Emily DiDonato is a Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret model, something that is far less prestigious than it probably once was, as every girl I seem to see modelling, both clothed and nude, has been in shoots for either or both…. But that doesn’t mean she’s not hot, when getting paid by H&M…to do pretty much the same fucking thing… She’s not hot because Emily DiDonato has had Jake Gyllenhaal inside her…or more likely, she’s been inside Jake Gyllenhaal, because he’s a total fucking poofter…I know..we’ve had a fight before… So here’s another half naked campaign…that may not be interesting, but that made her 10-30 thousand dollars for a day of work… All this to say, I prefer WHEN I CAN SEE HER NIPPLES
Kate Bock is some Canadian model from Vancouver, who made it big being in Sports Illustrated, like so many other girls who have been in Sports Illustrated, and I guess hasn’t really made it big at all, but probably thought she did when she booked Sports Illustrated, because it is what girls dream of…it’s some bullshit stamp of approval that isn’t even a stamp of approval anymore, but was in the 80s, when the media was set up differently… My assumption is that she slept with one of the SI photographers, and he snuck her in, because there’s no real reason she got in an other babes didn’t…she’s barely worked… Maybe I’m just mad, I didn’t find her on her quest to get in SI, before getting what she wanted, because eager Canadian bitches are the easiest to convince to sit on your face at the igloo festival when drunk on maple syrup. Here she is in GQ.
Bregje Heinen posted this edit from the Sports Illustrated video that I am not sure is official Sports Illustrated swimsuit, but that I am going to say is hot…but only because I have a thing for Dutch speaking models who have names that sound like the sounds I make after I’ve drank too much and eating bad sea food… That’s all I have to say about that…
It is no real secret that nepotism exists. It is no real secret that people who live in LA, especially when they are the upper crust of LA, have a better chance of getting famous strictly based on geography and the people they know. It’s like if a producer wants a 18 year old babe to be in the movie, and their friend or neighbor has an 18 year old babe daughter, they just ask…it works out best for everyone…but I figured with all this hype around GIGI HADID, the latest Sports Illustrated girl from Malibu, who came out of nowhere, I should do some research into what her specific scam was and how she got herself into the magazine, thanks to family and friends… You see, I don’t watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I didn’t know that her mom, YOLANDA FOSTER and dad, Mohamed Hadid were on it, but when I did, I realized just how easy it would be to figure out how the fame whore parents, who clearly wanted attention drawn on their billionaire selves, would position their girl, who they probably think is the best and hottest thing out there, who they probably want to give everything they can to, because they are egos themselves and anything they shat out is gold… So in 2010, there was an article on Gigi Hadid’s 100 year old billionaire father , his name is Mohamed Hadid , who owned Ritz Carlton hotels and his possible ties to Islam. This is the quote I pulled: “Hadid is somehow connected to Islamic extremists are rendered quite absurd by his circle of eclectic L.A. friends, which includes the Jewish-American fashion designer Paul Marciano, CEO of the Guess? Brand. Te developer describes Marciano as being “like a brother to me.” So the owner of GUESS? is a brother to Gigi Hadid’s dad…and an uncle to her…and all three years later Gigi Hadid is a GUESS? Model…because she was cast fairly amongst the other girls…and then she was pushed to Sports Illustrated…because GUESS? clearly has a direct link to the editors at Sports Illustrated because over the last 10 years Paul Marciano has fed Sports Illustrated his models…because the more famous the models get, the more relevant his brand remains… He has given them most famously – Kate Upton who was too fat to be a model for anyone else and I guess as an uncle would, he’s trying to get Gigi Hadid to be the next Kate Upton.. He’s been using her in his campaigns SINCE SHE WAS A KID That’s not to say Gigi isn’t a babe, isn’t sweet, isn’t deserving…it’s just to remind you that Sports Illustrated, and really all media is full of shit and the models they choose are a scam, a lie and influenced by advertisers, friends and families of the magazine, like in anything, and to think the girls they get modelling for free are anything “top model”or discovered at a bus stop…is pretty fucking stupid of you…everything you see is a fucking lie… This is just a rich girl getting a pony for her 7th birthday the “I want to be a bikini model” version…it’s easier when they are rich…they have the door wide open, a solid PR team…it’s easy…Smoke and fucking mirrors..Sure this isn’t news, but this is as close as I get to journalism and breaking stories…take it in, it happens never… She’s just another Kardasian… Pics via HER INSTAGRAM
Sports Illustrated has a bunch of above average, but hardly amazing, models that they put into a magazine every year, wearing nothing but bikinis and white America…who don’t have access to a data plan on their phone go nuts… I hate giving them attention, because it feeds into the egos of these girls, who I don’t even think really make money modelling, since they do this for free, yet think they are important because they did a free shoot for a magazine with good circulation… Well, they’ve been having their Publicty Stunt with the paparazzi in Miami that involves beach volleyball and here are some of the pics…because I assume you are white AMerica and into this kind of busty…over celebrated…too much positive enforcement girls… TO SEE PICS OF ALL THE MODELS AT ALL THE EVENTS CLICK HERE
Her name is Rosalind Lipsett and she’s relatively new to the American bikini modelling scene, that’s why you may have never heard of her…She’s originally from Ireland, a land that must have some seriously magic potatoes, because she does look sickly and greyish skinned like the Irish girls I know, she also doesn’t look drunk and belligerent and ready to fight like the Irish girls… She must be lucky…like the Irish like to believe they are…even though that’s just false hope for their blue collar lives….like how Americans think they are free and that they are fighting for their freedom…you see only a few Americans are actually free…and only a few Irish, like this Rosalind Lipsett are lucky to not be like any other Irish girl before her… She should be the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover today…Maybe next year…. His name is… TOASTYCAKES and he only hangs with babes, and only takes pics of babes…and makes you hate your life for not being a photographer who hangs with babes and takes pics of babes…. The bears name is…who gives a fuck…it’s a fucking bear…only weirdo molesters like the guy from Family Guy like making up stories about their Teddy Bears being alive… Follow Rosalind Lipsett and TOASTYCAKES on Instagram for a good time…
Emily Ratajkowski was one of the Sports Illustrated Rookies, which I am sure is a big deal to her considering she was just a video vixen who had sex with Kanye West this time last year… You know the aspiring model and actress who was getting naked for every and any interesting enough photographer… Who when I started posting on her had under 10,000 followers on instagram…and twitter…before blowing the fuck up…and becoming this huge phenomenon…. I guess I am a bit of a purist, and I prefer Emily Ratajkowski posing in fashion nudes, than in Sports Illustrated body painted nudes, because Body Paining is tacky as fuck reserved for Tattoo conventions for losers…and not nude models…it’s like she might as well be wearing a snow suit since her vagina and nipples are covered… But I guess, we can always go through the archives of her young career to see the real good… I don’t understand the hype with body painting…it’s pretty dated…but I guess speaks to the Sports Illustrated reader.. I do get the hype with Emily Ratajkowski…she’s masterminded the celebrity system…and did it with an awesome set of tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE
Kate Upton is Sports Illustrated prized pig from the county fair that is their business…she’s the golden egg…that makes them serious money…because average American Dudes, who read or at least buy the magazine, love her…. Sports Illustrated made her famous, and they’ve made her their cover girl year after year, and even this year, to avoid causing too much controversy using her again, even though they really wanted to…they gave her the “alternate cover”…or the “back cover”…because they know in terms of their magazine, she is the only thing that really matters. I don’t need to sit here and hate on a company that has for the last 50 years found girls to pose in their bikinis, a lot of them top models, for free. I don’t need to celebrate what they do either, or be inspired by it, or even think their choices in girls are amazing. I don’t need to talk about Kate Upton’s weird sloppy body and tits and how she’s a product of serious doctoring to look semi appealing, so much that she’s practically an artist rendition of herself… But I can’t help but laugh that they had to take her to zero gravity so that her tits don’t sag… It’s like these Sports Illustrated people are pulling all the tricks they can to keep on using her despite her over-eating…and they have got resourceful or desperate enough to turn to space travel technology to make her look good… I don’t hate, it’s a waste of energy…but I still find it funny.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE SWIMSUIT ISSUE CLICK HERE
That’s what best friends are for. Brooklyn Decker had quite the silly reaction when she found out BFF Chrissy Teigen had landed the coveted cover of the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . “Ps- I peed my pants when I found out. Literally. Peed down my leg. @CHRISSYTEIGEN!!!!!!,” the blond beauty revealed on Twitter. it’s safe to say she was pretty excited. A topless Chrissy graces the mag’s 50th anniversary edition alongside models Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge . Her good buddy Brooklyn appeared (also topless) on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . We love that the gals are so supportive of one another, even if urination is involved. And thanks to social media these two have made it clear that they’re one hell of a goofy team when they’re not busy posing in their bikinis. Do you remember when Teigen gave Decker a “vagina raspberry?” We do. Vagina Raspberry By Chrissy Teigen Chrissy’s not only one of the hottest models out there, she’s also a hilarious tweeter . Congrats on the cover, girl! If you want even more Teigen, feast your eyes on some of her sexiest pics now: 13 Sizzling Chrissy Teigen Photos Open Slideshow 1. Chrissy Teigen Topless Picture Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ. View As List 1. Chrissy Teigen Topless Picture Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ. 2. Chrissy Teigen at the Grammys Chrissy Teigen outshined even the most famous musicians at the 2013 Grammys. 3. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover 2014 Chrissy Teigen covers Sports Illustrated Swimusit Issue’s 50th Anniversary edition with Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge. 4. Chrissy Teigen Topless Instagram Photo Chrissy Teigen isn’t afraid of instagramming a little skin. 5. Chrissy Teigen, All Smiles Model and funnylady Chrissy flashes a smile in a sexy look. 6. Chrissy Teigen Bikini Photograph Chrissy rocks a teeny tiny swimsuit. 7. Hot Chrissy Teigen Bikini Photo Chrissy Teigen is a bikini pro. 8. Chrissy Teigen Nude Photo Chrissy Teigen goes nude. Wow. 9. Chrissy Teigen Topless Chrissy Teigen doesn’t let a little sand get in the way of a gorgeous picture. 10. Chrissy Teigen in Sports Illustrated Chrissy Teigen stuns in another flawless bikini photo. 11. Chrissy Teigen Naked Oh, Chrissy. Who else would tweet a naked spray tan photo? 12. Chrissy Teigen Topless Photo Sports Illustrated vet Chrissy strikes another beautiful pose. 13. Hot Chrissy Teigen Photo Chrissy has mastered the art of the “come hither” face…
There is a spectrum from Instagram Model to Supermodel….which would be a good info graphic, but who has time for that bullshit, especially when we all know that Victoria’s Secret is pretty much the highest you can get on the charts as far as I am concerned because it may not pay the best, but it makes you a household name, that leads to booking all kinds of campaigns well into your 40s like you were Heidi Klum…on the lower end of the spectrum lives Import models…who do have a following and are somewhere around Video Vixen in hotness…yet still making some money to get half naked…. Now this Sara Sampaio chick, straight from Portugal, is already a Victoria’s Secret model, making moves while being hot, but it’s nice to see her role play as a low level model, making you think she’s accessible, in a car show boner thanks to bitches with cars bro….that isn’t as good as her role playing as a street hooker in your hotel suite…but it’s still worth posting when you got nothing better to do with your time…
