If you’ve ever dreamt of seeing a busty TV star attempt to ride an inflatable bull in a pool, first off, you’ve got some weirdly-specific fantasies. And second, you’re in luck, because Sofia Vergara just posted that exact video on Instagram. Also, in related news, I’m pretty sure Sofia’s 15 minutes of fame just got extended by another 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I concentrate real hard. Wish us luck. Im getting very good at it #Ihaveallsummer A post shared by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Apr 23, 2017 at 3:25pm PDT
I guess Sofia Vergara got tired of her co-stars Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter trying to steal her spotlight, because here’s my favorite Colombian hottie on set filming the new season and reminding everyone who the real star of Modern Family is… Sofia’s massive funbags. We all know those two are the only reason anyone’s still watching this show anymore these days. » view all 15 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Between Sarah Hyland and now Ariel Winter , Sofia Vergara ‘s got an awful lot of hottie competition on Modern Family these days. But don’t let a few good red carpet outfits fool you, Sofia’s still the reigning #1 sitcom hottie. Especially after the cleavage she dropped at the SAG Awards over the weekend. Sure, Sofia may be in 40s by now, but judging from these shots, she’s still got a ton of good years left. I’m not seeing any sag at all here. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s German model, TV host and the newest future ex-Mrs. Tuna Lena Gercke back with a new lingerie photoshoot for Christmas, and it’s just what I wanted this year! I’d ask how Lena knew, but to be fair, it’s what I ask for every year. Well, that and motorboating lessons with Sofia Vergara . But hey, I’ll take it. Enjoy! » view all 17 photos
Sofia Vergara, 43, and Joe Manganiello, 38, have kept details of their honeymoon under wraps, with the bride telling Good Morning America there wouldn#39;t be much downtime after the nuptials. “I#39;m gonna have to go back to work,” the Modern Family star said. Vergara and her new husband tied the knot during an extravagant ceremony Sunday, with the space decorated in floor to ceiling white roses, orchids and hydrangeas. The reception décor followed suit with tons of pink flowers. Last week,
Sofia Vergara, 43, and Joe Manganiello, 38, have kept details of their honeymoon under wraps, with the bride telling Good Morning America there wouldn#39;t be much downtime after the nuptials. “I#39;m gonna have to go back to work,” the Modern Family star said. Vergara and her new husband tied the knot during an extravagant ceremony Sunday, with the space decorated in floor to ceiling white roses, orchids and hydrangeas. The reception décor followed suit with tons of pink flowers. Last week,
A video posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Nov 22, 2015 at 12:37pm PST Sofia Vergara married some actor…because she is also an actor…and I guess it is a reminder to instagram whores everywhere, especially the immigrant, hispanic, fresh off the boat in the Miami Port ones, that if they stick to showing their tits, partying with the rich guys, they too may be typecast for what ends up being a massive fucking show…and all it takes is fucking strategically…it can even happen if you’re a single mother…but may help if you’re Colombian and have access to all the right cocaine channels to help the rich guys have even more fun than just your tits when they roll through Miami..before one falls in love and drags you to LA with them…to make everyone a lot of money… You know, as well as I know, that Sofia Vergara’s story of being that single mom, who smuggled herself to America…pulled some shady non-status things…possibly even an anchor baby or two…all while being hot enough to pull it off..reminding us that maybe, if all the illegals looked like this…people like Donald Trump, who is married to an immigrant..would be more tolerant…because of her tits.. I mean…this is a “fairy tale wedding” at 45….and a reminder…anything can happen…but it usually requires being hot with huge tits… I think she’s overrated – Here she is for some wedding magazine…. The post Sofia Vergara Got Married of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
