While there’s little doubt that Britney Spears and Jason Trawick, her agent and boyfriend, seem very happy these days, the two aren’t engaged or getting married. We’re confident in stating that as a fact, since they’re taking things slowly, her impulsive days are long gone … and her management team said this on the record.
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Celebrity News Lie of the Week: Britney Spears to Marry Jason Trawick!
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Tagged agent, boyfriend, Britney Spears, creative-never, impulsive, Jason Trawick, management, spend-the-rest, telling-friends
I call bullshit on this video, what are the chances a motherfucker would be videotaping this drunken chick trying to take all the attention away from the bride and put in on her drunkself because that’s what catty, jealous girls do at weddings because girls have something wrong with their brains that makes them HATE othergirls, even if those other girls are their friends, because they want to have all the attention on them. it’s something I’ll never understand, but seeing the way this pole dancer is dancing, she would have been the one at the wedding I would have focused my energy on, because she definitely was hungry for cock and ready to put out to feed her sadness from seeing her friend find a man who wants to spend the rest of time with her, while she only gets guys to stay the night if she’s lucky….
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Pole Dancing at a Wedding Gone Wrong of the Day
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Tagged drunkself, energy, from-the-bride, ice t, Sex, she-crawled, something-wrong, spend-the-rest, stay-the-night, the-attention, tits, twitter-account, whatever-gutter
Have you ever watched the Nature Channel and stumbled across a documentary on Gorillas and being the pervert that you are you noticed that the gorilla’s got tits that could almost pass off as a saggy set of human tits. So your pervert ass starts getting hard realizing that Gorilla nipples are like human nipples and human nipples make you cum so why not pretend your lookin’ at human nipple while really lookin at Gorilla nipple because there’s nothing else sexy on TV and your internet is down and jerking off to your fantasies in your head is what chicks do and you’re not a fucking chick and give into your animal instinct, cum all over yourself and then spend the rest of the day wondering whether a gorilla got you off or if the gorilla just made you think about chick tit and chick tit get you off, and no matter how you look at it, you come out weird….well that’s how I feel when I look at Britney’s saggy mom tits and laughing at a time there were rumors she had impants but liking the fact that her nipples are hard even if they are aiming to the fucking ground…..here are the pics… Pics via INF
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Britney Spears Isn’t Wearing a Bra and Her Nipples are Sad of the Day
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Tagged animal-instinct, Britney Spears, come-out-weird, Fantasies, gorilla, Hollywood, internet, liking-the-fact, nature, nature-channel, nipple-because, no bra, pervert, Sex, spend-the-rest
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The Odoms — Til Death Do Us Part
Pregnant with Matthew McConaughey’s second baby that he knows about, Brazilian Camila Alves showed off her hairy swollen uterus. Maybe it has to do with her hormones being all out of wack since she’s got something growing inside of her, but I’m pretty sure it’s got more to do with her latin roots cuz those bitches tend to be hairy as fuck, which always amazes me because I’ve got latin roots but for some reason have a patchy beard that reminds me of a 13 year old french kid. Maybe that means that I’m more woman than I like to admit, depsite being forced to admit it everytime I take a piss and realize I’m squirting out of nothing more than a pathetic little clit, but that’s not the point, the point is that I’d definitely fuck this bitch well into her third trimester without a condom, just because I know she can’t get pregnant with my kid if she’s already pregnant, it’s real simple biology
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Camila Alves’ Hairy Stomach is Pregnant and in a Bikini of the Day
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Tagged another-sex, bathing-suits, brazilian, depsite-being, growing-inside, Hollywood, hormones, hormones-being, kids, life-or-better, pregnant, sits-at-home, spend-the-rest, squirting-out
Here’s one of those weird girls in the back of your class who sits at home on weekends writing poems and shit, you know the kind of person with few to no friends who takes life way too fucking seriously and who is introverted, dark and kinda scary to be around because you are scared she is going to lose her shit and stab you in the fuckin neck. One of those artist types you expect to see doing weird nude live performances in a weird theater troupe, but what do I fuckin’ know, I’ve only heard of her a few times and that was cuz of her tits
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Tagged another-sex, bathing-suits, dresses-walked, kids, know-the-kind, life, life-or-better, Sex, sits-at-home, spend-the-rest, weird-theater
Here’s a publicity stunt that I don’t think is all that bad of an idea. Some dude came out with the pole dance doll for kids and it’s obviously a fuckin’ joke to get people to check out his company or for adults to send to each other because no parent would buy this for their kids even though some of them should. The way I see it, stripping is a good “university of life”
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Pole Dancing Doll for Kids of the Day
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Tagged dresses-walked, Hollywood, kids, life, life-or-better, publicity stunt, seriously-rise, Sex, shamefully-cuz, spend-the-rest, stripping youth
Helen Mirren has one of my favorite sets of Granny tits in Hollywood, I mean they’ve got nothing on some of the immigrant Granny tits I saw when I was working as an orderly at an old folk’s home back when I had “Granny Issues” because I never had a grandma growing up, she was too busy working before leaving us high and dry, never showing up on Christmas, making me spend the rest of my life trying to fill that void, first with a cookie addiction and then with knitting classes and finally getting paid to change granny diaper and wash granny ass that would always end with me nestling up to granny tit after the medication kicked in and they’d pass out around 8 pm, and as my pervert friend from the park would say when girls in dresses walked by, you can see where her Vagina Starts and her Legs End which is something that is always quite magical….
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Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day
Unlike our previous set of topless pictures , Miranda Kerr has a few more pieces of clothing on. Well, that is if you consider a bikini, clothes. The stunning girlfriend of actor Orlando Bloom was modeling for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot.
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Tagged Bikini, few-more, miranda, Miranda Kerr, Orlando, orlando bloom, our-previous, previous, rest, secret, spend-the-rest, t&a, your-day
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