Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way… This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough… I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.
Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots… Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.
This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot. Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not… Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from… I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense. I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself… It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense… If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.
He can do more than just star in hilarious commercials. The Denver Broncos quarterback, whose career was nearly derailed by multiple neck surgeries two years ago, has been named the 2013 Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year. The honor comes days after Pope Francis was named Time’s Person of the Year. In his cover story on Manning, who is poised to break Tom Brady’s single-season touchdown pass mark this year, Lee Jenkins writes that Manning “remains the reigning champion of the everyday.” Jenkins also cites Manning’s evolution from someone with unparalleled physical gifts to someone who now succeeds more with his mind and his determination. “The laser rocket arm — Manning’s description in that famous Sprint commercial – is more like a cap gun now,” reads the article. “Yet he is currently piloting the best team in the AFC and the most bountiful offense in the NFL while threatening single-season passing records for yards and touchdowns. Still, that’s not why Manning is Sportsman of the Year for 2013.” So, why did Manning earn this distinction, on that has gone in the past to such star athletes as Derek Jeter and LeBron James? It’s the way in which he has written his “sequel,” Jenkins said, gushing over how Manning has been “prepared to face consequences,” been “prepared for adversity” and been “prepared for change.” Did SI make the proper selection? Should Peyton Manning be the 2013 Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year? Yes, absolutely! No, what about David Ortiz! No, what about LeBron James! No, what about… someone else! View Poll »
These naughty paint-by-numbers are ready to get primed and coated! Take a look at Jennifer Lawrence , Rihanna , Roselyn Sanchez , Kate Upton , and Kari Wuhrer as they get transformed into living works of art.
A video of Kate Upton nude, save for some strategic body paint and modeling for Sports Illustrated earlier this year, has been released by the magazine. Thank you, Sports Illustrated. Thank you. If you recall, Kate got painted up for a SI bikini shoot, only the bikini was just painted on as she attempted to recreate an iconic swimsuit issue cover. Despite the length of time spent painting her chest by a team of experts at the publication, “I definitely feel naked,” Kate Upton said. “Because I am.” Indeed. Kate Upton Nude: Sports Illustrated
The thing we can all learn from Irina Shayk is that she’s a whore who has done the whore thing right because rather than ending up in a ditch somewhere covered in cum and blood after a john murdered her, she took her whoring corporate….she was like “I’ll be the beard to some sports star, no problem, just get me in SI, so I can stop escorting”…and look at her now…topless in sports magazines… This is a whoring success story is hard to take seriously when you look like Irina Shayk, your whoring, because she’s fucking amazing looking and when you look like that whoring can take you to glorious places… You see, when you look like the whores I fuck with…your whoring may make you 5 dollars for your next baggy of monkey bones the drug dealer is pretending is meth and get you a night in the mental institution for observation…if you’re lucky…cuz that way you can get cleaned up for another week of whoring…
Chrissy , girl John hasn’t set a wedding date yet. That’s a bad sign. Maybe your anxiety comes from knowing that your fairytale wedding is doomed. John Legend’s Fiance Gets Anxiety Over Wedding According to NY Daily News Chrissy Teigen needs wedding Xanax. “I have such bad anxiety that sometimes I don’t believe I’ve even taken the pill in the morning!” she said at a bridal shower thrown by Gillette Venus, which she endorses. Though Teigen and John Legend haven’t announced a wedding date, she seems likely to let that, and other details, slip sooner or later. “John had to pull me aside — and he’s never done this in our entire relationship — and he told me, ‘You need to learn how to answer this question; just say no,’ ” Teigen said. So much anxiety for your average beard. John, how you doing? PCN
Contrary to reports, Sean “Diddy” Combs has not added model Kate Upton to his harem. The 20-year-old “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue cover model was allegedly spotted…
Contrary to reports, Sean “Diddy” Combs has not added model Kate Upton to his harem. The 20-year-old “Sports Illustrated” swimsuit issue cover model was allegedly spotted…
