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Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day

Bella Thorne is out of control at New York Fashion week, because for some reason, a reason I call being noisy as fuck and making sure people know who she is, she’s been generally accepted as a character in pop culture… You know from a mom who whored her and her sister out to Disney, teaching them the path of whore, supported by social media, giving her a vehicle to whore, generating buzz and following, hell, I post her everyday because I think she’s wonderful…I mean to look at…half naked…her face is trans, her ginger is creepy, and her tits so big, exposed, in a playful way…even though you know she’s into fucking…and has been fucked, and does the fucking…she’s broke…it’s good… Now she’s doing EDM and people like DIPLO are playing her song, because he’s old, not so out of touch but trying to stay relevant in pop, because he’s made so much stupid money…and lives this wild life….that must be a bit of a joke to him – since it worked out..and he knows he can play anything and the kids will go nuts… Either way, she was showing off her tits like a good girl…good girl. Some videos…she self produced….you know to tell her story…the content creator… The post Bella Thorne Underboob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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A Headless Halle Berry’s Uses Instagram

Here’s Halle Berry trying to stay relevant by using Instagram. Somewhat a fail.                  

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Jennifer Lopez’s Fake Ass Was the Only Thing Real at the Mayweather Fight of the DAy

I watched a livefeed on Instagram put out by some vine star for his fans, not that I am on of his fans, I just don’t believe in cable, or contributing to staged, commercial, candy coated, promoter produced and fought fights, it’s corrupt nonsense and no matter how much the people believe or want to believe…or how many people tune into something and contribute to the hype like a bunch of fucking lemming drone pieces of shit…it’s still fake fucking news garbage…and we’re just being scammed.. That’s why old lady J.Lo’s ass at the event is the only thing that was real, even if it isn’t a real ass at all and she’s had work done on it to try to continue to stay relevant earning that stupid money…knowing that her ass is key in the equation…no matter how old she is…so at 100 fucking years old…she’ll still have that fat round ass or some shit…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jennifer Lopez’s Fake Ass Was the Only Thing Real at the Mayweather Fight of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez Cougaring In Paper Magazine

I guess Jennifer Lopez is trying to stay relevant even though she hasn’t had a hit single in years? All I know is, I haven’t done a post on her in practically a year, and now here’s J-Lo showing off her booty for Paper Magazine . And maybe it’s just me, but it kind of looks like she’s in drag, right? Anyway, I know it’s probably tough out there for an aging hottie, so if J-Lo wants to feel young again by hooking up with a younger man, she knows where to find me: in my mom’s basement. » view all 12 photos

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Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day

Ugly Face Tisdlae…posts pics of her body, that’s always been alright, because this is how you try to stay relevant when no one fucking cares about you and I apprecaite that tactic…because bitches shamelessly in bikinis for social media is one You can be your own bikini model, in your own photoshoot, for your own magazine that’s just a social media account… She’s lookin’ good…all the time off has given her time to grow into her average at best looks and I’ve always rooted for her…because I know a body is more important than a face always…it lasts longer and who cares about a face when you’re face is buried in her married Disney star looking for attention cunt..all up in it.. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini with Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

I haven’t really been keeping up with  Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

I haven’t really been keeping up with  Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day

Peyton Roi List is some up and coming slut and I believe to stay relevant as a site I must find the Diseny mainstream sluts that old creeps who still visit websites are jerking off to. I think this is one of them…. All these bitches are irrelevant to me, I prefer jerking off to chicks from TINDER and instagram and the non famous girls who are actually much hotter, but I’m progressive like that, and don’t need some casting agent or producer to dictate what I cum to…. I can figure that one out on my own, but you….you’re the one I’m worried about… The post Peyton Roi List Bikini on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora for Shape Magazine of the Day

Who is Rita Ora? Is not a question that some interviewer would ask Rita Ora when interviewing her for some Oscar or Grammy special, you know a cliche question – trying to get to the depths of what makes this talent tick, or what she’s all about… Who is Rita Ora? Is a genuine question that people ask when people like me say “have you seen the Rita Ora Shape Magazine Pics”…before following that up with “I know, I’m surprised she’s in Shape, considering her tits that made her are so fat, I guess Shape is just trying to stay relevant and Ora was the only one available, or eager enough to participate, or maybe Ora paid them and this is an ad deal…because who the fuck is Rita Ora”…. Here are the pics anyway…because what the fuck else am I supposed to do with my time.. The post Rita Ora for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland in a Slutty Dress with Jay Leno of the Day

Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo… I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from… I don’t know what’s going on here….but it’s fetishy on so many levels…so take it in… The post Sarah Hyland in a Slutty Dress with Jay Leno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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