Follow this link: Justin Bieber Ain't A Daddy, Plus 5 More Outrageous Baby Allegations

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7 Ways You Can Tell Chivalry is Dead and Gone

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You’ve probably heard someone say “chivalry is dead” thousands of time. And that individual was probably a disappointed woman. Not all men have forgotten the rules to being a gentleman (SEE! I’m not generalizing!), but many just don’t care anymore. Maybe it has something to do with the whole independent woman stance many of us have taken over the years. Perhaps some men think “if you’re so independent, then what do you need me to pay for dinner for?” And no, we’re definitely not meek and helpless, we can indeed do things for ourselves too. But it’s not like we’re asking men to bring us flowers everyday and recklessly paint our toenails, but just a little display of respect from time to time, showing off what I know your parents taught you, would be nice. Here are seven ways you know there needs to be some slow singing and flower bringing on behalf of our dear friend chivalry. Continued at MadameNoire.com

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Julie Taymor’s Public Appearances Latest Spider-Man Casualty

Posted on December 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark painmaster Julie Taymor was set for an interview appearance at a New York Times Arts & Leisure weekend next month, but her PR just released the following regret: “With the changes in the ‘Spider-Man’ production schedule, Julie will be deep in rehearsals and will not be available to participate.” The seclusion begins? She should’ve tried this technique when Across the Universe garnered that Golden Globe nomination for Best Picture . So silly! [ NYT ]

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DVD: Twelve Keeps the Our-Youth-Are-Doomed Genre Alive

Posted on December 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

You’ve probably heard this quote from eighth century BC philosopher Hesiod in some high school valedictorian’s speech: “I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint.” And so it goes, with each generation bemoaning the horrors of the new brats snapping at their heels.

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DVD: Twelve Keeps the Our-Youth-Are-Doomed Genre Alive

Posted on December 29, 2010 by | Leave a comment

You’ve probably heard this quote from eighth century BC philosopher Hesiod in some high school valedictorian’s speech: “I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond words… When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly [disrespectful] and impatient of restraint.” And so it goes, with each generation bemoaning the horrors of the new brats snapping at their heels.

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Your Post-Craigslist Guide to Buying Sex Online [Guides]

Posted on September 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you’ve probably heard, Craigslist shut down its ‘Adult Services’ section this weekend, caving to pressure from Attorneys General and anti-trafficking groups. But Craigslist is far from the only place to score sex on the Internet. Here are six alternatives! More

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Phew! US Has No Plans to Use Nuclear Weapons to Stop the Gulf Gusher

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

photo: Andy Zeigert via flickr You’ve probably heard the lunatic proposition floating around the web that the last resort option in stopping the oil gushing out of the the sunken Deepwater Horizon is to deploy some variety of nuclear weapon to blast the leak out of existence. Thankfully, according to a New York Times report, the US government has no plans to act on what one senior official described as a “crazy” plan:… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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