If you didn’t gather this from Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln biopic, then Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted “Theodore” Logan are back from the 1980s to tell us that the 16th President of the United States is most excellent, as is Socrates and Sigmund Freud. Ghengis Khan and Joan of Arc, on the other hand, are Bogus. Those are the verdicts rendered in this infographic, which revisits Bill and Ted’s journey through time and space, in commemoration of the Blu-Ray release of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure . This should whet Bill & Ted fans’ appetites for the new sequel that, back in August, Vulture reported is in the works — with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter reprising their roles, and Galaxy Quest director, Dean Parisot , helming. Bill & Ted creators, Ed Solomon and Chris Matheson, have written the script. Keanu Reeves Talks ‘Bill & Ted 3’ Plot In August, Reeves talked to GQ about the weighty-sounding plot of Bill & Ted 3 — explaining that the main characters “have been crushed by the responsibility of having to write the greatest song ever written and to change the world. And they haven’t done it. So everybody is kind of like: ‘Where is the song?'” The Matrix actor added, “The guys have just drifted off into esoterica and lost their rock. And we go on this expedition, go into the future to find out if we wrote the song, and one future ‘us’ refuses to tell us, and another future ‘us’ blames us for their lives because we didn’t write the song, so they’re living this terrible life. In one version we’re in jail; in another we’re at some kind of highway motel and they hate us.” Heavy, dude. [ Vulture , GQ ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
The demise of film and the seeming triumph of digital has been a hot topic of discussion for insiders and hardcore enthusiasts for a number of years. But Keanu Reeves is taking the topic into the mainstream(ish) realm with his latest project, Side by Side , which bowed recently in Los Angeles and is set to hit cities around the U.S. in the coming weeks. Co-produced and narrated by Reeves, the 98-minute documentary landed the likes of James Cameron , David Fincher , David Lynch , George Lucas , Danny Boyle , Martin Scorsese , Christopher Nolan and Steven Soderbergh to weigh in on movie-making’s (d)evolution. Nolan, he noted, was the most difficult to reach among the people who appear in the doc, which features interviews with 70-plus filmmaking powerhouses. To lure The Dark Knight Rises filmmaker, Reeves went snail mail. “I actually wrote to him on an old-fashioned typewriter,” Reeves told Reuters . “I think he got a kick out of that and we finally shot him in his trailer on the Batman set in LA.” Reeves noted that Nolan’s schedule was “so crazy” because he was in the midst of filming The Dark Knight Rises , but wanted the filmmaker because of his long-standing opinions about the film vs. digital debate, which caught Reeves’ attention in earnest while finishing on a previous project a couple years back. While working on Henry’s Crime , which he also produced a couple of years back, Reeves and the film’s production manager, Chris Kenneally, began talking about the rise of digital technology. “We were sitting in the post-production suite trying to match the photochemical image with the digital image, side by side, and it just hit me – film is going away, and we should document this whole evolution,” Reeves told Reuter. “So Chris and I gradually put a team together to make the documentary.” A champion of film himself, none other than Martin Scorsese said earlier this summer he’ll probably go digital with his upcoming projects including The Wolf of Wall Street . His previous effort, Hugo was a de facto call for film preservation, something near and dear to the filmmaker’s heart. His longtime editor Thelma Schoonmaker told Empire magazine at the time, “I think Marty just feels it’s unfortunately over, and there’s been no bigger champion of film than him.” And as Side by Side gets set to expand, Reeves appears to agree that film will continue to disintegrate into the annals of movie history. “Even Chris Nolan admits that film, if not dead, is now on life support, and it’s just going to become more and more difficult to even get film. Personally I’m a big film fan and it’s sad to see it go but the future is digital.” Reeves himself is directing a big screen feature about a a young martial artist set in Beijing titled Man of Tai Chi and he has apparently also accepted – even if begrudgingly – the comparatively cheaper technology. “”We did [go digital],” he said. “I developed this project for five years and we’re shooting on location in Beijing and Hong Kong. I’m having a great time directing and I definitely plan to do it again.” [ Source: Reuters ]
Here are some photoshopped to shit pictures of Lily Aldridge….She’s a lingerie model for SI, she dates dudes in bands, she’s pretty hot but I can’t stand catlog lingerie pictures…it brings back too many memories of getting caught masturbating growing up…not to mention the whole erasing of a fucking nipple just makes me mad…you see I can tell some of these outfits are sheer, but I don’t really feel like imagining what is under, what was erased, what was dulled out, what is under there. I’m not 12, it’s not the 70s anymore, I don’t need to stare at censored tits, I need to see the real fucking thing, the whole thing makes me angry and frustrated that the Christians even control panty advertising and promotions now…. Lily Aldridge should take her Playboy Playmates mom’s lead and get naked already….cuz she’s hot and not being put to good use….
Too bad she didn’t break her neck and Christopher Reeves herself…See I don’t wish death upon even the most disgusting humans, I prefer them to sufer and rely on a straw to get around…I can’t stand Gaga she is the devil and this stupidity should have ended in one of those Darwin Awards…you know “I was half naked, dick tucked into a leather looking bikini, in front of 100,000 people who believe the lie that I’m an artist and visionary, even though I was created in an office to reach the gay market, so I jumped on a piano bench so people know I’m a real talent who can play from my soul, and I slipped cuz my tranny boots didn’t have enough grip, I shoulda jerked off on them before the concert and not after the concert, silly me, the bullshit queen, who isn’t hot in anyway”…. She’s the Devil, make her stop, that’s all I have to say about that.
Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron had dinner out last night … dinner followed by a looooong hug (and kiss!) goodbye outside Bouchon in Beverly Hills. They weren’t shy about their PDA while waiting for the valet after sharing a romantic dinner, although the rumored couple did drive home separately. News of Charlize and longtime partner Stuart Townsend’s split emerged in late January. Neither one of these attractive A-list stars has ever married. Reeves and Theron starred in 1997’s The Devil’s Advocate and 2001’s Sweet November, so there is definite history there … of shared mediocre films. KEANIZE : Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron embrace. This is them, we swear. Do you think they’d make a cute couple? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Filed under: Keanu Reeves , Charlize Theron , Hook Ups Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron didn’t just share a romantic dinner at a Beverly Hills restaurant last night — they also shared a really intimate goodbye hug and kiss on the way out. As the two walked out of Bouchon restaurant, the two locked in a… Read more
Has Keanu Reeves landed a new leading lady? The Point Break star was spotted leaving the Geffen Playhouse in Westwood, CA arm-in-arm with an unidentified blonde woman. Was it date night for the Keanu? The couple checked out a performance of The Female of the Species starring Annette Bening and David Arquette .
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