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Stacy Keibler Sexy Booty Workout

Stacy Keibler has always been in pretty damn good shape, she used to be a pretend wrestler after all, but now that she’s been dating George Clooney people are starting to care about how she does it. Here she is showing off her sexy workout routine in some pictures that are beginning to make me sweat a little. Not because it looks difficult, but because I’ve been staring at them in a dark room for about thirteen minutes. You know what I’m talking about. #exercise

Lea Michele’s Got Healthy Cleavage

Is this Lea Michelle chick still on Glee ? Because I thought that show was supposed to be about teenage kids who all just happen to have great singing voices, this chick looks all woman to me. Here she is outside the David Letterman studios dropping some impressive cleavage. I just read an article about how staring at women’s breasts is good for men’s health and makes them live longer. The survey claims that a ten minute ogle at women’s breasts is as healthy as thirty minutes in the gym. Awesome! Can I get a doctor’s note for this? I’m going for a workout.

Cheryl Tweedy Hotness Parade

Is the Cannes Film Festival over yet? I can’t keep track of all these things. I guess not if I’ve got these shots of my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy working the red carpet in her oddly attractive dress. She kinda looks like a mermaid, a mermaid I’d like to do dirty dirty semi-legal things with…. Bedroom things. Call me.

Taylor Swift In A See Through Dress… Sort Of

I didn’t watch the Billboard Awards on Sunday, but I’m going to go a head and assume that Taylor Swift won something again. Why wouldn’t she have? She’s Americas sweet heart. I don’t really care about any of that, I just think she’s hot and was glad to see that she wore a see through top to the affair… Sort of. EIther the thing is pretty see through or she doesn’t have any nipples. Like a Barbie doll. Strangely arousing.

Miranda Kerr Is Hot In Any Language

I can’t understand a word written in this magazine and I don’t care, put supermodel Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the cover and you’ve got yourself a customer. Besides, none of us need to read the actual articles when there are hot ass pictures of a half naked beautiful woman nearby, I bet nobody is reading this right now. I could tell you how much I enjoyed the Smurfs movie and none of you would even notice. The blonde one is hot.

Maria Menounos Gets Molested

Is Maria Menounos still on Dancing With The Stars or has she been booted off yet? I don’t watch the show, but I like all the attention she’s been getting because of it. Here she is showing off that cute Greek booty while getting molested by the old man judge. Get your boney liver spotted hands off my woman gramps. If anyone is going to slip her the soft it’s going to be me.

Some Tiffani Thiessen Mom Cleavage

Here’s blast from the past Tiffani Thiessen , I guess she dropped the “Amber” sometime around the turn of the century, looking pretty solid at some party last night. I don’t know what she’s been up to for the last couple of decades, but judging from those hips I’m going to go ahead and assume that she’s spent most of it becoming a mother…. MILF cleavage is better than no cleavage. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk’s Foot Fetish Revealed!

I knew that supermodel Irina Shayk was from some place in Russia so I assumed she was into some kinky things, that and she’s dating that Ronaldo douche, you know he’s up to no good, but I wouldn’t have guessed she had a foot fetish. Here she is making kissy faces and getting all sexy with everything from flip flops too high heels. What a pervert!

J. Peterman Feels Up Christie Brinkley

We all know that Christie Brinkley has been looking really good lately, especially for a woman of such an advanced age, but that doesn’t mean just anybody is allowed to walk up to her and man handle her. Does it? Here’s that guy who played J. Peterman, I don’t think anybody knows his real name, getting his meaty fingers all over my cougar’s milky white thighs. Hands off Peterman! If there’s anyone going to get arrested for inappropriately touching Christie Brinkley …. It’s going to be me.

Katie Price Bikini Wet T-Shirt Party

Katie Price’s big fake breasts and bikinis just go together so well, like gin and tonic or asian strippers and ping pong balls, so I had to finish off the day with these shots of her and the girls hanging out by the pool. Unfortunately she’s not showing them off as much as I’d expect from the busty Brit, maybe she’s feeling bloated, who knows. I’m getting a hint of cleavage, but that’s about it. It also looks like she went swimming in a t-shirt… I thought only fat girls did that? I’m confused.