Miranda Kerr is taking her international modelling to the next level, because she’s really got nothing else going on for her, she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, she got dropped by her homosexual coked up baby daddy and husband because he wanted to fuck Justin Bieber and she beat him to it, and she’s taken her whore behavior to the next level now that she doesn’t have a billion dollar brand looking over her every move, and now she is allowed to be the whore she always wanted to be…not that wearing a push up bikini on the cover is porn to anyone, except maybe Muslims…but I know she’s reaching hard as fuck to get all the exposure she can get…this time in Taiwan
Emma Stone did a Lip Sync battle, which is one of the lowest level jokes I think anyone has really come up with, the kind of thing the drama club kid suggests at a house party, that everyone either allows him to do to laugh at him, or that leads to him being raped by a baseball bat in front of everyone as punishment…but maybe I just hate Jimmy Fallon for being an annoying fuck everyone seems to think is incredible…. I am not posting this to encourage him, I am posting this because virgin losers who I assume read the site love this shit…and by shit I mean Emma Stone.
In the event you don’t read the site, Sara Malakul Lane is some up and coming LA Actress, who is, according to her IMDB is in all kinds of movies this year…meaning we’ll be seeing a lot more of her…and that is a good thing, at least for me, because I think I have tricked her into falling in love with me, thanks to my constant tweets, and comments on her instagram…when I see titties I want in my mouth, you just can’t let little things like the law come in the way of love…even if you probably should because it’s scaring those tits away from your mouth… These pics of her in a men’s shirt are by some dude named Yves Huy Truong…and I am imagining this being the morning after I violate her ass with my seed…only problem is that I don’t own men’s shirts…I’m not that classy… I’ve posted her tits HERE and HERE and HERE
If you read the site you know that I hate the scam that is Victoria’s Secret…I hate that all girls think being one of their models is the top of the fucking food chain in terms whether a bitch is hot or whether she matters…I hate their catalog pics that are all the same…but most importantly. I hate that they photoshop out the vagina definition…because it is the vagina definition that makes the bikini pics worth looking at in the first fucking place….her name is Magdalena and she’s lovely…doing this half naked shit for the money and the glory…and as shitty as this is and what these pics represent…I figure you should still stare at them…because why the fuck not…
If you read the site regularly, you know that Miley Cyrus ‘ hotness has gone up and down lately, which has been a pretty horrible roller coaster ride for the Little Tuna. The poor guy. Luckily though, Miley’s latest photoshoot for the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar definitely belongs in the good column. Especially thanks to this see-through dress . So I’m happy to report that things are looking up again for Miley’s career and, more importantly, in my pants. TMI? Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture
Courtney Stodden and her pervert puppet who is playing along with this stunt because she’s clearly got serious dirt on the motherfucker…you know enough dirt to make him quit whatever he was doing before her did whatever he did that she’s blackmailing him with…to pull this storyline of being the old dude married to the young hooker, who probably isn’t that young, but in prepping for this stunt has covered her backstory so that it makes sense to the one person who would bother looking into her nonsense…. She went from Stripper looking “child” bride…to ridiculous fake tits….40 year old mom looking but pretending she’s 18…about to do porn and release a sex tape…but before that happens they are at the Ava Caddell Relationship therapy program to learn to love again… Very fucking silly…up on some clown shit that makes me question humanity.
If you read the site than you know I love dogs…I try to raise money to help them…it’s my cause…so seeing this dog freak the fuck out when his owner comes back from a 6 month tour in the army…makes me pretty fucking happy…I mean this is more than just a “hey feed me buddy” situation, this is a real fucking connection that blows my mind…it’s way better than my weird neighbor who’s connection with her dog involves peanut butter… And here’s another one…that’s a little creepier…because of the narrator…sounds like some kind of serious pervert…or child molester weirdo…making one of the weirdest videos ever….
If you read the site, you will know a few things. The first is that I am an advocate for BUSH. It is actually a cause I hold dear to my heard and I feel the need to lobby the government as if it was OIL or Tobacco laws, because the death of bush has been one of the catalysts to the fall of society.. I’m the kind of guy who feels like the hormones in the food, the obesity crisis, and even global warming could all be curved if girls just stopped being like Kim Kardashian and hitting the waxing or laser shops, places I am going to target in my protest. I like the eroticism of the 70s. Girls were less trashy, tits were more real, and one thing I love, is the public hair that was there to tickle my fucking throat…. So why not look at 1977 naked chicks to start the day….shit works for me. Partially because these babes are probably all dead, or almost dead, making them all the hotter…cuz their nudes are timeless, they live on forever…
I love Australian 21 year old pussy. Sure I love pretty much all 21 year old pussy. Even if it has herpes from Spring Breaking too hard….or if it is fat, dumpy, from a broken home, an ex hooker, homeless, has a skin disorder, a port wine birthmark on half of it, one leg, one breast…..AIDS, is too hairy to find, is missing her teeth, is handicapped or retarded, has a weird smell constantly radiating out of it…..becuase it is still 21 year old pussy…and that fact alone cancels out everything that could be wrong with it….I mean shit could be crowning from the remnants of a teen pregnancy and I’d still try to get up in it…..but Australian chick….seem to be fucking cool….all the Australians who hit me up cuz they read the site are hot, surf, like to drink and find my shit funny….they aren’t uptight, American chicks who are trained to hate anything that degrades women…..they are ex-criminals, partiers, sluts who just fucking get it…. So this Indiana Jones bitch, is more that just a hot little ass in a bikini, she’s a representive of all the cool pussy of her nation, an ambassador that is filming Blue Lagoon for TV, who should make you want to buy a plane ticket to Sydney…..cuz Australian chicks just fucking dominate…in ways that make me want to dominate them…with my penis…even though it is small and non-threatening….not even for anal…with a girl who hates anal….sad…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
I’d like to say I just invented a word – Ridicu-Tits…. but feel countless bros and frat boys before me have likely used it…I was just too lazy to see if shit is trademarked…if it is…see you in court motherfucker… I am only doing this post on Jordan Carver because I have never done a post on Jordan Carver in the past and people who read the site are calling me out for not covering some of the most ridiculous sized tits that don’t have a wikipedia page…. Here she is in a shoot doing a hand bra for Zoo Magazine and it is just beyond ridiculous…and not nevessarily in a good way….I’ve had big tits and small tits…natural and implants and the ridiculous sized tits are always annoying to manage and almost comical to deal with… Being into this may be a dysfunction….living with tits this big…may lead to dysfunctional back….seriously….these are a joke…but go big or go home right?
